The Scottish Government

 

The clown show that is a glorified school debate club is a cunt, recently they voted against a bill which was in effect a vote against humanity, the assisted dying bill.

Predictable voting patterns but the real kicker is it was one of wee Jimmy Krankies last acts before she fucks off to do whatever she’s off to do, I’d imagine it involves a camper van.

Not only this, a day or two later they then passed a bill banning greyhound racing in Scotland, theres not even a greyhound track left in Scotland.

So dogs who don’t need protection get it, Humans get forced to suffer through terminal illnesses til they eventually and very painfully qualify for palliative care.

To me, if someone with their mental faculties chooses to take the unpleasant decision of not suffering as their health slips away from them, that is a choice for them alone, not some amatuer cunts in a pretend debating chamber taking the option of choosing away from them.

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82 thoughts on “The Scottish Government

  1. Im bit cagey about assisted dying.
    While i think if someone is in pain and wants to end their suffering,
    Then it should be allowed.

    On the other hand
    I dont trust this government not to fuck anything up and I dont trust the fuckin NHS either.

    • Too right MNC, this shit show of a government would probably love to euthanise anyone who misgenders anyone else on facebook.

  2. Assisted dying should be allowed in Scotland.

    In fact, it should be mandatory, whether they want it or not.

    The ginger, porridge gobbling, incomprehensible cunts.

    Good morning.

      • TAC, I always thought the Spanish university city was named after that car they sped around in The Sweeney.

        everyday a schoolday

      • It was the other way round Mickey.

        The car used in The Sweeney was actually a Ford Pomegranate.

        They don’t sound so tough now, do they.

      • I don’t think that Wales actually exists Thomas.
        Ask anyone where the borders are and they wouldn’t have a clue.

        Wales is actually an abstract concept, used as a vague measure for people hard of thinking.

        “Every week an area of Brazilian rain forest the size of Wales is cut down”.

        “The entire population of Earth could fit into an area the size of Wales”.

        Of course, not knowing the exact size of Wales would make it difficult to calculate the size of nuclear bomb needed to flatten it.

        But that shouldn’t stop you trying.

      • And why would anyone call a country Wales when it can be confused with the fucking big fish?

        It’s as daft as calling a Spanish university city, home of the Alhambra Palace, in the foothills of the Sierra Nevada, the same as a often neglected fruit of which you can only eat the seeds.

        Who the fuck would do that?

    • It was actually a Ford Consul – sorry to be an anorak. Granada came later. Fuck me – we actually made cars back then….

      • never heard of the Consul until now, I must have been watching the later series.

        another thing I’ve learnt today, thanks

      • I prefer to not listen to anything that David Attenborough has to say Arfur as he is a fucking cunt.

        Whales have been around for millions of years and if they were mammals then they would have developed legs by now and they would be running around eating hippos and stuff.

        That’s if you place any importance on Darwin’s Theory, which I don’t as he was also a cunt.
        A beardy, freeloading, unwashed Victorian cunt at that.

        Whales are fish.
        It’s obvious.

      • I can’t get on with Attenborough Arty, partly because he’s heavily invested in the green lobby.

        As for Darwin, freeloading, unwashed, I don’t care about the beard. You left out the fact he married his first cousin which I find slightly remarkable considering where his interests and knowledge lay.

      • Attenborough?!
        He cribs all his facts from my zoology books.
        I could sue that feckless cunt for copyright infringement.

        Always on the phone because im the UK leading authority on British hippopotamii.

  3. Government assisted dying, would be listening to fat quare starmer till your brain shut down. Or getting into a fist fight with lammy over the last jaffa cake..

  4. The Scottish government is a dwarf version of the EU,everything its rainbow coloured wizened hand touches turns into an expensive catastrophe.

    After they fiddle the next independence referendum everyone who voted no will be given a “special vaccine”..

    No cards or flowers please,donations to the Caravan Club of Sturgeon.

    Cunts.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  5. The Scottish government is a dwãrf version of the EU,everything its rainbow coloured wizened hand touches turns into an expensive catastrophe.

    After they fıddle the next independence referendum everyone who voted no will be given a “special vaccine”..

