Are CUNTS.
Diminished versions of something that used to be far more powerful, majestic and important. Compared to the massive, long-lasting ice sheets of the past, today’s glaciers are temporary, fragile, almost inconsequential.
Ancient glaciers shaped entire continents. They carved deep valleys, flattened plains, and redirected rivers. You can still see their work in places like U-shaped valleys, fjords, and scattered boulders dropped far from their origins. These ice masses lasted for tens of thousands of years, sometimes longer. They advanced and retreated slowly, with enough weight and time to leave permanent marks on the landscape. Hard bastards, not wimps.
Modern glaciers, by contrast, are smaller and far less stable. Many are shrinking year by year. Some that once filled valleys are now thin strips of ice clinging to higher ground. Instead of advancing, they’re retreating at a pace that’s visible within a single human lifetime. In that sense, they don’t reshape the land in the same dramatic way their predecessors did.
Because of this, they’ve lost their purpose. They’re no longer the dominant geological force they once were. They don’t grind mountains down at the same scale or redraw maps. Their presence feels more like a remnant than an active force.
Basically, they`re now redundant – just like Gen-Z: Consisting mostly of snowflakes.
I have ice cubes in my freezer that are harder.
Puffs.
Nominated by Sam Beau.
But, but climate change?
Well, no. This is just my theory, but I think they are becoming “extinct”, in so much as an inanimate object can.
They have served their purpose. There’s only so much tweaking and fine tuning you can do to a sculpture before you have to declare it finished.
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There have been countless programmes on the telly about stonehenge.
Almost all of them centre around how an ancient civilisation could possibly move huge stones hundreds of miles to build the place.
Not one person has ever suggested that the stones were probably deposited there by glaciers.
Instead they set up experiments using ropes and rollers to demonstrate how difficult it is to drag a stone weighing several tons a few yards.
The last programme that I watched suggested that the stones didn’t come from Wales as first thought, but came from northern Scotland.
“Wow! It must have taken thousands of people, years to transport them such a distance”.
Silly fucking cunts.
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I like this nom.
Well done Sam Beau👍
As a kid i was told about the ice age and glaciers that sculpted entire valleys, mountain ranges and rivers.
Hundreds of thousands tons of solid ice.
Now thats inclement weather.
I also got told about Mammoth still found in the permafrost.
It blew my mind.
So cold that trees can explode due to the sap freezing.
Nearest youd get today to experiencing that is a Alaskan winter at minus 70.
And our ancestors thrived.
Hard as fuck.
Thrived.
We couldn’t do it now.
People get triggered by pronouns.
Modern glaciers are like modern humans.
Bunch of wankers.
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I thought the modern theory was not simply ‘thousands of people’ but thousands of black people involved in its construction.
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It’s climate change Sam. All our fault.
But I’m doing my bit to save the glaciers and polar bears and stuff.
I’m going to dye my hair a funny colour and throw a tin of soup at a painting.
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Foxs glacier mints arent made from real glaciers anymore.
In case of allergies.
And the polar isnt allowed to stand on the glacier due to health and safety.
Slip risk.
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That glacier sweet stuff has been around since 1922, & the bear will now be bi polar, which means that apart from zoo’s & being used as an assistant pet, they have only ever existed up the top.
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Throw it at a Warhol Campbell’s Soup Can screenprint – adds a touch of irony.
🥫
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Nice idea s-s. Alternatively I might douse da Vinci’s ‘The Last Supper’ in Tomato and Basil.
Waitrose do a nice one so I’ll nick a tin from them. I’ll be perfectly safe because they’ll sack any member of staff who tries to stop me.
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The Earth is rotating at a speed of just over 1.000mph.
It is orbiting the sun at a speed of over 67.000mph.
It is spinning on a precarious axis of 23,5 degrees, held relatively stable by the moon’s gravitational field.
The Earth’s atmosphere would be stripped away in a millisecond were it not for its magnetic fields.
Yet there are lunatics that think that they can, and should “save the planet”.
They think that in such chaos temperatures shouldn’t fluctuate year to year.
They think that sea levels should remain consistent, year in, year out.
They think that glaciers melting are a sign of imminent disaster.
