The combination is a cunt.
I don’t subscribe to the notion there should be awards for anything which is ultimately subjective. Best movie. Best actor. Best album. Best TV drama. The list goes on. According to some sports writers today, winning the Ballon d’Or makes Harry Kane the “best” football player. But that is simply not the case.
Even as an ex-Spurs fan (can’t be bothered anymore), I don’t rate Kane especially highly. Yes, he knows where the goal is but that’s about it. Has he got insane close control and dribbling skills like that serial cheating Argie cunt Messi? Nope. Has he got incredible physical prowess and explosive impact like a mid-20s Ronaldo? Nope. Has he got crazy speed down the wings to outpace and leave defenders on their arses? Nope. Has be got precision crossing and dead ball delivery like that tatted freak Beckham had? Nope. Does he control games with his positional sense, vision and tackling like a prime Bryan Robson? Nope. Is he a player who can do special and magical things with a football like Hoddle, Gazza, Ginola, Zidane? Nope. Is he the go to guy on the big occasion when everything is on the line? Absolutely not.
Whale Tongue scores a lot of goals in a league which is not as competitive or physical as the English Premier League, which he ran away from because he knows he’s not good enough. If Kane were still in the EPL, would Erland Haaland be worried about the competition? I think not.
Whale Tongue is a limp wristed, low IQ, corporate and woke Football Association fan boy who’s main claim to fame is a) scoring way too many penalties and b) doing the straight legged theatrical dive in the penalty area to win dubious penalties. To be fair, he’s a decent footballer and certainly above average. But getting ‘prestigious’ awards and being labelled the best – I don’t think so.
Fortunately, someone much more informed than I agrees with me.
Nominated by Immigration Yank.

The Balón D’or is a pile of shit.
The trophy has been worthless since it was awarded to Luka Modric back in 2018.
Just as Kane is not the best player in the world now, Modric was not the best player back then.
The awarding committee wanted to break the Messi/Ronaldo cycle, so they were desperate to give the honour to someone else.
In the case of Modric, anyone else.
My opinion, which is shared with many others is that Lamine Yamal has been the best footballer for the past few years.
His time will come, but I doubt if he will win it several times like the two outstanding players of the past.
The committee don’t want to get into that cycle again.
If you are not going to give the trophy to the best player then don’t give it to anyone.
Good morning.
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Im pretty sure it’s racist for white people to win any award these days.. that dribbler should be thoroughly ashamed of himself.
Or at least dedicated his win to the brave freedom fighters of Palestine.
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Whoever advised Kane to move to the Bayern Munich got it bang on.
The time and space available in a lot of Bundesliga games is like watching our old first division at times.
So well done to Kane for taking advantage of it.
But let us not forget that the best players rise to the big occasions, and Kane has shown on more than one occasion that he can’t.
That said, at least he’s not a chippy dark key or a greasy dago.
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