    No cards or flowers please,donations to the Caravan Club of Sturgeon.

    Cunts.
    Oven.

    Good morning.

  6. Till a’ their weel-swall’d kytes belyve

    So wrote the famous Scottish cunt Robert Burns in some poem about a haggis.

    Utter drivel.

    And the Scottish people think that he was some sort of hero.
    They have a night dedicated to him when they eat a mixture of disgusting filth that has been boiled in a sheep’s arse sack.

    They also think that they invented the New Year.

    England should napalm the whole country and everyone in it.
    Then the English could celebrate a different type of Burns night every year.

    Irn Brew anyone?

  7. The fact that the Jocks have a Parliament and the Taffs an Assembly proves the need for an English Parliament.

    Should that happy day ever arrive the top priority for the English Government should be to ban the following:
    The Barnett formula
    Deep fried Mars bars
    Camper vans
    Tunnocks teacakes
    Ginger hair
    Bagpipes
    The Proclaimers

    There, shove that up yer kilt Jimmy.

    • Furthermore, for Scottish football fans travelling south by train to a match in England dressed in kilt with nowt underneath, I would make it compulsory for them to scrub their skid marks off the seats before alighting from the train.

      • I’ll give you caramel wafers Lord C, but not the teacakes. They’re filled with whipped up jizz from Highland cattle.

  8. I’m in favour of assisted dying, but I don’t like the half baked proposals that have been cooked up so far. More thought is definitely required.
    That said, the devolved Scottish government and devolution in general are a pile of cunt.
    Another gift from Satan Blair that has taken the United out of the United Kingdom.
    There can only be one boss, and that boss, despite all its faults, must be Westminster.
    Even more so when they continue to take English tax revenue to subsidise their existence.
    And all that guff at the time about Scotts feeling remote from the centre of power in London.
    Most of the government at the time consisted of Scottish ex lawyers.
    What a load of bollocks.
    Fuck devolution.
    Either take back control or tell them to fuck off and fend for themselves.

    • Im for assisted dying as long as you can choose the means.

      Not this snidey way of withholding medicine and food so you wither away over weeks.
      Or pulling the plug on you.

      You should get a menu.
      Multiple choice.

      Death by lion (for you Christians out there)
      Hanging
      Firing squad
      Duel
      Piranha
      Bummed to death ( BBC types)

      Last meal
      Muesli ( make wish for death)
      Full English
      Kentucky fried chicken
      Egg n chips.

      Id id have firing squad.
      And insist they wore the traditional pith helmet and red tunic like in the documentary ‘Zulu’.

      • Louis XVI’s last meal was Brie, the poor sod. Timothy McVeigh chose mint choc chip ice cream.

      • What really pissed me off about that Major, was the way he threw skip loads of tax payers money at the EU in his attempt to get the job. Same story with all the money being pissed up the wall now on this green bullshit. I may not live to see it but time will come when people will be incredulous that there used to be a belief in some quarters that we would all be driving electric cars fuelled by wind and sunshine. Fuck me!

      • Indeed Arfur, a hideous amount of UK tax payer money has been thrown down the eu sewer to get us were we are today, broken, fucked, over run with filth and ruled by useless wankers.

      • As for the assisted dying bit, the fat black cunt is managing nicely by itself.

    • Id insist that cunt was hunted with dogs.
      As he screeched and whooped and knuckled his way through the grass heading for the safety of the treeline,
      My akita hamstrung the daft fucker,
      I could then stun him with a half brick while the dogs opened up his tummy and gorged on his monkey entrails.

      • Dogs don’t waste a scrap from a kill. They’ll even eat the contents of the stomach, intestines and rectum.

        Death by dog for Lammy would keep a pack of hounds fed for 6 months.

  9. I wouldn’t have thought the jocks needed any assistance on ⚰️…a concoction of deep fried mars bars and spice with a few pints of heavy should suffice over the years…’fandabidozie’

  10. I believe in allowing assisted dying a laughing stock for obesity. All foods should have added ingredients that makes the body glow on and off once it passes the obesity stage. If that doesn’t make the culprits loose weight or commit suicide, I don’t know what will.

