The Church of England has pledged £100 million, aiming to raise £1 billion, to address historic links to slavery through Project Spire and the Fund for Healing, Repair and Justice.
Now I know this is not new. The virtue signalling, pee do protecting, Islam loving halfwits proposing this while their organisation goes down the shitter, and a mosque is built in every neighbourhood. But locally I see this:
‘Our cathedral could run out of money for repairs’
This is Lincoln cathedral. Great beauty and antiquity. No money. But the CofE can consider undeserved reparations for Lenny Henry and co.
Where are the reparations for colluding in the exploitation and starvation of my Irish and Welsh forebears? For bringing German halfwits in as kings and giving them vast tracts of land?
The latest archdickhead (Doolally or similar) Has a lot to consider.
Nominated by Cuntsable Cuntbubble.
They are also slaves to their own stupidity.
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£100m yet the cunts still ask for donations when the church roof is falling in.
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They are in general property rich but cash poor.
My advice, Archbishop, is sell Lambeth Palace and sorting Lincoln Cathedral out.
Also, do you really, really need all those different frocks? Fuck me, Beckham’s missus can’t compete!
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Evening Jeezum. I’m sure you’re even more pleased than the rest of us with the election result in Barnsley. Best get moving before other folks catch on and the prices rise.
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‘The Church of England’ would make a great Netflix series. Dame Worship the Bish could be played by Cate Blachett, and her predecessor, Justin Hisarse, could be done by Ryan Gosling dressed as Barbie. Maybe Mrs Eidie Izzard would care for the role of the choirboy’s bumhole?
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Organised religion can fuck right off!
Especially state religions.
As a fellow cunter (possibly arfurbrain) once posted here:
“Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false,
and by the government as useful.”
Never a truer word spoken.
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Can’t claim the credit Mingey, down to Seneca.
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Kweer seems to have forgotten that old Gordon “Stop your tickling jock, you’re a strapping sort of fella” Brown, had one of the most ill-fated bad tempered and abysmal Prime Ministerships – and one of the shortest – in recent history. Perhaps he has some old mobile phones he wants smashing up. As for closet lessie Hattie, she is nearly 80 for God’s sake and she looks like Dame Shirley Porter today.
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I see some wag has nicknamed them ‘Team Dignitas’.
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That dour Scotch soaked cunt Brown should never have got the PM job.
It should be illegal for someone to ‘inherit’ or ‘be promised’ the Premiership. Brown was never voted in as Prime Minister. He was given it by Satan Blair, after they had done a deal years before about handing it over. One can imagine the two cunts. Like a jaded Roman Emperor and his favourite bitch/lackey… ‘Oh, I promise you can have it in a few years. When I am bored with it.’ That is not how it should be done. it wasn’t like Maggie stepping down and Major replacing her. Major – for better or worse – was voted in fair and square as the next Tory leader. Brown was simply and outrageously ‘given’ it and it was planned that way.
The PM job is not handed down to an ‘heir’. And, I still think those two pieces of New Labour shite broke some major rules with that stunt.
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Thing is though, Norman, that it led to his demise & he got his just desserts, plus it also led to Clegg managing to destroy any following the LibDems had for a decade, which is no bad thing.
Strange that every single Labour leader/PM since & including Blair, has ended up being absolutely fucking despised by the electorate.
You’d think the dullard cunts would’ve got the message by now.
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There is far too much of that sort of thing throughout Labour. Pansy voiced Hilary Benn, son of Anthony Wedgewood, Ellie and Rachel Reeves (the new Beverley Sisters), Stephen Kinnock, son of follically challenged Neil. No doubt Starmer junior will be encouraged to feel entitled, too. I always thought Socialists disapproved of nepotism?
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It’s a distraction, here look, nothing in my right hand!
While he plunges a dagger into our backs, again, with the left one.
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Harperson and Brun, Starmer has lost it, Harperson allowed PIE to become part of the nascent uman rights circus and she’s going to be looking after women and girls, not only that but the cocks with frocks act was mainly down to her. The one eyed son of the manse was well fucking hopeless. Starmer has the judgement of an ashtray on a good day. Get your bike and fuck off.
Look at the chancers waiting to fill his shoes. To me Vazaline Vas should be chosen as every one in the Universe knows he is an utter cunt and likely lies to himself. You know we’re you are with that type of political shite monger.
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The C of E is virtually dead.
