are a cunt.
Fine on truck drivers, veteran’s, hard ass bastards and a few other varieties (such as nut cases who I want to avoid).
The rest of the people who have them should stop wasting their money and start saving up to have them removed.
Nerdy, skinny idiots; women; boomers and Gen X wankers; cunts with zero personality. Nice looking birds who do this, it’s like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.
Ferfuxake, so many of you fucking cretins have them that it’s now become subversive to not have them. Having tattoos is the same as watching Coronation Street. And another case of blacking up by the way.
If you are privileged enough to have white skin, then show it.
Nominated by Hyacinth Bucket.
Most tattoos are fucking shite, but a very well done one in the right place can look good.
The trouble is that people rarely stop at just one.
They make a mess of their bodies without any thought that they will eventually get old and their skin will sag.
Mrs Cunter has one, right at the top of her thigh.
It’s a nice one and I like it.
Good morning.
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” Mother ” 🦈😃
Good morning. 👍
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ive loads.
dont regret any of them.
Thing is, where it used to be rebellious its now a thing that football twats and Ducky actors have embraced.
And where it was done by some biker or sailor bloke, its now done by illustrators and fine art graduates.
My mate owns a tattoo parlour,
he had a kid as a apprentice who did work for Marvel Comics.
A tattooist can make good money.
So sorry Hyacinth.
Not really on board.
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Got one of your gate Mis?
Can they do country cream?
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😆 hehe
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I’ve got “WAR” tattooed on the knuckles of my left hand, “PEACE” tattooed on the knuckles of my right hand, and “THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV” tattooed down my spine.
(With thanks to Alexei Sayle)
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There used to be a programme called Tattoo Fixers where awful tattoos were worked on to make them look better.
People would go in with a tiny stick man on their arm, which had been tattooed on them by a friend when they were pissed.
It would be fixed by having a fucking huge skull with a dagger through it covering their entire arm.
Ridiculous.
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The usual cover up options are a skull, a tiger or a flower.
None of them look any better than the original shite tattoo that it’s meant to cover.
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The UK tax payer is the primary sponsor of the British tattoo industry. If the government wants to implement meaningful welfare reform, ban all benefits claimants from getting tattoos.
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Let them have just one Dave.
Compulsory.
SCROUNGER tattooed on their foreheads.
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I’ve seen a bloke with a swastika tattooed on his forehead.
Probably just joined the Green Party.
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Ha, we were very much thinking along the same lines Geordie!
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And how about we give this bitch a full body tattoo with “TREASONOUS STUPID CUNT” etched across every inch of her corpse, artful:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckm23709pjz7o
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Birds like in the nom pic are fantastically mucky, just not for marrying.
I’ve interviewed a few people with neck tattoos. They didn’t get employed.
A neck tattoo means a slovenly attitude to life and work.
But a nice suite of meaningful tattoos can look fantastic.
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tattoo….’a plane,a plane’ 😩
just got the one on left forearm with my nickname on 🖌️ as a 17 year old pissed 🍺… it should be compulsory that when an mp walks into the hoc for the first time they should receive CUNT on the forehead…for ones that use pronouns then they should have MASSIVE CUNT 👍
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I’d rather see that branded on MPs’ foreheads tbh
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Subtlety is the thing for tats, a simple swallow on the neck or a line of tears on the cheek.
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A tear drop on the face used to be the sign that you had murdered someone.
Best to avoid someone with a line of them.
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My favourite sister in law has a little tattoo, in a secret place 😜
It looks rather lovely 😍
As does the tattoo 😃
💪
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Rumour has it that die hard Everton supporter, Andy Tatlock, is secretly trying to get his ‘Man City till I die’ tattoo removed that he had done after getting monumentally pissed on two pints of Theaksons Old Peculiar at one of Sheikh Mansour’s cocktail parties.
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Diane Abbott has a ‘Free Philistine’ one.
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Diane Abbott needs a L & R upside down on the front of her simian ankles to ensure correct shoe selection.
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Does she have C and A on her oversized knickers?
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You’re assuming she knows her right from her left Thomas.
Pretty doubtful I’d have thought.
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@field…burn bum has an Everton one…up da toffs….champagne socialist arsewipe 🙃
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I’ve seen some nice ones done on young ladies with really fine line art. Looks quite nice when its new, but sadly all tattoos fade and spread with age.
Then they’re in their forties their arms will look full of bruises.
Although, having said that, I have one on my knob that says “SOS” – although when looking at some of these tattooed ladies it says “Southend-On-Sea”
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Had a customer , young bloke ,
had these full macho tattoos on his arms,
flaming skulls etc.
quite well done,
he’d been to a decent tattooist.
But they didn’t suit him.
he looked like Rick Moranis.
nerdy speccy little weedy bloke with arms like pipecleaners,
but the tattoos belonged on some SAS soldier or something.
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I particularly like the 1ft tattoo of David Walliams’ head that you have emblazoned across your chest, MNC.
Very brave!
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What’s with these random tattoos the youngsters are getting now?
They look like they’ve doodled on their arm with permanent marker.
