I give you Emma Smart

As cunts go She certainly doesn’t live up to her name. This eco warrior, and animal activist entered a fish restaurant in Weymouth on a mission to rescue a lobster.

She snatched the crustacean from the tank and threw it into the habour.. bravo Emma..

But it turns out this crayfish was a display creature, who had lived there for two years.

And apparently because it came from a warm tank and was thrown into the cold water, it would of died instantly..
Oh and it had a crayfish friend in the same tank which died a week later.

A pot of boiling water and some butter sauce would of been more humane you daft cow..

Hopefully someone chucks that stupid bitch in the habour..

‘Animal rights activist killed my crayfish’, says Dorset restaurant owner

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

14 thoughts on “I give you Emma Smart

  1. It’s been quite a story round these parts. Especially as a large percentage of Weymouth is employed in the fishing industry. Silly bint.

    She’s now claiming mental health issues due to her ugly mug being plastered all across the papers and social media.

    Misguided actions have consequences luv. Now go take your animal rights action to a halal slaughter house.

  2. Sounds ideally suited to be made Secretary of State for Agriculture in a future Green government, displaying all the intelligence and self-discipline of the party at large.

  3. Mental health issues as a consequence of her actions, eh?

    Good! I hope she’s pelted with rotting fish heads and guts every time she goes out in public, the stupid bag.

  4. Perhaps she could have offered the lobster a nice warm new abode in her overgrown hairy minge, where it could have frolicked with all the other Crustacea that call it home.

    • Liberation is a funny thing.

      Sparticus freed the slaves.
      They straight away use identity theft and all claim theyre Sparticus.

      Moses freed the jews.
      They asked for travel expenses.

      This Lobster drowned because of Emma.
      As did the 2 fishcakes and saveloy she also liberated into Neptunes salty embrace.

  5. Reminds me of Brigitte Bardot and the seals. Mind you, Brigitte was better looking at the same age as Emma.

    ‘Scuse me, back in a few minutes…

  6. This is quite common with the animal rights fuckwits. zero thought, just ideology.

    They do have form when it comes to not understanding the ‘wildlife’ they are supposedly liberating.

    This incident is reminiscent of the time a bunch of animal rights fucktards ‘liberated’ 1500 mink from a fur farm. All good with me, as I think farming animals for fur is abhorrent.

    Unfortunately they didn’t liberate the mink to a safe place where they could be looked after, they just let them loose on the countryside.

    Now mink as it turns out, have no natural predators in Daneland and the local wildlife didn’t know what the fuck just hit it, as the circle of death and destruction widened across the land.

    They mean well, but by Christ are they fucking retarded.

  7. We are told eating fish is part of a healthy diet, making it the second thing this smart lady got wrong.

  8. I suppose it is the thought that counts. The airhead minger would fit right in on our high street full of zombies. I have to dodge the shambling foamies, pramfaces, alkies, druggies, and trainee barbers/terrywrists every time I visit the turf accountants. It reminds me of that old Charlton Heston film, Planet of The Cunts.

    Good morning, ewveryone.

  9. For our benefit now the damage has been done, is to see the recorded imagery on her face when told the list of stupidity she’d just performed.

  10. No doubt the fat bitch plastered herself all over soshul meeja to self aggrandize.

    She’s not an animal rights activist, she’s a stupid, fat whale.

    Btw, if we are not supposed to eat meat, why are cows made of burgers?

  11. Now that she’s a laughing stock, that would be the ideal place to put her, to be pelted with rotten fish, eggs and fruit that would be dangerous to eat.

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