are cunts.
So all of a sudden TV/Press/Online etc. is swamped by “breaking news” that some bald actor jasper name of Patrick Stewart has croaked at the relatively unexceptional age of 86. Has elbowed out all the big pants stuff like Healey’s budget, wars and famine and replaced it with endless fanzine drool about X-Men, Star Trek and whatever other shite he was in. Oh I see “stars pay tribute to Sir Patrick”. An excuse for other nonentities to get a few minutes in front of the cameras to remind the public that they are still alive and what a marvellous luvvie he was.
Well I’ll have a go at that game. Met the slap head cunt at various functions over the years and yes, he was tall and very bald with a funny pointy chin, piggy eyes and a large hooter. Pleasant enough to talk to but a magnet for Yank Trekkies who elbow in to tell him how wonderful he is and how much respect they have for him as an actor and so on. Yuck. Fuck orf yuooooo khants.
Latest Breaking News. He is still very much fucking dead and I should have had him in The Pool. Bugger.
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Wasn’t he on ‘Mrs Merton’ acting all outraged alongside first guest Bernard Manning? Oh no, I remember now that was Richard Meldrew Wilson. Though I do remember a more recent bitchy fracas between Stewart and someone at an awards ceremony. Come to doubleplus think of it I think it was him and James Corden, so two negatives make a doubleplus cunt.
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