The Church of England (6)

 

The Church of England has pledged £100 million, aiming to raise £1 billion, to address historic links to slavery through Project Spire and the Fund for Healing, Repair and Justice.

Now I know this is not new. The virtue signalling, pee do protecting, Islam loving halfwits proposing this while their organisation goes down the shitter, and a mosque is built in every neighbourhood. But locally I see this:

‘Our cathedral could run out of money for repairs’

This is Lincoln cathedral. Great beauty and antiquity. No money. But the CofE can consider undeserved reparations for Lenny Henry and co.
Where are the reparations for colluding in the exploitation and starvation of my Irish and Welsh forebears? For bringing German halfwits in as kings and giving them vast tracts of land?
The latest archdickhead (Doolally or similar) Has a lot to consider.

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72 thoughts on “The Church of England (6)

  1. ‘The Church of England’ would make a great Netflix series. Dame Worship the Bish could be played by Cate Blachett, and her predecessor, Justin Hisarse, could be done by Ryan Gosling dressed as Barbie. Maybe Mrs Eidie Izzard would care for the role of the choirboy’s bumhole?

  2. Organised religion can fuck right off!
    Especially state religions.
    As a fellow cunter (possibly arfurbrain) once posted here:
    “Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
    and by the government as useful.”
    Never a truer word spoken.

  3. Kweer seems to have forgotten that old Gordon “Stop your tickling jock, you’re a strapping sort of fella” Brown, had one of the most ill-fated bad tempered and abysmal Prime Ministerships – and one of the shortest – in recent history. Perhaps he has some old mobile phones he wants smashing up. As for closet lessie Hattie, she is nearly 80 for God’s sake and she looks like Dame Shirley Porter today.

    • That dour Scotch soaked cunt Brown should never have got the PM job.

      It should be illegal for someone to ‘inherit’ or ‘be promised’ the Premiership. Brown was never voted in as Prime Minister. He was given it by Satan Blair, after they had done a deal years before about handing it over. One can imagine the two cunts. Like a jaded Roman Emperor and his favourite bitch/lackey… ‘Oh, I promise you can have it in a few years. When I am bored with it.’ That is not how it should be done. it wasn’t like Maggie stepping down and Major replacing her. Major – for better or worse – was voted in fair and square as the next Tory leader. Brown was simply and outrageously ‘given’ it and it was planned that way.

      The PM job is not handed down to an ‘heir’. And, I still think those two pieces of New Labour shite broke some major rules with that stunt.

  4. The C of E is virtually dead.

    The church and the monarchy who are supposed to represent and defend it are servile spineless islam shaggers.

    • They’ve made their bed and will now be molested in it by a mentally subnormal deliveroo driver.

      Reap what ye sow.

      The soft cunts.

      • True Tez.

        If (or when) a major royal or the Horseguards get killed by these screaming abdabs, the cunts will act all shocked and give us the ‘hate won’t win’ bullshit.

        But, hate is winning. As long as those human filth are here on our soil, they will always be a threat and people will suffer.

  5. My best childhood friend’s mum was a churchgoer. Nice lady and she cooked some great dinners. Always called her Mrs Fitzgerald, just good manners really.

    She was, however, also a complete horn monster. A benchmark in MILFness. She looked like Brooke Hayward with big tits, she talked posh (for Newton Heath) and she wore these low cut dresses in the Summer. And, she even smoked her Malboro ciggies in a sexy way. The Hilary Swanks I had of a night when I slept over at her (and my mate’s) house. It was me who had to got to confession.

  6. I have no idea what the big deal is with slavery, your average African was sitting in the jungle being out-witted by chimpanzee’s.

    Next minute you are on a cruise ship to a far away land..
    Given a job and a purpose, learning a trade.
    No more man eating lions or poisonous spiders to contend with.

    Learn a new language, and see the sights.
    Next minute the British and Abraham Lincoln free you, and you revert to type..
    Lazy, aggressive animals..

    You ever noticed when the pavement apes go looting, it’s never for work boots or father’s day cards.

  7. For those who mentioned Henry VIII, who features in many of the stained glass windows of our glorious cathedrals, check out this banger from the 16th century…

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faMvRGSKbnY

    There hasn’t been a better hit than this in the charts for a long time. I like the crazy upbeat music towards the end. It makes me want to kill two of my six wives and invade France.

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