are cunts and full of cunts.
I’ve just read the music journo equivalent of slurry, fawning over that talentless trollop Charlie XCX in a review of her recent performance at Reading Festival.
“She commanded the stage with a singular focus and was bolstered by a live band in places and a group of dancers; the result was a statement of epic proportions.”
Put your crayon away you intellectual midget and let us reflect here for a moment. Back in the day when I was a festival going kid, Reading was headlined by legends, The Stones, The Yardbirds, The Animals, The Who, Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Cocker, Beck, Marmalade, just a few of the genuine talents to have graced the stage at Reading. What do we have now? A karaoke act with her growler hanging out of her pants. It’s not good enough, note in that review the words, ‘bolstered by a live band IN PLACES’. All I can say is that Gen Z are easily pleased, mind, most of them seem to be as thick as a fucking breeze block. Cunts!
Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

I was at the 1975 Reading Festival.
Yes, Wishbone Ash, Soft Machine, Hawkwind, Supertramp.
The best act though was Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias. In particular their piss take of Tommy was hilarious.
And faux-Scouse public schoolboy DJ John Ravenscroft (Peel) was a cunt for bragging about fucking 15-year-old girls.
As for today’s shower of shit?
Not even worth commenting on.
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Listening to live music is equivalent to listening to a £10 transistor radio from Argos.
The only way I’d go to any live music event is to throw faeces at Ed Sheeran.
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I’d get in quick if you want to attend an Ed Sheeran gig, Thomas.
It would appear he’s upset the lefties with his neutral stance on Gaza.
Looks like the long lived media love in is over for him.
He can forget about Glastonbury next year.
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Look at the line up for Reading, Leeds Gaaaasteau, Roskilde and any other festival this year or next.
Absolute shite with an added dollop of Marxism.
You would have to pay me to attend.
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