  11. As a talentless, public sector middle manager suffering a charisma deficiency, might I suggest the most appropriate form of assisted dying for the adenoidal dalek in 10 Downing Street would be hanging by lanyard.

  12. When abortion was first controversially legalised, those who spearheaded it promised that it would be rigorously overseen and exceptional. David Steel, who introduced the legislation to the House of Commons in 1967, later expressed concern at the numbers of abortions taking place, and that it was being used as a form of contraception.

    In 2023 alone, there were just shy of 300,000 abortions in England and Wales. So it is now on an industrial scale and the scope has also been greatly extended in terms of the age of the child. The current government has now passed legislation to effectively decriminalise abortion up to the point of birth… if most people knew the details of what that involved they would be sickened. It is barbaric, and yet the same people who pass this are opposed to the death penalty for the worst and most disgusting kinds of criminal. Figures…

    So when it comes to assisted dying. Beware! As it becomes more and more normalised over time, increasingly common, the parameters less and less strict, the decision making delegated more and more… you don’t necessarily want to be old or infirm or to have cynical family or carers, or a pension and assets that others – including the government – have their greedy eyes on.

    The idea that the amateurish pygmies of Westminster, nevermind the worms in the glorified county councils of Scotland and Wales, should authorise such things as this is, indeed, disturbing. The Welsh are complete fucking idiots, almost like a third world tribe, speaking a ridiculous made-up language and living off speeding fines and English subsidies. The Scots aren’t much better. You only have to observe how extreme they were during the covid panic.

    • I will just add that these sorts of policies, and how they end up working in practice, are of a piece with the apparent slow-motion genocide against the white British people.

      Look at all the policies going on, and look at what they are all doing to the demographics. Throw in the promotion of transing and homosexuality, the replacement immigration, the two tier approach to life, and the general disdain towards our ethnic and cultural identity, and history, and that’s what this all boils down to.

      Not that it is necessarily a devilish and deliberate plan, although such may exist, it is just as much a series of coincidences. People screaming on about wimminz rights, overlooking the gory details that ensue as part of an annual holocaust against white births. The assisted dying… let’s see how that pans out. And I note that the idiotic Scottish government was at the forefront of the demented covid response which has completely fucked our economy and way of life.

      Our relaxed British freedoms thrown out and replaced with Chinese face masks, German arrow-following, French subsidised-laziness, and Soviet propaganda. All of that too has contributed to the slow motion genocide of Britain, and especially England.

      So in conclusion: fuck the Scottish Government and every cunt who has contributed to the above so far.

    • Anyone who’s witnessed a relative die knows that paramedics etc give a decent dose of morphine to ease them off this mortal coil,de facto assisted dying when it’s most appropriate.

      Politicians meddling around with another new law won’t make any difference..

      Although your point regarding the “thin edge of the wedge” thinking of govt and other vermin is most pertinent in these troubling times.

      • TM, Unk, I find your posts deeply unsettling because I cannot fault your logic on any point.

        Your point Unk, about the present modus operandi regarding the terminally ill who are suffering is exactly correct. It’s the way my father-in-law went out.

      • You are correct, known as a just in case pack. Contains George Floyds favourite Fentanyil.
        I got ripped a new arsehole for trying to take one out uncovered.
        How the fuck I was supposed to know a fortnight after starting as a mobile drug dealer?

  13. I always thought the jocks were a hardy bunch, would head butt you for being English, wearing a skirt in winter with no bloomers, eating balls of offal.

    How the fuck did the elect such a load of pussies, now England I can understand, other than Tommy R the country if full of pussies.

    Assisted dying should be applied in the channel, if cunts put 90 to 100 people in a rubber boat they are asking to die, nowt wrong with helping them on the way.

    • I love Scotland.
      Like the scots too.
      But christ, they certainly elect the lowest of the low to positions of trust.

      That John Swinney?
      Its clearly fuckin Harry Hill
      Putting on a accent.

      That ginger midget with the campervan,
      Legohead, and her gypsy fingered husband.
      That mad paki.

      Do yourselves a favour.
      Elect some fishermen or normal working people.
      Stop recruiting politicians from the circus sideshows.

