are cunts and full of cunts.
I’ve just read the music journo equivalent of slurry, fawning over that talentless trollop Charlie XCX in a review of her recent performance at Reading Festival.
“She commanded the stage with a singular focus and was bolstered by a live band in places and a group of dancers; the result was a statement of epic proportions.”
Put your crayon away you intellectual midget and let us reflect here for a moment. Back in the day when I was a festival going kid, Reading was headlined by legends, The Stones, The Yardbirds, The Animals, The Who, Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Cocker, Beck, Marmalade, just a few of the genuine talents to have graced the stage at Reading. What do we have now? A karaoke act with her growler hanging out of her pants. It’s not good enough, note in that review the words, ‘bolstered by a live band IN PLACES’. All I can say is that Gen Z are easily pleased, mind, most of them seem to be as thick as a fucking breeze block. Cunts!
Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.
I was at the 1975 Reading Festival.
Yes, Wishbone Ash, Soft Machine, Hawkwind, Supertramp.
The best act though was Alberto Y Los Trios Paranoias. In particular their piss take of Tommy was hilarious.
And faux-Scouse public schoolboy DJ John Ravenscroft (Peel) was a cunt for bragging about fucking 15-year-old girls.
As for today’s shower of shit?
Not even worth commenting on.
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No wonder Peely’s favourite record was Teenage Kicks.🤣
Also, funny how he slipped under the Yewtree and Me Too radar without a murmur. I hear from his fans and apologists…. ‘But… But it was in America. But, but he admitted it in his autobiography. He didn’t hide anything.’
Well, that makes it totally acceptable then, eh?🙄
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Listening to live music is equivalent to listening to a £10 transistor radio from Argos.
The only way I’d go to any live music event is to throw faeces at Ed Sheeran.
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I’d get in quick if you want to attend an Ed Sheeran gig, Thomas.
It would appear he’s upset the lefties with his neutral stance on Gaza.
Looks like the long lived media love in is over for him.
He can forget about Glastonbury next year.
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Poor Ed.
If he says he supports Palestine, he gets backlash, if he says he doesn’t, he gets the same from the other side
If he stays neutral, he gets it from the pro-Palestine mob anyway!
Can’t win, Ed, so go full on and tell them to get fucked.
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I’ve absolutely no time for the ginger gargoyles music, but he’s earned a bit of respect from me for not wishing to get involved.
He might be a bit of a sell out, but he clearly doesn’t want to be Suffolks answer to Billy Bragg.
And I, for one, don’t fucking blame him.
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hehehe, the fisheyed ginger fences fencesitter.
get the Israeli military choir as a support act and fuck the Left.
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Sheercunt may be dreadful and diabolically shite. But he’s no fool. He wants money off jews and muzzes. Off left and right.
However, he will soon realise that nobody can win with the looney left cunts. They are always unhappy and dissatisified about sonmething. It’s what the fuckers live for.
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If I had access to the money that Mr Sheeran has l would just fuck off somewhere nice and have lots of fun. Stick two fingers up to pro piss and pro that,. Don’t need all that shite when you have almost as much money as Tony Blair. You can live like King Charles but with your own money.
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Look at the line up for Reading, Leeds Gaaaasteau, Roskilde and any other festival this year or next.
Absolute shite with an added dollop of Marxism.
You would have to pay me to attend.
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Having posted that, I got all nostalgic and looking up the Reading festival line up for 94 and 95, both of which were absolutely outstanding.
Have a look and compare to this year’s line up.
I would say anyone who went to Reading ’26 were seriously short changed.
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One day, I will get off my idle arse and go to Wacken, the best metal festival.
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I see Napalm death, Overkill and Helloween are playing next year.
Definitely worth a look.
Amazed that Helloween are still going to be honest.
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They’ve got a nerve calling it a ‘music’ festival seriously come on…ed campfire singer sheeshan,lewis screech crapaldi,xcx kraparoake, Coldplay ‘sorry I’m white’ etc,etc,etc … talentless turds of the highest degree, thank the lord I’ve seen …Stevie Marriott,chuck berry,jerry lee,quo,Gillan band,Dr feelgood…most of today’s turdfest consists of an advertisement for mobile 📲 phones with the assembled throng doing a good impression of a Hitler drive past ✋
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Not to mention Sam Smith, who doesn’t know if he’s male, female or a goldfish, the twat!
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Hi JP heard a rumour that he identifys as a cunt now,
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I believe it costs about £380 to get lectured about left wing politics, with a smattering of shit music at Reading for a couple of days.
Which means the BBC are right when they say the licence fee is good value for money.
They can provide the same service all year round for much less.
