Like a turd that won’t flush this smug mug Oxbridge jasper keeps floating in the parliamentary toilet bowl. Recollect the name from cunts past? You are right this was the self same Euromaniacal Cunt that led Theresa May by the hand as Chief Brexit Negotiator 2017/19. His modus operandi was the sell out and taking it up the arse as he landed a spectacularly shitty deal with which we continue to struggle. We tend to forget that Boris Johnson was landed with the results of that and did his best to make the deal a little more acceptable with very few cards left (May/Robbins had already busted that flush) by sacrificing more fishing rights and Northern Ireland border rights etc.
Now Starmer has taken the bog brush to him in an attempt to force the cunt down the S bend as a scapeturd blamed for not telling him that Mandy was a wrong’un and the dark prince of allegations land. After taking all the crapola of the Brexit fiasco Sir Oilly once again came up smelling of roses to be appointed Principle Civil Servant in Starmerland until his boss dropped one in taking his eye off the ball in regard to Mandy and his interesting little ways (a very interesting snakes nest of allegations there involving Chinese business interests, Rooskie arms deals and via Jeffrey Epstein, massages and under age sex.
Sir Oillie’s pals are queuing up to state what a sterling citizen he is, super intelligent and life and soul of the party. Doubtless this is one turd that will continue to float sunny side up – it is reported he is in line for £120,000 severance pay. Why do I never get a pay off when I fuck up?
Sir Limply Stoke.
400 labour MP’s.
Non MP Burnham is the best the cunts can come up with to replace Starmercunt.
Therefore, 400 people on 100k / year are not suitable for the PM job..!
How fucking dismal the quality of leadership in GB today.
Third world politicians for a THIRD WORLD COUNTRY…🤬
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What a complete shit show..!
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The stampede for Burnham shows what a laughing stock Labour truly are.
When Maggie was about to fall, the names Major, Heseltine, Hurd, Howe were all in the running to be her successor.
You know, this latest Labour farce reminds me of when that wighead twat Swales sacked Peter Reid as Man City manager in 1993.
The tabloids speculated who would replace Reid, and many then big names were mentioned. Keegan, Francis, Royle, Coppell amongst others.
City then appointed Brian ‘Who?’ Horton from the lower divisions.
🤣
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i of course have a wonderful speaking voice.
should of gone into politics.
i read a fuckin shopping list aloud in front of a crowd theyd applaud.
cheering an clapping
encore! encore!
Like honey dripping my voice.
gorgeous.
shame im so shy or could of spoke for a living.
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In his resignation letter to the prime minister (sic), Zubir Ahmed, continues: “It is clear from recent days, that the public across the UK has now irretrievably lost confidence in you as prime minister (sic).”
My dear Paxtani fellow, the Public have lost confidence in you ALL!
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I think I’ve heard the most vomit inducing excuse for not plotting against Starmer.
Westminster poofters Peter Kyle and Wes Streeting were at the cinema together watching The Devil Wears Prada 2 so didn’t have the time. Fuckin hell lads….I suppose its just about believable, better than saying they had their nose up Mercedes arse crack in the local gentlemen’s club.
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bet its not as good as devil wears prada 1.
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The Devil Wears Prada 2 and Looks After His Own. Cinematic dog shit.
Starring Meryl Weinstein Polanski Concorde Schnozz Cunt Streep
And Anne Virtue Signal Woke Quisling Diversity Black Cock Tart Hathaway.
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sounds great.
Get the popcorn in..
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I’ve sent this to the labour party..😂
https://youtu.be/d3QheHCjJx0?si=CFKCbVMFMjd9eztZ
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with all these people resigning the goverment will have to recruit from the Sex Offenders register to cut out the middle man an save time.
wonder if Just Peter Mandleson has found a new job yet?
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Modern Britain,fast becoming the modern equivalent of Germany’s Weimar Republic.
Utterly disastrous public finances,spineless leaders and a ruinously dysfunctional political class..
When the impact of our insane dependency on imported fuel comes home to roost,together with the relentless targeting of our farmers and other supply chains leaves at the front of the queue for a kicking because we’re incapable of any sort of self suffiency all due to the disgusting ideologies of our political parties these last few decades then Starmer and the rest of them will likely disappear from view,replaced on the left by the Greens and on the right by Reform.
It’ll just get more extreme from there on.
Good,long overdue.
Fuck the Gravy Train.
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when i was a kid during elections our estate was a sea of red.
Labour stronghold.
Never saw a vote conservative sign.
your windows would of gone through!
😄
The Labour councillor was local,
shed drink in the local Labour club,
all her kids went our school,
an shed help you.
Helped me get a flat as a youth.
local,decent,working class.
Talked like us, lived like us.
She became mayor of stockport.
still lived on our estate,
didnt change far as i could see.
probably got a few perks,
but who wouldnt?
you help your own.
i dont begrudge that.
dead now.
The estate i grew up on becoming a dumping ground for third world scum.
Doubt many Labour flags fly there now….
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I bet this Robbins cunt was premium school bully fodder.
Head down the bog, split the kipper, piss in his kit bag, gozz in his dinner, and howls of laughter as the little twat exploded in a fit of rage.🤣
Is he Benjamin Butterworth’s dad?
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I see one of the revolting pâkis voted in for the Greens was photographed the other day in a gas guzzling Lamborgini.
Beyond satire, brazen beyond belief or thick as pig shit? Take your pic!
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