Dead Actors



 

are cunts.

So all of a sudden TV/Press/Online etc. is swamped by “breaking news” that some bald actor jasper name of Patrick Stewart has croaked at the relatively unexceptional age of 86. Has elbowed out all the big pants stuff like Healey’s budget, wars and famine and replaced it with endless fanzine drool about X-Men, Star Trek and whatever other shite he was in. Oh I see “stars pay tribute to Sir Patrick”. An excuse for other nonentities to get a few minutes in front of the cameras to remind the public that they are still alive and what a marvellous luvvie he was.

Well I’ll have a go at that game. Met the slap head cunt at various functions over the years and yes, he was tall and very bald with a funny pointy chin, piggy eyes and a large hooter. Pleasant enough to talk to but a magnet for Yank Trekkies who elbow in to tell him how wonderful he is and how much respect they have for him as an actor and so on. Yuck. Fuck orf yuooooo khants.

Latest Breaking News. He is still very much fucking dead and I should have had him in The Pool. Bugger.

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8 thoughts on “Dead Actors

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  1. Patrick Stewart was a bald lefty luvvie.

    I remember reading ‘The Uncanny X-Men’ comics when I was a shaver. Brilliant. Impossible to reproduce in ‘live action’ cinema, even with CGI. Also loved ‘The Fantastic Four’ and Ben Grimm – ‘It’s clobberin’ time!’. It all seemed totally realistic back in the 1960s.

    Good morning, everyone.

  2. Like with AI Elvis and Whitney Houston coming ‘back to life’ as avatars for concerts they are never really fully dead. Beam me up baldy bollocks.

  3. All news is dead to me. I reminisce about all the things I miss and nostalgically watch again and all things before the darkles left the jungle, to be precise by all the cunts who encouraged them.

  4. A lefty luvvy that spent all his ‘working’ life reading other people’s words.

    Had the fucking cheek to lecture the proles on the foolhardiness of voting for Brexit whilst he lived the life in his gated Californian mansion.

    Fuck off Picard and make it so.

    • I never liked that fruity cunt Patsy Stewart.
      I’m a staunch Capt Kirk man.

      some plummy, rich voiced alopecia suffer doesn’t cut the mustard.

      Billy Shatner 😁
      wig on, girdle tightened, overacting,
      jewboy.
      brilliant 👍

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