Not content with bowling less able bodied persons over into the gutter in their quest for total pavement Blitzkrieg we now have next generation scooters equipped to enable shit weasels to turn the nice quiet road to the shops into a murderous modern chavvy Circus Maximus..
When will be safe?
Oven.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Fat cripples should be offered roller skates before expensive mobility vehicles.
Itd increase their popularity with the general public.
People wouldn’t resent them so much after seeing some John Candy lookalike
Shouting ” i cant stop!”
Before going over a car bonnet and dropping the cakes they just bought.
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If one of you fat bastards decides to sell fake shite from a suitcase, like they used to, you can always escape on one of these lazy cunts get arounds. Presumably if there’s still a Bobby on the beat trying to chase you. Getting away and causing an accident would be a piece of piss.
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I had a customer once who was bed-bound. I don’t know if she was one of these fat shut-ins but her husband used to go into the bedroom and shout through to me standing by the front door what she wanted doing in the garden. Ocassionally I’d hear her old croaky near-death voice but I started to think she didn’t really exist and it was just him Norman Bates style in a Victorian nightie.
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Definitely him LL.
Split personality.
Your lucky to of escaped alive.
Bet hed got photos of you all over the bedroom.
An some of your welly socks hed stolen for sniffing while dancing in front of the mirror.
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Probably candid photos of me in the garden too Mis, taking a sly piss behind the laurel.
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These transport vehicles should have put down names on them that can’t be easily removed and ridiculing the driver for using it when it isn’t necessary.
I’d like to see a slim user wearing a tracksuit and when asked why they where sitting in it, I hoped the answer would be because they couldn’t get there any quicker.
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Im cooking tater hash Sammy.
Bet you haven’t had that in years.
Since you left Manchester.
Are you down south?
Dont do it down there.
Not proper anyway.
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PROPER Tater hash with minced beef. Not corned dog I hope..!
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Wi dumplings too Doc👍
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Haven’t had tater ‘ash in ages, Mis, due to wanting to stay slim now I’m getting on a bit and and to avoid wheelchairs and some motorised vehicles I wouldn’t be seen dead in. Fruit is the best thing to stay mobile.
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Is tatty ‘ash a type of northern version of potatoes dauphinoise?
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Kinda, but without the dolphin.
Food of the Gods
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It should be written in the contract when damaged vehicles go to the crusher, the owners must still be in them.
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Thing is, most of the fat fucks who use these things can bloody walk.
They career around town centres like they are racing drivers.
Yet, they hop on and off the damn things.
Yer know the sort of cunt. Stupid luminous coloured hair, tattoos, a tacky T-Shirt that hardly covers their huge gut. Everything that is bad and wrong about white Britain.
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OT. That smear of turd burgling doughnut punching fruit picking sack of shite Zack ‘Stage Name’ Polanski is still shit stirring about the Golders Green terror attack.
And, of course, those Beeb scum give him a platform to gob off on.
Has it not occured to him that ragheads and peacefuls hate benders and want to wipe bummers off the face of the globe?
Like most of them, ‘Polanski’ is as thick as mince. Disgusting creature.
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Rest assured I’ve nominated the appalling cunt.
Red Devils 2-0.
Carry on sir.
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