And worst of all, they think that futile actions like only boiling enough water in a kettle or only using just enough to flush a bog is somehow going to help.
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That made me feel a bit dizzy.
Going to sit down for a few minutes.
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The Earth is not rotating at 1mph.
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Spell checker.
We use a different number format.
1.000 = One thousand.
Should I have used 1,000 instead?
A comma instead of a full stop?
Truth Master.
We once had someone on here that called himself The Voice of Reason.
He wasn’t here long.
Just saying.
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Jeez, only joking! Thought you were writing numbers in Spanish.
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Pues tienes razón.
¡Soy español!
Así que escribo los números así.
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🙂
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🎵Whenever life gets you down mrs Brown, and things seem hard or tough…
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Glaciers now move at the speed of lammy coming to the dinner table, when it’s salad..
It all went downhill when they replaced peppy the polar bear and crafty fox..
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Glaciers are like the Terminator, they’ll be back.
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I assume there’s hundreds of years, or perhaps more, of historical evidence to back up these claims?
Because if they state that the ice caps and glaciers are retreating at the fastest rate ever, they must have some kind of reference point a bit more worthwhile than 1969, for example.
They haven’t?
In which case, it can’t be an incontrovertible scientific fact then, can it?
Come back to me in ten thousand years and I might believe it.
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You might belive it because you are sensible Field Marshall.
You know that we should be merely observing and not drawing conclusions with so little evidence to go on.
You probably know that the hole in the ozone layer was only detected some 40 year’s ago.
But because it is changing size, both bigger and smaller, this is obviously proof that modern industry and people’s lifestyles are causing the changes, so everyone should be taxed more.
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You’re right on it there Arty, the real driver of global warming, the politician’s appetite for taking our money and spending it where they think best.
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In a 1901 expedition in Siberia Russian scientists discovered
A almost complete Mammoth carcass on the banks of the
Berezovka river.
The meat from which was fed to the sled dogs.
30,000 year old meat.
Now thats some fridge.
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I enjoy it when they film a glacier falling in bits.
It seems to upset a lot of people,amusingly these people must go about their lives worrying that there is a “Climate emergency”..
One of them is our PM,who thinks that’s the reason so many feral looters turn up in a boat.
Silly soft cunts.
Good morning.
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Fortunately Twotierfreegearneverhereuptherearkeir knows how to reverse climate change and save the planet.
Steal more money off us so Ed can buy more toys for himself.
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Im all for another ice age.
Itd mean the death of the two most irritating enemies of the human race,
Mosquitoes and vegans.
Vegans would of died during the ice age soon as the first snowflakes landed on the ground.
Our ancestors survived due to
High red meat diet
The invention of the bone needle to sew furs together for highly fashionable winter wear
And a mastery of fire.
Vegans dont eat meat or wear fur,
And would lay shivering in the snow,
Bellies rumbling with hunger.
Good.
Feed em to the sled dogs.
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Mention of our PM reminds me what he has in common with global warming. The global warming lobby assign cause to CO2 levels and effect to rising temperature. Data from ice cores over hundreds of millennia would suggest it is the other way round. Some believe Starmer is an arsehole because he trained as a human rights lawyer. I would contend that he trained as a human rights lawyer because he’s an arsehole.
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Substitute the word ‘glacier’ with ‘Great Britain’ and re-read the very well written nomination…I could weep.
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The more believable theory is that some believe earth is still at the tail end of the last ice age, and that warming and cooling could be a natural cyclical phenomenon that occurs over hundreds of thousands of years.
Try telling that to some ‘scientists’, or at least only ones they allow on the telly.
They seem to think the last ice age ended at 1:30 pm on a Wednesday afternoon 10 thousand years ago, and that nothing changed again until the Range Rover was invented.
Which theory seems more plausible, I wonder?
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It’s brexits fault and that’s why him/her is getting us back in the EU….this time next year you’ll open your front door and see a wooly mammoth 🦣 again and fox’s glacier mints will be the size of footballs …
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They used to be hippopotamus in the river Thames.
True.
So must of been pretty fuckin warm back then seeing as hippo only exist now in Africa.
So why was England so hot?