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If the Beeb ever loses snooker, I’ll never watch the broadcaster again for anything, not that I give the cunts a penny anyway.
Mind you, snooker is becoming shit with all the UK middle aged greats being beaten by soulless 12 year old chınkıes.
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The BBC Sport department must be the second most underemployed bunch of overpaid cunts after Westminster.
What the fuck do they do all day when they’ve got virtually nothing to broadcast?
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@tce…. where’s the cue ball going 😩 fucking right into gwasshoppers eyes 👀 ah so🥢
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Shove your “festival” up your arse “Charlie”. Talentless tart.
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Crikey the Cheeky Girls have filled out a bit.
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One of the cheeky girls lives in my village, think I saw her in the vets couple of months ago. Not seen her since mind.
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Twin cheeks, early doors, to the regiment, I wish I was there.
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Sat skinning up amongst the cowshit,
middle class white cunts camping in teepees,
£15 for a burger
next to a smash Capitalism!! stall.
Then the Headliners are on
four millionaires saying to end world hunger.
yawn.
I hate festivals because I hate other people.
The only way I could enjoy a festival is if I’m the cunt selling the beefburgers.
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That’s the way Mis, fuck ’em all! Misanthropy rules!
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Hi Mis, remember that U2 concert some years back when that twat Bonio attempted a phone call to that hero of the hour Slobadon Misosquatich or whatever his fucking name was. He may have done his clicking finger bollocks as well “everytime I do this Click an African child dies” great roar of stop doing it then you cunt. Payed big money to see this not to participate in woke cunt 101 was the general consensus.
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I first saw a then unknown U2 at the long gone Beach Club venue in Manchester in 1980. They actually showed a lot of promise in those days, and their worship of Joy Division was no bad thing. U2 were almost gothic in both sound and appearance back then.
However, thanks to Bonio and the so called Edge, they became the huge mass of hypocrisy, tax dodges, cowboy hats, million dollar yachts, dictator arse licking, (that bitch from Burma), stupid phone stunts, horrible iTunes giveaways and substandard songs that we now know and don’t love.
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Make sure you lace them with a good dose of Ex-Lax first
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It’s a pity that there’s no scratch n sniff facility on the interweb yet.
” I love the smell of young ladies bottoms in the morning ”
W. C . Boggs 1979.
Good morning 🌞👍
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I have a simple rule:
I don’t listen to anything composed in this century.
The idea of watching any modern “music” live at a concert strikes me as about as appealing as a twelve hour hazmat-suit-free visceral sex romp with Diane Abbott.
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Same with ‘comedians’ and ‘comic’ sit-coms. Utter fucking shite.
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If the current kidz saw the Sensational Alex Harvey they would shit themselves. Fuck off, wankers.
Good morning, everyone.
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A fool and his money…!
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I admit to watching Glastonbury,in hope of a geologically unlikely but nevertheless fucking enormous krakatoa level volcanic eruption,just as some total cunts such as Coldplay turn up to free Palestine and the polar bears etc etc.
Fucking wankstains.
Good morning.
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As noted by the nomination my hopes have been dashed.
So far🤡
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Come on Uncle T – you’re not telling me that you don’t feel a burning sense of pride and patriotism when you hear Chris Martin issuing grovelling apologies to a crowd of Sub Continent Indians for the crime of being born an Englishman?
Or when you hear some bland “indie artist” loudly bemoaning the unfortunate fact that countries have borders.
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Cannot see the problem we’ve not had borders worth a wank since Bliar and his horde of cunts
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Someone posted the Woodstock line up booking fee’s for 1969..
https://x.com/NewWaveAndPunk/status/2088932835528671259
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Remember when the anti establishment edge lord Banksy, had one of his pieces of art (with a silent ‘f’) crowd surfed through some shit gig at Glastonbury and it happened to be a recreation of a dinghy full of men… sorry refugees in lifejackets?
And the crowds were there – loving it.
As long as no dinghies full of men end up living near them of course.
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Aah, Piddington…..
HaHaHaHaHa!
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I think that the last live gig that I went to was to see Elkie Brooks and Vinegar Joe at the Roundhouse, Dagenham.
She was in a short skirt with no knickers.
If you pushed your way to the front few rows you had a perfect view of her snatch.
The Roundhouse is probably a mosque now.
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My dad knew Elkie Brooks when he was a lad. Lived in the same street as her.
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whilst walking the dog in Etherow park in Marple,
me and missus Miserable kept noticing people in cowboy hats.
At first I thought it was a cultural exchange party from Texas.
but no,
there’s a farm at the bottom of the park next to a big waterfall,
and a wetlands bird sanctuary,
beautiful setting,
and they have a Country &Western music festival !
