Yes indeed. Another story from our old friends dripping with diversity and fuck knows what else.
Twins Michelle and Lavinia Osbourne have recently discovered that, although born minutes apart, they have different fathers.
Seriously raised eyebrows around and a damn good reason to lock the story firmly inside the family closet, you’d imagine.
Not so.
These girls aren’t the product of some grubby liaison between white council estate chavs, they’re as black as Lenny Henry in a coal mine at night, and therefore, their story is a cause for celebration.
I won’t go into detail. But suffice to say this story involves a ‘vulnerable’ mother who participated in group sex and absent parents, as well as the ubiquitous mental health, alcohol and drug issues you’d associate with their ilk.
So there you have it. The tale of the Gangbang Twins.
Available to read on the BBC websites family and education section.
How wonderful!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
Well that’s amazing.
One has a mountain gorilla for a dad, and the other a chimpanzee.
Isn’t the natural world just incredible?
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There’s probably a 3rd sibling who’s a bit ginger whose father is an orangutan.
What’d you call a ginger black person anyway?
A ninjer?
Besides, neither of them have got dads anyway because those two simians would’ve swung away through the trees the second they found out that their spunk receptacle was up the duff.
Morning GT/all.
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Morning Thomas.
Nice to see Admin using an image of you and three mates in your love dungeon.
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twix.
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The Field Marshal pipped me to nominating this wonderful modern faíry tale.
Yet another celebration/ethnic sob story to warm our hearts,a degenerate “family” that has cost the taxpayer millions to mitigate their dreadful lives.
Whatever happened to kneeling for Blek Lies Mither?
Oh yes,that’s right it was all a fucking con to make nasty blek cunts rich and liberal white cunts into the biggest laughing stock for many a year.
https://www.thenewworld.co.uk/brexit-news-keir-starmer-takes-the-knee-81902/
Oven.
Good morning.
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Morning UT.
Perhaps you’d like to have a go at this latest tale of woe from our esteemed BBC.
It’s heart rending stuff.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cz02gdm7zleo
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Diddums
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The DNA test probably got confused, much like when Seth Brundle went through the teleporter with the fly.
It’s not set up for non-human DNA.
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Should make a marvellous bbc drama, and in the tradition of race swapping, might I suggest jedward to play the twins.
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How about Arnie and Danny DeVito?
Oh no, it’s already been done.
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Spunk bucket, shake it all up
Both nostril endowed.
Both Michelin lips.
What is all the fuss about 😂
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@Admin love the naughty picture😂😂😂😂
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All it proved is that the mother was a dirty bastard.
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why does one look 15 years older than the other?
and why werent they chucked straight in the bucket?
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All I can think of, is one of the girls is the single birth and the after birth miraculously became her twin. After all that spunking around, anything was possible.
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Are these 2 sheboons related to Half Price Harvey tree swinger?🤔
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