No cars,
No industry,
It was a minute to midnight and nobody called for net zero.
Then the sun went in
Few clouds gathered
And it snowed for a few hundred years.
Weve always had funny weather in the UK.
Why we invented the umbrella,
Wellington boots,
And Bovril.
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And there are tropical rain forests beneath Antarctica Mis. Must be global warming. I blame the folks driving big white vans.
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Don’t forget Ready Brek.
It used to piss down in the UK like a fucking Burmese monsoon in the 70s. No-one when on about man made climate change. We just had our Ready Brek & went off to school glowing orange.
Nowadays we have to listen to a mongoloid spaz wittering on about the planet overheating /flooding (prior to taking ‘aid’ to whichever shithole is currently in the news, obviously)
How fucking dare you!
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Readybrek used to contain enriched uranium back then Gusset.
And was better for it.
The pesky EU put a stop to it.
Readybrek nowadays doesn’t give you a healthy orange glow.
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Why do hippopotamI remind me of David Lammy?
Perhaps because it`s a massive, semi-aquatic thick-skinned mammal native to sub-Saharan Africa, recognized by its barrel-shaped torso, nearly hairless grey-brown skin, and large head with wide-opening jaws and cylindrical teeth.
Also, male hippos engage in a behaviour known as “dung showering” whereby they fling shite in all directions, including at other hippos.
Yes, that`ll be it.
🦛💩🦛💩🦛
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Its the truth Arfur.
Look it up.
Hippopotamus in the Thames.
I knew that as a kid in the 70s.
It was in a book about archeology.
Blew my little mind!
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Oh I’m not doubting you Mis. I know it to be true as is tropical flora underneath the ice in Antarctica.
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Cant do links anymore or id show you.
Wasnt recent.
Was 125,000 years ago.
In the summer
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Continents have done some serious wandering about, bumping into each other then splitting apart again, so it doesn’t neccessarily mean that a hippo in the Thames happened with the Thames where it is now.
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No, hippopotamus were all over Europe back then.
125,000 years ago.
Anyone want to help me out here?
Google “hippo in Thames”
And post the link.
I honestly knew about it as a kid in the 70s.
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https://toriherridge.com/2014/09/10/when-hippos-swam-in-the-thames/#:~:text=Hippos%20*did*%20swim%20in%20the,actual%2C%20real%2Dlife%20lions
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There.
Justified.
Knew i was right.
British hippos were probably better than the African ones.
Superior.
More robust.
Smarter.
Smelt better.
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Send Roland Rat to investigate.Leave him to fend for himself.Cunt.
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Hey Ed, maybe he’ll get chopped off in the impending wave of redundancies!
Nah, he’s the last person the BBC will chop. I’m dreaming.
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I agree Arfut
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Snowflake glaciers, whatever next.
I have been on a glacier in Austria, wasn’t impressed, looked a bit shabby but I am sure it will outlast me.
Next nom from Sam, my shrinking waterhole is a cunt.
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The likes of yesterday’s unnecessary talk of more war’s, are one of the main causes of glaciers to melt.
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Climate scientists and activists clearly don’t get out much.
They listen to the latest half arsed doom theory and then embellish it for their own use.
They don’t seem keen on observing the natural world.
The Earth is rocked by thousands of earthquakes every day and hit by countless thousands of lightning strikes.
The Himalayas are still growing by up to a centimeter a year.
Fossils of sea creatures can be found half way up mountains.
Volcanoes erupt regularly and new land is formed as a result.
Oil fields can be found hundreds of miles inland.
As the nomination states, there are fucking huge, deep canyons and valleys caused by glaciers.
But have 3 hot days in the summer or a week of rain in the winter and the World is coming to an end.
It’s all so fucking childish.
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Well put Mr Cunter.
I think it was mentioned in The Phantom Major,a superb account of the exploits of the original S.A.S in the North African desert,that whilst hiding in a cave from an Italian Air patrol they came upon fossils of fish etc which led to a lively debate about what the fuck has gone on in the life of our planet.
Modern weather,including icebergs,volcanoes etc have gone soft.
We live in very benign times weather wise,despite what every fucking nutter on the TV says.
The cunts.
