Manchester NHS Trust sees fit to employ a dietitian who couldn’t identify the digestive tract or what function the gallbladder performs,amongst other minor issues as having no training at all.
Wait for it…
“Ifenyinwa Ndulue-Nonso was sacked in August 2024 after an investigation found she was unable answer basic questions about anatomy or how to help patients manage common conditions.”
Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust, which runs MRI, said no patients had been harmed and it had since “strengthened” its recruitment process…
One would fucking hope so.
“Critical care dietetic clinical lead Lorna Haywood, told a senior colleague she believed Ndulue-Nonso “did not know the fundamentals of dietetics such as medical conditions, biochemistry and medications”.
What a mess,certainly not Carry On Doctor
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
Any decent west African medical dietitian
Knows that the gall bladder is where bad juju is stored.
And can be treated only by eating the forearm of a albino.
Shes useless.
Unlike my childhood doctor
Papa Doc Duvalier.
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Her main qualification for the job was that she looks good dancing on a TikTok video.
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Beautiful British name, her grandfather was one of the founders of the NHS..
A dose of west African fire ants will cure any ailment..
And here is another one.
Speech and language therapist who claimed English was her native tongue – yet couldn’t understand workmates – is sacked https://share.google/GLtYMVvyro2lyXfDq
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She probably couldn’t understand her workmates because they all speak Urdu.
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@bz….the native tongue is alive and well in the UK 😩…..
Yours Dr zambesibalawayo congaloozaoolabapaza,chief surgeon/head porter/anaesthetist/midwife/etc.
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Wonderful British name 🤣🤣🤣
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It is incumbent on all of us to do whatever we can to help rNHS. Otherwise how will it afford the 1000% pay rise that the junior doctors so richly deserve?
For my part I’m raising millions for rNHS by walking round my garden 100 times. Then quite coincidentally my daughter will have an indoor swimming pool built at her house.
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rNHS? You shouldn’t take the piss out of southerners Geordie.
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Rice and peas, curried goat and jams, that’s all the medicine you need to know.
And of course, de ‘erb, mon.
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And we thought the idea of Bernard Bresslaw dressing up as a nurse and almost getting away with it was completely outlandish.
Clearly not.
This sounds like another diversity hire to me.
I wonder how many perfectly well qualified white applicants for the job were told to fuck off when they hired this unpronounceable chancer?
Box ticking wankers.
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Kenneth Cope did the same thing in Carry On Matron
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The wicked clueless cunt was given the job solely because it’s blek by an organisation that puts it’s ethnic minority hiring policies far,far above any notions about patient safety.
It’s a dangerous woke monolith where nobody is ever really accountable for anything.
Everyone involved in this fiasco should have been sacked on the spot.
I imagine most have them have instead been promoted.
Cunts.
Good morning.
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Here, hear, Unkle Terry.
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It is easy to poke fun at, but the likes of this incompetent NHS worker has gone beyond the pale. Think of your colleagues on here such as Norman, myself and others who are having treatment under these maniacs.
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“Diversity is our strength”.Yes whatever.DEI box ticking bollocks.Send her back to her mudhut.Silly wollygog.
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I’m pleased that I introduced the arse about face idiom of the child’s toy. We should be allowed more freedom, especially with what going on at the moment.
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I was given a wolligog as a joke for a recent birthday. At the moment I’ve got it face down with my iPad charger socket stuck up its arse.
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oooooooooohhhhhhhh, matron!
🚑
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‘Clinical Nurse Manager’ these days Sam.
Do try to keep up.
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Let me know when that pool`s built and I`ll bring my water wings.
🛟
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I once heard a radio programme in which a man was interviewed whose job was to train bank staff in how to detect and avoid fraud. He expressed frustration that the most effective course of action the staff could take would be to follow up and double check any and all references from a Nigerian applicant but he wasn’t allowed to say that by the bank management. Nowadays such a statement could not be broadcast and if some woke SJW heard him say such a thing he would be at risk of prosecution.
Just a reminder that Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke is Nigerian, one of the last anchor babies born just ahead of the change in the law.
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The last day of my previous stay in hospital was painful, when a certain nurse who didn’t know what she was doing when trying to remove a catheter from me, ended up covered in piss. Glad I got my own back on that one.
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I could go one better than you Sam, The incompetent cunt who left a bleeder inside my bladder on the Thursday before the Easter weekend.
Woke up needing a leak and oh joy bloody urine. Got a vial and filled that, rang 111 and spoke to the poor sod who was doing the overnight shift.
Went to doctors, you need to go to hospital went for treatment, catheter inserted a jet of piss flew out, Doctor, walls floor and nurse covered. Eminent relief from yours truly.
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That’s a relief, CuntyMort. It could’ve been much simpler like mine.
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💦💦💦💦
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The National Waiting List Service is a fucking killing machine. Pill pushing, useless treatments, bone idle staff, dirty hospitals, dirty patients, stay well away. Particularly if you are unwell. Whatever you do, avoid minor or exploratory surgery. Your chances of survival are negligible.
Good morning, everyone.
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I’m probably retracting what I said earlier when some NHS staff, especially from overseas, need clouting with the pots and pans that rang out during the praise of medical staff over the covid era.
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She probably sang this at the interview.
https://youtu.be/wYj5o4kQsXs?si=TPGZhH4rI39X6zEG
Brilliant, you’ve got the job…!
