Sir Oilly Robbins

 

Like a turd that won’t flush this smug mug Oxbridge jasper keeps floating in the parliamentary toilet bowl. Recollect the name from cunts past? You are right this was the self same Euromaniacal Cunt that led Theresa May by the hand as Chief Brexit Negotiator 2017/19. His modus operandi was the sell out and taking it up the arse as he landed a spectacularly shitty deal with which we continue to struggle. We tend to forget that Boris Johnson was landed with the results of that and did his best to make the deal a little more acceptable with very few cards left (May/Robbins had already busted that flush) by sacrificing more fishing rights and Northern Ireland border rights etc.

Now Starmer has taken the bog brush to him in an attempt to force the cunt down the S bend as a scapeturd blamed for not telling him that Mandy was a wrong’un and the dark prince of allegations land. After taking all the crapola of the Brexit fiasco Sir Oilly once again came up smelling of roses to be appointed Principle Civil Servant in Starmerland until his boss dropped one in taking his eye off the ball in regard to Mandy and his interesting little ways (a very interesting snakes nest of allegations there involving Chinese business interests, Rooskie arms deals and via Jeffrey Epstein, massages and under age sex.

Sir Oillie’s pals are queuing up to state what a sterling citizen he is, super intelligent and life and soul of the party. Doubtless this is one turd that will continue to float sunny side up – it is reported he is in line for £120,000 severance pay. Why do I never get a pay off when I fuck up?

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37 thoughts on “Sir Oilly Robbins

  1. He left me underwhelmed.

    This little YES man, little party apparatchik,
    had the golden opportunity to stick the dagger in kier stormfuhrer …

    an didnt.
    bloke had just sacked him too.

    clear your desk, pull your tongue out of the bosses arse,
    an fuck off.
    youre fired me old fruit.

  2. Goodness, I recall cunting this little Tommy Tucker years ago when he sabotaged our exit deal with the Reich. Now, the eu-luvvie is playing the fall guy for Starmer. Is it a pre-requisite for a civil servant to be a poo-pusher?

  3. No doubt Ollie will be rewarded for his loyalty/perjury with something nice in Sir Quares resignation honours.
    You might get pushed off of the gravy train, but you’ll always be a passenger.
    Unless there’s a danger he can’t keep his mouth shut.
    Then it’ll be the old Dr David Kelly treatment.

  4. They never really get off the Merry-go-round of useless cunts do they?

    Unaccountable lefty comfortable oblivious yes men.

    Would readily have worked enthusiastically for Himmler.

    Arse covering Quisling Cunts.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

    • @ut…. isn’t he already working in a death camp …I bet the ✡️ population feel like the UK is heading that way 😩…as for Mrs May’s negotiator he’s just another 🇪🇺 luvvie who hates the 🇬🇧 simples

  5. No doubt like Starmer when he is axed, the Marxist EU will find them a nice little job.

    ” For services rendered”

    QUISLINGS….☠️

  6. Sir Humphrey Appleby must be turning in his grave.

    This guy is clearly an alien. The way he looks isn’t convincing at all. The oily sheen offers him protection against the earth’s atmosphere, which contains too much CO2 for him. Ursula Von Leyen and Klaus Schwab are his parents. They come from a planet called Nignog-tú, which is in a different solar system, and there are many of them here already. Back on their home world, the individual who tailored Schwab’s skinsuit was fired for doing such a poor job, but it was too late for him to get a new one as the spaceship was leaving the following day.

    It’s obvious when you think about it.

    https://www.opindia.com/2025/07/klaus-schwab-manipulated-world-economic-forum-reports-to-cater-to-political-interests/

  7. Sir Humphrey Appleby must be turning in his grave.

    This guy is clearly an alien. The way he looks isn’t convincing at all. The oily sheen offers him protection against the earth’s atmosphere, which contains too much CO2 for him. Ursula Von Leyen and Klaus Schwab are his parents. They come from a planet called Nygnög-tú, which is in a different solar system, and there are many of them here already. Back on their home world, the individual who tailored Schwab’s skinsuit was fired for doing such a poor job, but it was too late for him to get a new one as the spaceship was leaving the following day.

    It’s obvious when you think about it.

    https://www.opindia.com/2025/07/klaus-schwab-manipulated-world-economic-forum-reports-to-cater-to-political-interests/

  8. Reminds me of a squinting, blinking, pencil twiddling brainless cunt, who also doesn’t give a flying fart about anything.

    • Personally I want the Starmbot to stay, I enjoy the comedy value as the ultra-wanker continuously makes a twat of himself. He’d only be replaced with another same agenda puppet anyway so we’d just as well keep the twat.

