Congratulations to Shaun (i.e me) who correctly predicted the demise of Clare Hollingworth the telegraph reporter who was the first correspondent to report on the outbreak of WW2 and was also known for exposing Kim Philby as a spy.That is my 6th victory at this game which I think may be a record.Anyway on to Deadpool 49.
Here’s the rules (especially the first one):
1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices.
List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!
2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool
Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt and will be ignored. Any anonymous cunt who can’t be bothered to make up a name for themselves will also be ignored. Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.
So nominations are now open on this post only. Good luck.
I will get my 5 nominations in now:
Tony Booth
Reverend Billy Graham
Brunhilde Pomsel
Kirk Douglas
Herman Wouk
Jim Bowen
Denis Norden
Gordon Banks
Paul Gascoigne
Bruce Forsythe
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Sorry Fred, I was gonna nick Clive James as well but that would be too cuntish.
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Can I encourage all cunters out there to steal Black and White Cunt’s nominations next time round? Cheers. 🙂
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Great shout Fred but some cunt always gets in first 😉
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Burt Reynolds
Richard Wilson
Cher
Chevy Chase
Christopher Biggins
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Gerald Harper
Bill Maynard
Katie Boyle
Brian Matthew
Desmond Morris
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Malcolm Young
Terry Jones
Jake LaMotta
Jill Gascoine
Greg Allman
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Congrats
Bill Treacher
King Juan Carlos I of Spain
John Noakes
Julie Goodyear
Mikael Gorbachev
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Clive James
John Hurt
Leslie Phillips
Brian Cant
Tony Britton
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Is Shaun of the dead 69 realy the grim reaper.
Six wins !
Note to self, be nice to Shaun.
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If I was the Grim Reaper there would be a lot more deaths right now!
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PS. Whoever Claire Hollingsworth was, she looked like Compo in drag.
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Ricky Gervais
Keith Chegwin
Tim Westwood
Robson Green
James Blunt
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Good Call Shaun
Prince Phillip
David Rockerfeller
Kirk Douglas
Vera Lynn
Olivia De Havilland
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Sorry I didnt see Kirk in the main page, Ill go with George Bush Senior
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Frank Bruno
Alan Bennett
Nicholas Parsons
Lewis Hamilton (premonition)
Hilary Clit On
Gary the plumber. (Cunt)
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Bonio
Cuntdorf
Corbyn
Barry Bright
Flabbott
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Ian Brady
Bear Grylls
Peter Sutcliffe
Kanye West
Neil Kinnock
Shaun, congrats, you have the devils ear!
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Nice one Shaun…
Tommy Docherty
Frank O’ Farrell
Geoffrey Bayldon
Charles Manson
Hugh Hefner
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Yoko Ono
Brian Blessed
Ringo
Joan Jett
Henry Kissinger
Shaun please note – all of these are well short of 105.
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June Brown
Chris Brown
Bryan Brown
Gordon Brown
Jack Black
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I’d like to apologize if my nominations appeared racist.
It was not intentional to nominate a list of white people only.
Sorry.
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John Hume
Martin McGuiness
Jack Charlton
Richard Stilgoe
Ewan McGregor
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Richard Stilgoe…now there is one MAJOR fucking cunt.
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I have never believed Fred West was guilty. But he did buy his topsoil from Lockerbie.
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Martin McGuinness
Prince Edward the Duke of Kent
Tommy Mair
John Redwood
Tim Farron
Well done Shaun
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Bugger Dan just beat me to it. I will replace the Sinn Fein cunt with Gina Miller
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Bugger! You beat me to it this time 🙂
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I wasn’t going to pick Gina Miler Odin’s balls but Dan beat me to that lying scum Sinn Fein cunt. Hopefully the fucker will pop his clogs, McGuinness that is and not Dan.
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Boy George
Morrissey
Michael Barrymore
Oscar Pistorius
Former Pope Benedict
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‘Superfly’ Jimmy Snuka
‘Dynamite Kid’ Tom Billington
Michael Hesletine
Harley Race
Dick ‘The Destroyer’ Beyer
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Well done (again) Shaun. Seeing as how you’re good at predicting things, any chance you could give me this week’s lotto numbers please.
Tuheitia Paki
Hone Harawira
Titiwhai Harawira
Len Brown
John Minto
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Congrats Shaun…
George A Romero
John Carpenter
Colin Dexter
Hal Holbrook
Ron Jeremy
Fuckers will live forever now…
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Tony Blair
Charlotte Church
Lily Allen
Meryl Streep
Whoever the current leader of ISIS is this week.
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Hey Shaun, do us all a favour and predict some politicians next time please? With the way you win these Deadpools we would all be happy and lucky that way!
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I have thought about picking a couple of them.
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That’s why I throw in that old git Hesletine.
On another note, I’m picking more pro wrestlers from now on, there’s always a good chance one them will pass on. No always old ones too.
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Tim Farron would be a good start Shaun 😈
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Lionel Blair
Charles Manson
Bobby Charlton
Jimmy Carter
Angela Lansbury
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Manson already picked.
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Fuck me, what is wrong with me recently?? Must be new year Alzheimer’s. To punish myself I’m only going to give me four chances. I like to live dangerously.
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Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Chuck Blazer
Jack Warner
Looks like FIFA are going to kill the World Cup. Corrupt, money grubbing bastards.
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Babs Windsor
Jackie Stallone
Doris day
Stuart Hall
Bill Cosby
Bonus ball- James fat cunt corden
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Pope Frances
Roman Polanski
Ginger Baker
George Soros
Diane Abbott
2 days?! I wonder is that a record? and the one prior was 4 days ago the bastards are popping like shit eating flys
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Donald Trump
Robert Mugabe
John Kerry
Rupert Murdoch
Tom Courtenay
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