Are CUNTS.

Diminished versions of something that used to be far more powerful, majestic and important. Compared to the massive, long-lasting ice sheets of the past, today’s glaciers are temporary, fragile, almost inconsequential.

Ancient glaciers shaped entire continents. They carved deep valleys, flattened plains, and redirected rivers. You can still see their work in places like U-shaped valleys, fjords, and scattered boulders dropped far from their origins. These ice masses lasted for tens of thousands of years, sometimes longer. They advanced and retreated slowly, with enough weight and time to leave permanent marks on the landscape. Hard bastards, not wimps.

Modern glaciers, by contrast, are smaller and far less stable. Many are shrinking year by year. Some that once filled valleys are now thin strips of ice clinging to higher ground. Instead of advancing, they’re retreating at a pace that’s visible within a single human lifetime. In that sense, they don’t reshape the land in the same dramatic way their predecessors did.

Because of this, they’ve lost their purpose. They’re no longer the dominant geological force they once were. They don’t grind mountains down at the same scale or redraw maps. Their presence feels more like a remnant than an active force.

Basically, they`re now redundant – just like Gen-Z: Consisting mostly of snowflakes.

I have ice cubes in my freezer that are harder.

Puffs.

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Nominated by Sam Beau.