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The NHS deserves all the useless cunts they employ, I doubt this Nigerian grifter is the worst in the money sucking black hole.
The whole thing is an incompetent mess, time to really shake the thing by the neck and start again, all the posh stuff can take care of itself, just get the basics right.
First job, remove all DEI nonsense (and only employ people with pronounceable names)
I hope the Umbongo has not only been sacked but had her visa revoked.
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She’d make a good Bond villain. Dr. No idea.
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£242 billion budget..!
https://commonslibrary.parliament.uk/research-briefings/sn00724/
There’s some fucking good pay packets in that organisation…!
But us dopey cunts wait months for treatment..
Not Mohammad Windsor, or waity kaity though.
No fucking waiting for that gangster family..☠️
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Davkid Lammy always wanted to be a doctor, so that he could play de bongos when busty young women from the Dark Continent came in and shout his incantations while he performed female circumcisions. His practice nurse would have been Wessy Streeting (he is always having a practice – on the pink oboe) and dear old AnalEase Dodds would have been the receptionist (kill or cure techniques). Life is a real laugh a minute under Kweer and Co.
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Now that the cheeky monkey has been sacked by the NHS, I can guarantee that it will refuse to leave the UK and set up some kind of online scam, targeting pensioners and other vulnerable types.
It’s what Nigerians do.
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I lost my gynacology job for the same reason as this delightful African lady.
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The couple next door have just split up. She’s run off with her gynecologist. Frankly I don’t know what he sees in her.
My coat’s in the hall.
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Used to be an interesting way to spend a wet Saturday afternoon, Don the white coat and the mocked up ID grab a stethoscope and do some ward rounds. Got busted quickly not because of a lack of medical knowledge but because no one had seen a white doctor for five years in those departments. Fucking immigrants ruin everything
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Walking into a consultation would be like boarding an airplane and seeing the grinning poopjeet anouncing “hello, I am pilot for flight todays. I qualified 20th out of 20 at flight schools. Are you vantings de cheep internets deal?”
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Excuse me flight attendant, a brown gentleman has just shat in the aeroplane aisle.
“Ha ha, don’t worry, that’s just the pilot.”
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This diversity shite can also mean Difference is also our Downfall.
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Who could forget this cunt who pretended to be a doctor. Don’t forget though, the NHS needs foreign workers:
https://www.kentonline.co.uk/maidstone/news/illegal-immigrant-pretended-to-be-doctor-at-hospital-188878/
Yep, it’s a Pakîstanki.
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This blek chiseler didn’t need to know the anatomy of the human body – any diet enquiries could be answered swiftly by throwing a handful of chiggun bones on the floor, donning the witch-doctor’s outfit and dancing around the surgery like one of the ooga booga savages in Ron Ely’s 1960s Tarzan.
Ungowa!
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Turn up with joke bongo quali’s and a joke bongo name, tick the dei box and wing it, then get six months free money. No comebacks as that would be racist. Change to different joke bongo name, relocate, rinse and repeat.
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Not that unusual in the nhs, look at the kiddy crippler at Great Ormond street or that women who acted as a clinical psychiatrist for 20 odd years with no qualifications. Been going on for years. With the current attitude of politicians and senior managers it ain’t going to change soon. Beware. Interestingly the majority of fraudulent fuckers are ethnics for some reason
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Just proves that any fool can be a psychiatrist BB. No more a real job than being a hypnotist or an MP.
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I’m sick to the back teeth with this being labelled racist malarkey, which it is not, when one only wants to be amongst our own people I was born into and hopefully end my days with.
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Someone calls you racist Sammy? With a smile, reply;
“Yes. And?”
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Not personally, arfurbrain, they daren’t.
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My wife has done sub-contract work for an accountancy firm for many years. She was tasked with preparing accounts for a bunch of about fourteen Africans who turned up who were working as nurses in the NHS. She quickly concluded that they were all within their individual limited companies fiddling HMRC out of the due corporation tax. She reported her findings to a senior partner who called them all out on the matter. They all swiftly decamped. Some simply moved to another accountancy firm run by a black guy, read into that what you will. Some returned to Nigeria and the Gambia. One of them, I’m not making this up, abandoned nursing and set up a site on YT called; “How to speak Igbo.”
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I’m fucking disgusted that the racist cunts that exposed her were listened to in the first place. It’s an outrage that poor Ungogo Wollygog should go out of her way to come all the way to the UK from her treasured shithole mud hut in Bongo Land to help out the NHS with her medical knowledge & advanced training, just to be called out for not knowing a fucking thing about the job.
The BBC should do an undercover Panorama programme on the whistleblowers & Sir Kier should have them jailed like the Far Right fascists they clearly are.
Lying blek cunt.
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Panorama programme last night SG about Trump coming down on the illegal immigrants in the States. Panorama 100% supported the immigrant’s case. They featured one man who they said had no criminal convictions in the States and had lived there for 26 years. He had entered the country illegally and was interviewed in Spanish.
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The argument you hear all the time from Democrats regarding the flood of illegals is the handwringing of “oh, who will pick our crops and mow our lawns”. Real Americans won’t work for poverty wages or stand for workplace exploitation but its ok for illegals? Sounds a bit racist to me.
It puts me in mind of that stupid bint off Question Time during Brexit when she said leaving the EU would mean a lack of staff to serve her coffee in Pret a Manger.
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