Modern-Day Glaciers

Are CUNTS.

Diminished versions of something that used to be far more powerful, majestic and important. Compared to the massive, long-lasting ice sheets of the past, today’s glaciers are temporary, fragile, almost inconsequential.

Ancient glaciers shaped entire continents. They carved deep valleys, flattened plains, and redirected rivers. You can still see their work in places like U-shaped valleys, fjords, and scattered boulders dropped far from their origins. These ice masses lasted for tens of thousands of years, sometimes longer. They advanced and retreated slowly, with enough weight and time to leave permanent marks on the landscape. Hard bastards, not wimps.

Modern glaciers, by contrast, are smaller and far less stable. Many are shrinking year by year. Some that once filled valleys are now thin strips of ice clinging to higher ground. Instead of advancing, they’re retreating at a pace that’s visible within a single human lifetime. In that sense, they don’t reshape the land in the same dramatic way their predecessors did.

Because of this, they’ve lost their purpose. They’re no longer the dominant geological force they once were. They don’t grind mountains down at the same scale or redraw maps. Their presence feels more like a remnant than an active force.

Basically, they`re now redundant – just like Gen-Z: Consisting mostly of snowflakes.

I have ice cubes in my freezer that are harder.

Puffs.

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103 thoughts on “Modern-Day Glaciers

      • The members of staff who allowed this far right misinformation to be published have been suspended pending a full investigation. The matter has also been reported to the Met Police, which has dispatched several units to each of the culprits’ homes.

  1. 10 day ceasefire announced between Israel and Lebanon.

    Trumps just put it on his Truth social.

    Got the feeling Israel was reluctant,
    Did it as a favour to the US.

    Not sure itll make 10 days…

  2. Just Peter didnt pass security clearance.
    It was overrode by the Home office.

    They were VERY keen for him to be ambassador to the US.
    Someone is getting sacked.

    Who can Keith throw under the bus this time?
    Theres no one left to take a bullet for him.
    Just a work experience kid and Betty the cleaner.

    Hes fucked😁

  3. They say civilization is only three meals away from anarchy.

    So, we’re facing food shortages in the coming months in Labours brave nee world.
    Watch tempers fray when the population cant get McDonald’s or KFC.
    Fuck me.
    Thatll fix race relations!!!

    Stood shoulder to shoulder with our black brothers united in desire for the blood of a politician.

    Black and white united in homicide.

  4. O/T I see the marxist scum posing as our ‘Government’ has won its vote to help itself to people’s private pensions. Nice.

  5. On topic. There’s one constant volume of water on the planet that doesn’t vary, it’s just at any given time distributed in different proportions between solid, liquid or ‘gas’ states if you will. Lefties on the other hand honestly believe that we can increase or decrease the total volume through our activities, as if the planet gives a fuck about what 8 billion ants on it that would fit onto Manhattan does.

    • After a mid week curry last evening, and a few ciders to wash it down, I was passing ‘something’ through my anus that was simultaneously in all three states of matter you described.

      The ring stinging heat on the way out may also be a contributing factor to the phenomenon described as ‘global warming’

      That is all, off to find an ice floe in order to club some baby seal pups.

      • Leonardo, I think you may be referring to an alternate state of matter, namely a Bose-Einstein condensate (BEC) which is a distinct state of matter formed by cooling a gas of bosons to temperatures near absolute zero. At these ultra-low temperatures, atoms lose their individual identity, merging into a “supershite”.
        Albert Einstein formulated this hypothesis in 1949 after enduring a ‘relatively’ difficult arse incident.
        🚽

      • Cheers Sam, a first I guess for science – that old Dalek voiced Prof Steve Hawkin would be proud of.

        Shove that in the large hadron collider you wheelchair using fan of Epstein.

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