No dreadlocked hippies
no.palestine cunts
no vegan shite, hog roast.
and the bands dont give you a 10 minute lecture on the middle East.
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Make the most of them chaps, music is haram under Sharia law,
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Who in their right minds would dress like the header pic, especially when they appear to be fat slags. A muzzies dream come true.
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I had to look who Charlie XCX is. She’s not only untalented, but fugly too. Youngsters seem easily impressed by shite music and grim looking women
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That’s because they rely on ThickTwat and “influencers” to tell them who to like, on account of being unable to form an opinion of their own.
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It does seem that way. all people under 25 look the same, same clothing, same taste in music etc. When I was younger load sof people dressed differently and had different interests.
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Just been in a charity shop in decidedly middie class Llantwit Major, to listen to some Tarquinesque twat-toussled volunteer bemoaning that the Manager had left an Ed Sheeran CD playing, and that “I hope he’s not still going to support him after what he’s done this week”. Now I’m no fan of Sheercunt but fuck me, literally all he’s ‘done’ is saying that he wants politics kept out of his concerts.
As well as the obvious demographic beginning with M that should be banned from having children, I would like to Middle Class to that list as well.
This is the Llantwit Major that we’re recently apoplectic about a massive invader camp springing up in town overnight. What a tragedy if Tarquin Toussletop soon finds out that his Palestinian chums are just as inclined to forcibly go for our pretty pansy boys as well as girls.
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Did you not ask the idiot
“Why, what has he done” Wokie?
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Llantwit Major, what a fantastic name.
Put it the other way round, and you’ve got the main character for a satirical comic strip.
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Major Winalltit
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No, Wokie
Major Llantwit.
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Nah, be much preferable for him to be ‘challenged’ by the likes of that Primrose Hill lot that Finbar Sullivan tried to befriend.
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Your right, he was bound to moan about it to someone who would really take offence!
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The student types are the worst, JP.
All in black (whatever the weather). Black puffer jackets, black strides, black shoes, black fucking iPhone.
They all have these ridiculous haircuts. Shaved at the back, permed at the front. Like a poodle’s arse. They all look the same. That’s just the lads.
Some nice young lady ones, but nowhere near as much as there used to be.
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Feel sorry for today’s young lads. The amount of modern era ugly and titless pop slappers is considerable.
Charlie XYZ is a minger, I agree.
See also demented dyke Chapel Roan, looks like she’s been lobotomised slag Sabrina Carpenter. And, anorexic doll Ariana Grande.
Oh, and the very ugliest of them all. Wee Willie Eilish. A Star Wars creature with tits.
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Slade at Reading were the bollocks. Proper Rock ‘N’ Roll.
Charlie XCXXX (or whatever its name is) is like every other modern pop slag. All smoke and mirrors, with about a hundred cunty ‘dancers’ clogging up the stage. Shite of the highest orders, basically prossies with a record deal.
As for Ed Sheercunt and his ‘decision’ to keep politics out of his music? He’s not kidding me. The Ginger Gargoyle wants all types of people to buy his music (for want of a better word), and neither left or right, black or white, gay or straight will refuse to purchase his excrement on CD/vinyl/download. Fuck all to do with doing good or social conscience. Everything to do with money and hoovering it up. Sheercunt is an accoutant with a record contract, and just as soulless.
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Same goes for Taylor Swift. No love of making or performing music, none at all. Simply a device for sucking up money from gullible twats.
Better looking than Sheercunt certainly. But, the same principles or lack of them. An avaricious bean counter with a huge record contract.
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My dad saw the lot.in his time ELP. Yes, Free, Purple, Genesis, Tull, Zeppelin, Faces, Focus.
But, he always saw Hendrix as the king.. He always said Jimi was the best he ever saw. He saw Bowie, and told me it was shite.
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Incidentally, Miserrable, my old man saw Hendrix and the Experience at the Tabernacle in Stockport. On my dad’s birthday, Sunday 26th March 1967. I’m pretty sure I’ve got that right. He told me Jimi and the boys were spectacular that night.
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When it was raging in Beirut in the 80s, nobody batted an eyelid or gave a fuck. And, that’s when the PLO and Arafat were in the news almost every day.
So, why does this Palestinian bollocks matter so much now?
Because it’s trendy, and woke lefty scum see as their latest toy. And, they’ve had a few in recent years. Covid, Me Too, Chicken Floyd George and BLM, Ukraine and now Gaza with antisemitic hate. Not a Boy George fan, but the old phag is right. This Gaza shit is fashionable, he said. But he also said fashions change and that the leftist freaks will have a new toy soon enough.
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