Like a turd that won’t flush this smug mug Oxbridge jasper keeps floating in the parliamentary toilet bowl. Recollect the name from cunts past? You are right this was the self same Euromaniacal Cunt that led Theresa May by the hand as Chief Brexit Negotiator 2017/19. His modus operandi was the sell out and taking it up the arse as he landed a spectacularly shitty deal with which we continue to struggle. We tend to forget that Boris Johnson was landed with the results of that and did his best to make the deal a little more acceptable with very few cards left (May/Robbins had already busted that flush) by sacrificing more fishing rights and Northern Ireland border rights etc.
Now Starmer has taken the bog brush to him in an attempt to force the cunt down the S bend as a scapeturd blamed for not telling him that Mandy was a wrong’un and the dark prince of allegations land. After taking all the crapola of the Brexit fiasco Sir Oilly once again came up smelling of roses to be appointed Principle Civil Servant in Starmerland until his boss dropped one in taking his eye off the ball in regard to Mandy and his interesting little ways (a very interesting snakes nest of allegations there involving Chinese business interests, Rooskie arms deals and via Jeffrey Epstein, massages and under age sex.
Sir Oillie’s pals are queuing up to state what a sterling citizen he is, super intelligent and life and soul of the party. Doubtless this is one turd that will continue to float sunny side up – it is reported he is in line for £120,000 severance pay. Why do I never get a pay off when I fuck up?
Sir Limply Stoke.
He left me underwhelmed.
This little YES man, little party apparatchik,
had the golden opportunity to stick the dagger in kier stormfuhrer …
an didnt.
bloke had just sacked him too.
clear your desk, pull your tongue out of the bosses arse,
an fuck off.
youre fired me old fruit.
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Goodness, I recall cunting this little Tommy Tucker years ago when he sabotaged our exit deal with the Reich. Now, the eu-luvvie is playing the fall guy for Starmer. Is it a pre-requisite for a civil servant to be a poo-pusher?
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No doubt Ollie will be rewarded for his loyalty/perjury with something nice in Sir Quares resignation honours.
You might get pushed off of the gravy train, but you’ll always be a passenger.
Unless there’s a danger he can’t keep his mouth shut.
Then it’ll be the old Dr David Kelly treatment.
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They never really get off the Merry-go-round of useless cunts do they?
Unaccountable lefty comfortable oblivious yes men.
Would readily have worked enthusiastically for Himmler.
Arse covering Quisling Cunts.
Oven.
Good morning.
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@ut…. isn’t he already working in a death camp …I bet the ✡️ population feel like the UK is heading that way 😩…as for Mrs May’s negotiator he’s just another 🇪🇺 luvvie who hates the 🇬🇧 simples
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No doubt like Starmer when he is axed, the Marxist EU will find them a nice little job.
” For services rendered”
QUISLINGS….☠️
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Sir Humphrey Appleby must be turning in his grave.
This guy is clearly an alien. The way he looks isn’t convincing at all. The oily sheen offers him protection against the earth’s atmosphere, which contains too much CO2 for him. Ursula Von Leyen and Klaus Schwab are his parents. They come from a planet called Nygnög-tú, which is in a different solar system, and there are many of them here already. Back on their home world, the individual who tailored Schwab’s skinsuit was fired for doing such a poor job, but it was too late for him to get a new one as the spaceship was leaving the following day.
It’s obvious when you think about it.
https://www.opindia.com/2025/07/klaus-schwab-manipulated-world-economic-forum-reports-to-cater-to-political-interests/
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Adolf Klaus wants throwing off a high rise tower block.Cunt.
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Reward for failure.Gravy train riding cunt.Feed him to the hungry sharks 🦈🦈
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My solution would be a bottle of an OK ish spirit and a service revolver with one bullet in it, Call me Kim Jong Cunty.
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Reminds me of a squinting, blinking, pencil twiddling brainless cunt, who also doesn’t give a flying fart about anything.
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The turd won’t flush because the UK toilet is packed full of shit.
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My father read a Haynes manual for a ford Popular..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Olly_Robbins
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79 & counting….🥵
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The cunt won’t Go….💩
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Would’ve had more respect for the cunt if he’d put the boot into Robot Starmer properly, even if it was bullshit. It would’ve muddied the waters & made 2Tier look an even bigger cunt than he already does.
Robbins no doubt got a juicy payoff not to rock the boat on the way out. Money talks. Cunt.
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Especially if he would’ve subtly and cleverly alluded to rent boy hiring, eh TSG?
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🤣 yeah, exactly Thomas. Funny how the MSM don’t seem to want to report on that court case.
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These senior civil servants are as slippery as politicians, give straight answers, not a fucking chance.
This bloke should have just refused to speak to the select committee, a simple statement ‘I have been sacked, I am taking legal advice with regard to unfair dismissal’
Instead he just goes through two hours of waffle.
All civil servants are supposed to serve the British people, it’s not difficult, get instructions from elected minsters and carry it out, if you don’t like it then fuck off.
The whole system needs a shake up starting with the working from home nonsense, ‘expected to spend 60% of the time in the office’, fuck that 100%, clock in and clock out.
As for Oilly, he will get a payout, another plum job somewhere, who cares.
Starmer is hanging by a thread. Will he go quietly or kick up a fuss, could it be a GE, oh no not another one. Who will be next, Bum boy, Bacon butty or even Crayons…. We are fucked 😂
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One of hundreds on the government’s books they sent for buckets of steam, who get nighted and paid a mint from the starving it belongs to.
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Capt. Blackadder reveals what the nation desires from Starmer this afternoon:
https://share.google/6xPCrOvTLrzV1ztDp
Safe pic.
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