  9. Would’ve had more respect for the cunt if he’d put the boot into Robot Starmer properly, even if it was bullshit. It would’ve muddied the waters & made 2Tier look an even bigger cunt than he already does.
    Robbins no doubt got a juicy payoff not to rock the boat on the way out. Money talks. Cunt.

      • 🤣 yeah, exactly Thomas. Funny how the MSM don’t seem to want to report on that court case.

  10. These senior civil servants are as slippery as politicians, give straight answers, not a fucking chance.
    This bloke should have just refused to speak to the select committee, a simple statement ‘I have been sacked, I am taking legal advice with regard to unfair dismissal’
    Instead he just goes through two hours of waffle.

    All civil servants are supposed to serve the British people, it’s not difficult, get instructions from elected minsters and carry it out, if you don’t like it then fuck off.

    The whole system needs a shake up starting with the working from home nonsense, ‘expected to spend 60% of the time in the office’, fuck that 100%, clock in and clock out.

    As for Oilly, he will get a payout, another plum job somewhere, who cares.

    Starmer is hanging by a thread. Will he go quietly or kick up a fuss, could it be a GE, oh no not another one. Who will be next, Bum boy, Bacon butty or even Crayons…. We are fucked 😂

  11. One of hundreds on the government’s books they sent for buckets of steam, who get nighted and paid a mint from the starving it belongs to.

    • He couldn’t find a bucket of steam so he came back with a left-handed screwdriver and a tin of tartan paint.

      He, and the hundreds like him, are the main problem. They are not impartial and any orders they don’t like they either subvert, ignore or disobey.

      Until whoever gets in power next takes an industrial steam cleaner to the Civil Service NOTHING will change.

      Those on government payrolls and/or in receipt of benefits should not be allowed to vote. Nor should any Labour officials be involved with any pay negotiations with the unions as they are directly funded by said unions.

  12. Like those other oily heaps of shit, of pure cuntitude, like Kweer (“I still won’t resign”), Streeting, Darren Jones, they ought to be basted in their own oil, odious self important bits of scum who would never be intelligent enough to hold down a proper job. I remember this turd from when he, aided and abetted by Hilary-Nancy Benn was trying to stop Brexit. They were cunts then and they are double cunts now. I’d say fuck them, but Mandy and Blair probably has done already.

  13. id of fired the little cunt day one.

    little brown noser.

    once hed folded the blankets away an brushed out the back of the van.
    swift kick up the khyber

    ‘on yer way Olive. bus stops over there.
    off you pop.”

      • So Jess has gone. How sad.
        Still, that’ll save us a fair few quid on air freshener for the Cabinet Room.
        No more need to mask the stench of sebum, sweat and dental caries.

      • I hope Jess remember her training for the Lesbian Labour Ladies Freestyle Wrestling Group, and gives him a cross buttocks.

  14. To think… in 1938, this country had a vast empire full of loyal subjects. Even in the melting pot of India, 95% wanted British rule. Sterling was, just about, the reserve currency in the world, and backed by gold. A vast navy and up there with the best in science, technology and industry. At home, Britain was an orderly and safe, white-christian ethno state. We were a Lion.

    Now look at us. We are a worm. We are not even a sovereign country. Governed by poofters, ethnics, women, commies and other such garbage. And the worst part of all is that we are still declining, on so many levels. We don’t even seem to have hit the bottom yet. That Oily could be somebody whose name we even know speaks volumes.

    If it is true to say there is no such thing as a free lunch, then who pays for all of this? What would you charge those who were or are involved?

    The comeuppance for those responsible must be extensive and brutal. Everybody from the top will be liquidated, along with all far left scum – lawyers, academics, charity wankers, protestors, all the traitorous celebrities and journalists. The foreigners will be given three months to sell up and get out, even if their grandparents arrived 70 years ago. Doleites will be enslaved for the remainder of their pathetic lives. The Windsors will have everything confiscated from them and will be made to live on a terraced street and work for a living. Foreign powers who poke their noses in will be assassinated or nuked.

    And then we can begin making Britain great again.

    • Bet that Darren Jones is hysterical.
      Give the slimy little skidmark his due,
      he tows the party line
      loyal to a boss

      “Leave him alone!!!
      stop it!!
      youre upsetting him!!!”

      a mr Smithers to Kiers Monty Burns.

      all aquiver with rage,
      glasses steamed up
      side parting askew.

      “your all a bunch of bastards!!”
      🥸

  15. Has the look of a constipated
    owl, but nowhere as wise..

    Most civil servants only know how to wear a lanyard and bluff about figures they don’t have to hand..

    The next government should give them a choice, death or Mau Mau..

  16. on GB news theyre asking the people of kentish town in that London about Kier Starmer.

    Hes gone to far to the Right…

    seems to be the consensus.
    Too far to the Rigjt?!!!!!
    fuck sake.

    Obviously not ISAC readers.

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