Your health sir.
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The earth is,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Earth
Humans are,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_evolution
How the fuck can anyone talk with expertise about climate change.
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The agenda is ‘global warming is man-made’, anyone saying otherwise has to be either shouted down, de-platformed or ridiculed. The only scientists that can be listened to are onside, so the cunts have managed to make it ‘fact’, when it patently is not proven.
I liken it to the religious zealots who use their faith in whatever sky fairy they believe in, as a basis of fact. Here’s some news: just because YOU believe it, it doesn’t make it true. Cunts.
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The 1963 winter was the last cry for help.
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I remember that, going to school in short trousers and a balaclava with red rings around my legs were the wellies rubbed…😂
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I could cope beings in my twenties, with lots of lasses to keep my warm.
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I remember those cold days too.
Trudging through the snow to get to school.
Our clothes would be wet so we would hang them on the thick radiator pipes in the classroom.
The windows would soon steam up.
At break time we didn’t give a fuck.
It was out in the playground without the coat that was still drying.
We would chuck snowballs at each other.
Games lessons were on a frozen field that if you were unlucky enough to fall over on, wearing your shorts, you would get cut.
The fucking leather, laced up football was as heavy as a brick.
Now, the schools shut at the possibility of frost.
The soft cunts.
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That sounds just like my school..
Happy days, apart from the headmaster who resembles the one depicted in pink Floyds the wall.
If I’d have met him in my teens I would have kicked the shit out of him..!
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Here’s another one…….
“The last century was the hottest on record”.
Well, a reasonably accurate thermometer wasn’t invented until mid way through the 18th century.
So the only centuries that we have any idea about the temperatures are the 19th and 20th.
“The 20th century was warmer than the 19th”.
No, can’t use that.
Not enough panic value.
There are still a few respected universities dotted around the world.
If any student were to write about the impending doom which will be caused by rising temperatures, based on so little evidence, they would be immediately thrown off their course.
But we had Al Gore publishing his mischievous predictions winning a Nobel prize.
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Sorry, Sam. I can’t support this cunting. Glacier’s are still brilliant. It might not be their heyday like it was in the Ice Ages, but they are still giving it a go. Anyone fancy standing in front of a glacier for a few thousand years? I thought not. There is something reassuring about a glacier. Volcanoes are good too. In fact I would say that glaciers and volcanoes are probably my joint favorite geological phenomena. It may not be fashionable but there it is. Check out my latest podcast – “Why boulders are fascinatingly varied – including by weight, shape, and dimensions.” (Available free on the internet thingy).
Good morning, everyone.
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A n-ice bit of geology to start the day. Is Sam Beau a mining engineer from the Congo?
Some glaciers are stable and even growing. And besides, the ice will have its time again no doubt as the planet, at some stage in the future, enters a new cold period. Any humans left by then will dream of the warm paradise we have enjoyed, but which is hated by spiteful mutants.
Anybody who is interested in learning more about the communist-grifter climate scam, should check out this excellent film. “Climate: The Movie”. You will get to hear what actual scientists, with advanced degrees in subjects like physics, have to say. Clue: They think it is cod science. You will learn about how the con works and the damaging effects it is having on academia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A24fWmNA6lM
This film had 2M views when I watched it two years ago. Now it has around 500K views. Another one that is clearly being shadow banned because it doesn’t comform to *The Narrative*. Not regime-approved… Must-watch.
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Is Sam Beau a mining engineer from the Congo?
No, she’s a cannibal from Carry On Up The Jungle.
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Seen that before, TM. Can’t help wishing that when Greta said ‘whole eco systems are dying…’ she was actually referring to her own personal one. Alas not, the autistic, ADHD little spazzy cunt.
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But is there honey still for tea?
No, the bees have been poisoned, never mind the weather.
Cold? Put a jumper on.
Hot ? Take fucker off then.
Pay more tax you fools.
Good morning Henrietta etc al.
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Wankier needs an ice bullet to the nonfunctioning brain to save the hero.
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God id love to live near a glacier.
Never run short of ice cubes,
Never too hot in summer.
A gift from Ymir the Ice giant.
And black cunts would give it a wide berth.
