Raiders of the Private Pension Pots

 

are a cunt.

Back in 2024 when our much admired PM ( that was sarcasm ) appointed Legohead as Chancellor, she made a right fuss about the financial ” black hole” and started casting about for ways to fill it without breaking the manifesto promises.

She cast her eyes on the money that large corporation invest for pension schemes for their employees and thought ” how can I get my mits on that?”. So she proposed making it compulsory to invest a percentage of such funds in schemes that will benefit the UK economy, like HS2 perhaps?.

Anyway, the HOL rejected it, so Labour resubmitted a watered down version, which, to no surprise, has been passed by the HOC.

She also proposed that smaller companies should amalgamate pension pots to create a larger sum for investment. She’s all heart and didn’t want the little guys to miss out on this fabulous investment opportunity.

Please make it stop, please.

MSN

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

12 thoughts on “Raiders of the Private Pension Pots

    • Quite right.
      These Theiving socialists are just official pickpockets.

      Hide your money
      Deal in cash
      Keep your gob shut
      💵💸💰

  1. If you’ve not got it in your pocket.

    You’ve not got it.

    Some cunt will always have their peepers on it.

    Good morning 🌞👍

    • The old custom of laying coins on a deceased eyes as been noted and will be taxed.
      Just one coin now
      Government gets the rest.

      And wishing wells need to be looked into.

  2. So now we know. Her mentor at the Bank of England was Robert Maxwell.

    He taught her how to deal with being up to your eyeballs in debt.

    Steal from pensioners.

  3. Nothing new here. Gordon Brown started thieving people’s pension funds. Also a Labour chancellor. What a coincidence.

    • My pension is invested in the East India Company, Barings Bank, Enron and Brewdog.
      Safe as houses.

      Btw, what is a ‘diaper’?

      Morning Sam.

  4. Invest it in schemes that benefit the UK economy?
    I think that boat has sailed.

    Turkish barbers and vape shops.
    Rapey Afghans and stabby Somalians, not something I would invest in.

    Coming from a woman who had her company credit card cancelled.

    A Chancellor who is no good with money.
    A pàki home secretary in charge of immigration.
    A energy minister who is trying to turn off the lights to impress a Swedish retàrd.
    I have no idea what lammy does, apart from getting fatter.

    All presided over by a fat, clueless, brittle quare..

  5. No doubt the mad cunt will be looking into a nice “windfall tax” on profits from any of the schemes that are daft enough to play along.

    Govt borrowing is getting more expensive again,it won’t be long afore Rachel decides a raid on private pensions for the “good of the country” is absolutely necessary.

    The cupboard is bare.

    The govt couldn’t run a bath.

    Fuck them.

    Good morning.

  6. Some of our government…
    Qwer…just a timid tool
    Fat boy Dave…a foreign secretary who can barely find Wales on a map
    Wes… health! come on seriously?
    Healey… defence sec…with insufficient armed forces to defend his constituency let alone the country
    Mad ed…net zero sec.. certifiably insane
    Philipson… education..just a brainwashing agent for the yoof and primary school kids
    Etc,etc and the cashier Rachel … chancellor..not fit for a wages department unless she was just sitting on the boss’s desk ala Sharon stone…cash is 🤴👍

  7. A long-standing friend of mine, an accountant, has advised self administration for many years now, called SIPP in the trade.

    Deal in cash, dirty old notes not shiny new ones with sequential numbers. Buy platinum group metals and get the metal in your hand. Split it 50/50 between safe deposit boxes miles apart owned by different companies. Try to avoid wearing a smug smile constantly.

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