Dead Pool [49]

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Congratulations to Shaun (i.e me) who correctly predicted the demise of Clare Hollingworth the telegraph reporter who was the first correspondent to report on the outbreak of WW2 and was also known for exposing Kim Philby as a spy.That is my 6th victory at this game which I think may be a record.Anyway on to Deadpool 49.

Here’s the rules (especially the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.

I will get my 5 nominations in now:
Tony Booth
Reverend Billy Graham
Brunhilde Pomsel
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk

66 thoughts on “Dead Pool [49]”

  6. Well done Shaun, this time around

    Dobri Dobrev
    Winnie Mandela
    Clifton James
    George P Schultz
    Tony Bennett

    High hopes for Dobri, its -20 and snowing like fuck over here.

    • Be fair – the woman was 105 years old.
      Doesn’t that break a rule?

      Nah! Fuck it – he’s the main man so he can make his own rules. ‘My blog, my rules’ and all that.
      Fair does. The guy deserves a break for taking over if nothing else.

      What happened to the others that offered…?

      • The rules as I see them are ambiguous due the fact that the only red line is picking someone who is the oldest man or woman.At my discretion ,I would probably extend that rule at my discretion to those who are the oldest people in a country or if someone picked someone within a couple of years of the Guinness world record I would say to close to the mark but I haven`t seen that in any of the entries since I took over the Deadpool.I could do an upper age limit for entries but the issue with that is where to draw it and also making people change regular entries when they hit a certain number.Also,celebs lie about their age at times which would again be another complication.

  7. Bloody hell!! A load of cunts have already chosen my cunts – Vera ‘Big Cunt’ Lynn is nailed on, whoever chose her. I’m going to have to settle on these…

    Peter Sallis
    Pierre Cardin
    Lord Peter Carrington
    Leah Bracknell
    Jake Lamotta

  9. Fuck me, someone will probably die as I type this.
    Jimmy arm field
    John Humphries
    Vera Lynn
    Rolf Harris
    Bridget Bardot

  10. Ant
    Dec
    Leigh Francis (the cunt who is stuck in character as Keith cunt Lemon)
    Robbie Williams
    Simon Cowell

    I think peoples deathpool list are turning into wish lists.

  11. Did anybody have old Graham Taylor?…
    Twittermongs, griefmonkeys, and not even born then spaztards will undoubtedly go El Explodo over Taylor and post crap like ‘Old School’ ‘A proper Ing-ur-lund manager’ and ‘Legend’… Truth is, he was the worst England manager ever… Anyone who picked Carlton Palmer for an England team has to have been a cunt…

  14. No one had Lord Snowden.Have differently seen his name appear many times over the last few pools.Think Sir Limpy picked him but he hasn`t entered this pool.

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