      Ps
      I like Scottish food.
      Those square sausage?
      Genius.
      Doesnt roll around the plate like a pissed up Tiger Woods.
      And Irn Bru better than that yank shite Coca-Cola.

      • Swinney looks like he could be one of ‘those’ types, could see him in Dickensian times as bookkeeper by candlelight

    • Quite so S.o.i.

      Remarkably the same applies to those persons of Australia as they are governed by exactly the same sort of cunts,down to the last detail…their Prime Minister is an exact replica of our own..

      A raghead obsessed penpushing poofter with all the character of almond “milk”.

      Cunts the lot.

  14. Assisted dying just about legal in many of our major cities, many people I would be more than happy to assist dying and a big supporter of post natal abortion as well. Just got to get the lock code for the ward door.

  15. Theres plenty of people id like to see embraced by the reaper.

    Bruce Springsteen
    Darren jones the brown nosing little cunt
    Keith stormer
    Boris Johnson
    Lenny Henry
    List runs to thousands really.

    More than i wish a long an fruitful life anyway.

    But i wouldnt like to see them escape by assisted suicide.
    No,
    I want them screaming in terror as theyre eaten alive.

    That says more about them than it does about me.

    Im just a innocent bystander in all this.

  16. Oh an that yank pope.

    Wind your neck in you frock wearing gobshite.
    What the fuck do you know about anything outside of a choir boys undercrackers?!

    Go get yourself a Big mac and Button it. 🖕

  17. it dosn’t matter how inept, incapable,, dishonest,corrupt, retarded, indifferent and disruptive the cunts in the Scottish government will is, they have fuck al on the fucking Welsh government .

    • I love wales Fugly.
      An the welsh are alright i suppose.
      I dont like them gozzing all over me when talking though.

      Best to hold a conversation with a welshie behind a windscreen.

  18. Old Grey whistle test.

    He liked that world music.
    Foreign shite.

    Hope they play the Senegalese nose flute orchestra at his funeral,
    Or the korean bagpipe band.

  19. My first question would be, what’s in it for these fuckers?

    I think Ronald Reagan said it best – “The nine most terrifiying words in the English language are: I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

  20. Ronnie Raygun said it best when he said
    “Hello princess David”

    To slack knickered mother of Harold Hewitt

  21. I’d round up the SNP and the entire student debate club in Holyrood and put them all through a tree shredder. Waste of oxygen, time and money the lot of them.

      • Shortbread.
        Tossing my caber
        Eagles
        Mountains
        Pine Martin
        Distillerys
        Men with noses like a baboons arse
        Claymores an dirks
        Targs, Lochaber axes,
        Ginger hair
        Its got the lot has Scotland.

        My gran was a scot.
        Took me and my cousin to the Edinburgh military tattoo.

        A lone piper on the battlements,
        A lump in my throat,
        An i fell in love with Scotland.❤️

        They deserve better than the shower of shite they get in office.

        That SNP causing division.

        I once went to Largs with my gran,
        Shed holiday there as a little girl.
        Dunno why?
        It was bleak as fuck.

        Last place the vikings raided Largs.
        Got their arses handed em😂

        They were lucky,
        Stalag by the sea.

  22. The Sweaties don’t need a government. Most of them are pissed and lying about in our High Street.

  23. If you happen to be a man in Glasgow your life expectancy is about 73 years, less than Brunei and Bangladesh. Maybe they should just let nature take its course with the deep-fried Mars bars, heroin and chronic alcoholism.

    • I don’t know if that’s the average for the whole of Glasgow LL, but There was a time when men in one part of Glasgow had a life expectancy of 54 years.

    • I’m halfway through a passable bottle of shiraz.

      No doubt if I lived north of the border and was addicted to social media I could post a picture of it,as that seems to be very popular,photos of food and drinks,at least that’s what Mrs Terry tells me….

      Within minutes a doctor would be round to inform me I’m at risk of liver damage,cancer,mental illness and scurvy and “have I considered the easy way out? After all we have noted you aren’t in favour of an independent Scotland..”

      And I bet the doctor would be from Africa as well.

      Dear me.

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