Like a turd that won’t flush this smug mug Oxbridge jasper keeps floating in the parliamentary toilet bowl. Recollect the name from cunts past? You are right this was the self same Euromaniacal Cunt that led Theresa May by the hand as Chief Brexit Negotiator 2017/19. His modus operandi was the sell out and taking it up the arse as he landed a spectacularly shitty deal with which we continue to struggle. We tend to forget that Boris Johnson was landed with the results of that and did his best to make the deal a little more acceptable with very few cards left (May/Robbins had already busted that flush) by sacrificing more fishing rights and Northern Ireland border rights etc.

Now Starmer has taken the bog brush to him in an attempt to force the cunt down the S bend as a scapeturd blamed for not telling him that Mandy was a wrong’un and the dark prince of allegations land. After taking all the crapola of the Brexit fiasco Sir Oilly once again came up smelling of roses to be appointed Principle Civil Servant in Starmerland until his boss dropped one in taking his eye off the ball in regard to Mandy and his interesting little ways (a very interesting snakes nest of allegations there involving Chinese business interests, Rooskie arms deals and via Jeffrey Epstein, massages and under age sex.

Sir Oillie’s pals are queuing up to state what a sterling citizen he is, super intelligent and life and soul of the party. Doubtless this is one turd that will continue to float sunny side up – it is reported he is in line for £120,000 severance pay. Why do I never get a pay off when I fuck up?

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Sir Limply Stoke.