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Not for me I’m afraid. You would be more likely to see me out in public wearing a short skirt and a fez than a tattoo. I can live with men having them unless it’s stuff like big swastikas on their face but I just cannot get on with women being tattooed. When I see beautiful young women with their bodies defiled in this way it makes me sad. I wonder what they think they will look like when they are older, probably heavier and it starts to sag, when a buttercup becomes a wilting sunflower. And piercings are a step beyond. Nose ring ladies? By Christ you’re safe from me!
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Agree entirely Arfur …
Think Ahead – if they can think at all!
And what’s the point of a tattoo that not many people will ever see?
And it’s very often tattoo-ridden fat slags who complain about the terrible cost of living crisis – how much did her “art work” cost?
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Theodore Dalrymple noted somewhere that all prisoners have tattoos. However, I do not think that everyone with a tattoo is in prison. At least not all the time as I see them in the high street. I think the fatsos keep a special eye on them as potential neo-Nazi /white supremacist and Restore Britain voters. Lib Dems don’t get tattoos as they are afraid of needles. Tattoos used to be exclusively for sailors and pirates. That is all I know about body art.
Good morning, everyone.
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Tattooing has certain uses,
my mate has his blood group in a triangle on his wrist.
from when he was in the forces.
And now they do cosmetic tattooing.
covering scars,
mastectomy scars on women an the like.
some birds have their eyebrows tattooed on.
but I don’t quite get that,
why did you shave them of in the first place?
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I have a bigger cock tattooed on my cock.
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The classic joke, Thomas. The word Ludo tattooed on the cock and when they get a hard-on it spells Llandudno.
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But they’re only capable of achieving tumescence when they’ve successfully negotiated the sheep’s hind legs down the front of their oversized wellies, SS.
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The ink is there for life. Stupid when young and ridiculous when older. It just so happens I went for a check up at Colchester hospital yesterday of which I’m fine. Whilst waiting for my lift back home, I was entertained by such idiots in wheelchairs, covered in these stains with limbs missing and making themselves even worse by smoking. I even laughed out loud at one point.
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Russia has a whole prison tattoo culture signifying what type of criminal you are, a skull for a murderer or cat for a thief for example. Ones for length of sentence, status in the criminal hierarchy or even if you like to be bummed senseless.
I wonder what would signify throwing a small plastic bottle at police during a migrant protest or criminal damage for slashing a dinghy?
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SS runes I would imagine LL.
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Throwing a small plastic bottle at police LL?
That would rate as insurrection surely?
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Getting a tattoo tips.
think about it.
are you still going to like it in 10-20 years?
will it date?
have you spelt it correctly?
is the tattooist dyslexic?
is the tattoo studio clean?
is he white?
are you ok with a bit of pain?
because a half finished tattoo doesn’t look good.
are you sure you want it on your throat where the world can see it?
ask to see photos of other work he’s done,
i
dont faint.
everyone will find out an you’ll be a laughing stock.
Get something cool.
not the tazmanian devil or some cartoon character. get something thought provoking.
no, not a nun having anal with a goat
its not a good look,
unless your Ozzy Osbourne.
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Tabloids had a field day in the 90’s with some 20 stone beer-bellied football yobbo type .. 6 inch calligraphy font across the big white gut … ‘GREAT BRITIAN’.
Classy.
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That predator lookalike that runs the Tories produced t-shirts and chocolate bars with Great Britian on them. Stupid bitch.
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I always wonder what effect will all that ink have on your internal organs…🤔
My father had onon each arm, recommended in the royal navy during WW2. Easier to recognise people when they had been blown up by the EU..🇬🇧
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Warwick_(D25)
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First time aboard the old salts will try to get you drunk on shore leave to get tattooed. I was never that drunk.
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That’s something else that would put me off Doc. A pathologist can tell from quite small body parts remote from the site of the tattoo not only that the deceased had a tattoo but even the colours applied. Brrr!
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I think the reason why blacks have even more of these ridiculous things done, is for the sole reason they get them half price, due to them being hardly recognise-able.
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Angela Rayner has a tatoo on her pubis. It reads “Credit Cards Accepted”. Not to be outdone Wes Streeting has two: on his left buttock it says “Hello” and on the right buttock “Sailor”
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She has always taken plastic W.C. Large or small.
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The farcical must bound to have happened. Having a limb tattooed and then had to have it removed.
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The sailor’s tattoo was the Homeward Bound sailing ship, usually found on the top of either arm was a common one. I have seen many of these over the years, in all states of condition, depending on the ink, & where in the world they were done, I guess. Some faded rather quickly, whereas others still looked like new.
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I`ve heard that ginger busker Ed Sheeran has got the name of that Welsh town tattooed along the length of his gentleman`s meat cylinder.
🍢
(Rhyl).
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But it says Rohypnol when it’s extended (so I’ve read)
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Here’s a nice SWASTIKA head tattoo.. 😁
https://youtu.be/9yaKIoIEI44?is=9eLnGgvcW-IIvFS4
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I have one on my arse. 2 W’s either side of my bum hole. When I bend over it says ‘WOW.’
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Do you try not to be in the position to say mom ?
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I was only looking at some of these gorgeous looking Japanese models the other day, with not a single mark on them and didn’t even appear to have had any facial features changed or stupid breast enlargements.
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I gave them my appreciation by pleasuring myself immediately.
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And those almond eyes when they smile Sammy…..
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yoko ono?
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This isn’t the Dead Pool Mis.
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Well that’s punctured my day dream Mis!
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