They dislike the cold,
They only fear water more than cold.
Thats the life!
Glacial living.
Team of sherpa to haul up my shopping.
And some husky for going the pub.
Alright mush.
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You know what Mis, i reckon you might be arch Bond villain Ernie Blofeld. He was bald, liked fit birds & living on a mountain in the snow.
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Played by the brilliant Donald pleasance Gusset.
He was a WW2 gunner in bomber command flying 60 missions.
He was shot down and captured
And ended up in stalag luft1.
On the set of the Great Escape he kept chipping in with advice.
A producer asked him to keep his beak out.
Someone took the producer
Aside and told him Donald had been held there and been part of the escape committee.
He was made technical advisor.
One of my favourite actors.
Enjoyed everything ive seen him in.
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Good nom Sam…glaciers are interesting things. Find all sorts hidden in them from prehistoric animals like mammoths to ice mummies in the Andes, WW2 flight crews that crashed in the Himalayas and climbers from the 1920’s who perished trying to conquer Mount Everest. Now there is obviously satellite phones and rescue beacons which takes away the mystery when someone goes missing. I’d want to be found in 80 years time, a gnarled mummified corpse with bits missing but thats just me.
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‘…a gnarled mummified corpse with bits missing…’
Sorry LL, but I can’t understand why anyone would want to look like Michael Heseltine.
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Nothing to do with grand solar minimum and grand solar maximum. oh, no. Definitely not.
Because you can’t tax grand solar minimum and grand solar maximum until the pips squeak.
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O/T –
Episode 19, Series 3426 of the long running, British black comedy, “Gaslighting”. Starring the Government, MPs, and the authorities. In this latest episode, the general public tries to understand what the alleged gang rapists, who remain at large, actually look like…
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15738069/Moment-young-protesters-hurl-objects-riot-police-Epsom-crowds-demand-force-releases-descriptions-church-gang-rape-suspects.html
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Meanwhile, Epsom MP Helen ‘Cunty’ Maguire said the protest had been hijacked by “right-wing online activists” who wanted to “fan the flames of divisiveness”.
Bollox to you Helen Maguire, two enormous hairy ones…
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@hugh….. she’s probably that faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar up her own arse and had to make the RIGHT comment…plenty of 🐽 in evidence when the mantra of the government’s diversity is in question…🖕
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Now this is an extinction event that everyone should welcome…!
BBC News – Satellite images reveal scale of Israeli demolitions as Lebanese villages destroyed – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxkk1vnp57o?app-referrer=push-notification
The BBC love a poor Muslim story..☠️
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Lebanon is estimated to be up to 40% Christian, with East Beirut being predominantly Christian. In fact, it is the most Christian country in the middle east. I’d be interested to know how many Christian civilians have been killed by the Israelis…
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Everything was bigger in the ice age.
Mega fauna.
Bigger and hairier.
I very much approve of this.
It feels right.
A cave lion was 25% bigger than your African lions.
More for your money.
A woolly rhino was about the size of a white rhino but with a dense fur coat.
Looks better.
Modern rhino look sort of bald.
And all wizened and fat.
Like Emily Thornberry naked.
Mammoth, tasty to both man an dog,
Basically a elephant in a fur coat.
Looks better.
Giant sloths were 20ft,
Over 8000lbs,
Nowadays sloths are a fuckin disgrace!
3ft and lazy little bastards.
The natural world should be ashamed of itself.
Let itself go.
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Speaking of mammoths, Transport Secretary Heidi Hi’s Mini Cooper hit a pothole and was so badly damaged it had to be towed away.
What a hoot.
It’s a little known fact that the country’s potholes are actually glacial features which took thousands of years to be formed during the last Ice Age.
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Excellent Geordie! Got a link at all?
What we really need is their teenage daughters gang raped by ethnics. That might change their attitude.
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Fucking right, MNC. What about fucking great sabre toothed tigers as well?! Even johnny cave man kept out of their way, and cave men were real hard cunts. A few sabre toothed-tigers in our high street wouldn’t go amiss. Get in!
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Big glaciers are things of the past because we are not in the middle of a fucking ice age. Our planet is still recovering from the last one.
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