The church and the monarchy who are supposed to represent and defend it are servile spineless islam shaggers.
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They’ve made their bed and will now be molested in it by a mentally subnormal deliveroo driver.
Reap what ye sow.
The soft cunts.
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True Tez.
If (or when) a major royal or the Horseguards get killed by these screaming abdabs, the cunts will act all shocked and give us the ‘hate won’t win’ bullshit.
But, hate is winning. As long as those human filth are here on our soil, they will always be a threat and people will suffer.
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Don’t look back in anger. Fuck off string the scrotes up.
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My best childhood friend’s mum was a churchgoer. Nice lady and she cooked some great dinners. Always called her Mrs Fitzgerald, just good manners really.
She was, however, also a complete horn monster. A benchmark in MILFness. She looked like Brooke Hayward with big tits, she talked posh (for Newton Heath) and she wore these low cut dresses in the Summer. And, she even smoked her Malboro ciggies in a sexy way. The Hilary Swanks I had of a night when I slept over at her (and my mate’s) house. It was me who had to got to confession.
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Nice one Norman.
Reminds me of an old story.
Was sat in a bar once, chatting to an attractive Milf around the age of say 60 odd.
I made no secret of the fact I wouldn’t have minded giving her one and after a couple of drinks she asks me if I’ve ever had a “sportsman’s double” to which I replied “no”
She then informed me that a sportsmans double was a mother daughter threesome.
This immediately grabbed my attention and got me more than a little excited to say the least.
So we had a couple more drinks before she pops the question and asks me if I’d accompany her back to hers to partake in said “Sportsman’s Double”
I could barely contain my excitement and within a few minutes we’re in a taxi heading back.
to hers.
Upon arrival at the house, I walk into the living room, eagerly awaiting the entrance of the mystery third party when the Milf from the pub shouts upstairs “Mum – are you ready?”
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I have no idea what the big deal is with slavery, your average African was sitting in the jungle being out-witted by chimpanzee’s.
Next minute you are on a cruise ship to a far away land..
Given a job and a purpose, learning a trade.
No more man eating lions or poisonous spiders to contend with.
Learn a new language, and see the sights.
Next minute the British and Abraham Lincoln free you, and you revert to type..
Lazy, aggressive animals..
You ever noticed when the pavement apes go looting, it’s never for work boots or father’s day cards.
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Bit of a cheap cruise BZ written evidence suggests that a fully loaded slaver would be smelled before being sighted.
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For those who mentioned Henry VIII, who features in many of the stained glass windows of our glorious cathedrals, check out this banger from the 16th century…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faMvRGSKbnY
There hasn’t been a better hit than this in the charts for a long time. I like the crazy upbeat music towards the end. It makes me want to kill two of my six wives and invade France.
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Henry VIII was basically a medieval Fred West. Psychopath, abuser and murderer.
Top lad!
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If Fred west was still alive today, Rodney would of made him special advisor for housing, and Peter Sutcliffe for transport.
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Could lay a decent patio and install drywalling too.
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Ah, Big H.
Did the whole bit and copped the lot…
Married top royal Spanish totty. Then a French bit with a hot temper. After Boleyn, it was some top English society crackling. Then there was the Kraut from Cleves (possibly, his only misfire), followed by a saucy teen bride who was right goer. Finally, an older, but tidy, MILF.
Also, surrounded himself with ruthless hard bastards and vicious motherfuckers. Like Norfolk, Tommy Cromwell, the Seymour brothers and all them. They really were the Firm.
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Fucking superb line from Keith Michel as Henry VIII in the iconic 1970 ‘The Six Wives of Henry VIII’.
In the Jane Seymour episode, Henry bellows, ‘The Bishop of Rome has continued to make a mockery of the English Church. Should I now kiss his ring?!’
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I should imagine such vigorous viewing is not in Justin Welby’s “favourites”..
I do not wish to countenance what is.
The appalling cunt.
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Know its not the C ofE,
But their business rival,
But that yank popes a right little cunt.
Always sticking his beak into politics
Rather than his traditional work of sniffing choirboys undercrackers, counting nazi gold and looking at stolen works of art.
An hes a right little lefty.
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Well put.
He looks really rather shifty.
Not Pope material at all.
A new Pope Urban II would be quite suitable.
Smash the saracens,especially that one who runs London and is mostly goblin.
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STARMER YOU CUNT, TA TA..!
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Lovestruck…
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jBiuw7VOR5c
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