Publicity whores are a cunt, are they not?. The so-called “Royal” version with the half prince and his tart, is very similar to the downmarket Stacey & Joe Solomon, or David & Victoria Beckham, it is long, it is tedious, it is puerile, it is whining self pity and a great fucking bore. All they want is privacy provided it is accompanied by flash bulbs and TV cameras. All six are full blown hypocritical wankers.
Yesterday Mrs Hewitt claimed she had been “the most trolled person in the world”. She hates it, but she loves it, she loves to hate it and hates to love it.
The witless trollop knows that the day the cameras stop, just like Solomon and Beckham knows, their pathetic dreaery plastic lives are over, so they ahve to keep in the limelight.
Now it seems Harry and Meghan want to be “half in and and half out”. Why doesn’t everybody, the press the public, the magazines tell all six of these oxygen thieves to just FUCK OFF>
Nominated by W C Boggs.
They arent royal.
A bastard an a yank.
How common.
In 1006 or thereabout a viking fleet invaded England.
The idea being to settle and usurp the king of England Aethelred.
Aethelred was hated in the North of England.
A weak, chinless little pansy.
Sat in that London.
The North welcomed the danish invaders.
No blood was spilled.
Better a hairyarsed viking than some wanker like Aethelred.
The north rebelled.
I feel the same about the Sax coburgs.
Effete, fuckin Jerry’s.
Im not against royalty,
Just want a royal i could respect.
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Climate bore David Attenborough is 100 tomorrow.
To be fair i like his programmes.
But hes far from my favourite naturalist.
Thatd be Johnny Morris.
An David Bellamy was good despite the speech impediment.
I also like Bill Oddie.
That little cunts puddled.
Manic depressive.
Hard to work with.
Filming pine martins an hes threatening to drink bleach because theres no butter on his sandwiches
An trying to hang himself in the woods.
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Don’t forget Percy Edwards. Brilliant!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMjrB6Vow1w
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I didn’t mind Attenbore before he went mad.
He got a load of credit for simply talking over someone else’s outstanding camera work, but I could forgive that.
Sadly, he now sounds like a broken record.
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And let’s not forget that David Attenborough, when he met that troop of lowland gorillas in 1967, told the cameraman to take a hike for 20 minutes whilst he got his end away with one of the lady gorillas, resulting in the birth of Richard Ayoade.
Jeremy Corbyn was so jealous that he recreated the amorous stunt in Tower Hamlets in the early 80’s, with the fragrant simian Diane Abbott.
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Davey Attenborough is quiet more reserved than his brother Dicky Darling.
Dicky is all about showbiz
Where Daveys happy in a corner fingering a gorilla.
No 2 siblings are alike.
Take me an our kid.
Always boasting an full of swagger.
While im pretty shy.
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Dickie was too busy being horny and excited in Jurassic Park. He had a dildo made of that amber stuff, bummed a Tyrannosaurus Sex and shot his load onto that big pile of dinosaur poop.
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Apologies for being off-topic but if the uber-Admins would allow, by this time tomorrow … 🎵 “Morgen ist Frühling für mich !!!” – Winter for Labour, Tories, & Greens, etc.
🍻🥂
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