This gentleman decided it would be a good idea to “drum up business” by sending wimmin pictures of his meat and two veg via WhatsApp when they enquired about having some new wiring done.
A novel approach to customer service.
“Cambridgeshire Police said Brodie received an inquiry about electrical work from the first victim in September 2024 and agreed to visit her to provide a quote, but became reluctant when he learned it would be the woman’s husband who would be meeting him.
The woman then noticed he had changed his profile picture from his company logo to his genitals.
She challenged Brodie, who claimed his account had been hacked, and the profile picture was then changed to different photos of him naked.”
Fucking genius.
No doubt the mad cunt would be too busy rifling through a ladies underwear drawer to do any work,after he gets out of prison any way.
Dear me.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
He ought to’ve put either a massive black wanger or a tiny chınky tiddler as his profile pic, then at least it might’ve given the lady a giggle.
Twats really are going to have to come up with a better excuse than ‘my account got hacked’…even a dullard no longer believes that.
As a ginger, he’ll be converted to islam (may piss be upon allah) within two hours of arriving at the prison.
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Liam and Stacey are just made for each other.
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Has using a photo of their genitals as a company logo caught on amongst the ladies yet? I suspect such a move would drum up more business than my local hairdresser could cope with.
Having spent many years as an avid student of female genitalia I’ve noticed how much fashions change over the years. So here is my brief modern history of female topiary:
1980s Full unkempt bush
1990s Trimmed bush
2000s Brazilian wax
2010s Landing strip
2020s Cock and balls
Needless to say, things were better in days of yore.
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Accurate time line there Geordie. In my day women only shaved their bikini line for the beach. Funny to think that for years many women found it desirable to be smooth as a billiard ball. Traditionally women were shaved for childbirth because it was regarded as humiliating and infantilising so it gave the medics an easier time, the women obeyed orders unquestioningly. Our kids were born at home. The wife decided what she wanted and I enforced it.
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Good idea, but flawed by the fact most women are repulsed by pale clammy freckled skin and ginger pubes.
Only ginger women can be attractive.
Probably just sexually frustrated?
Find true love in prison.
Rub shite on his gums and sleep with his mouth open he’ll be
Engaged within a month.
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The ugly rusty bollocking cunts face is even more frightening.
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it’s an easy mistake to make.
We’ve all done it.
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For Christ’s sake Odin, you’ll have us all in jail.
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This is going to take some comic geniuses to keep this going all day, Unkle Terry, even though you’re keeping the show on the road single handily.
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I suspect Unkle T has a cunt research team working for him.
His output can’t be the work of just one person.
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Twas but a sudden rush of glaring cunts Mr Twatt.
Irredeemable cunts indeed.
Your good health sir.
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It’s definitely not in the 18th edition regs that you have to flash your knob to get the pass certificate..⚡
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I’ll take your word for it Doc. I’m still working on the 14th.
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Sort of like a slightly repentant pug dog in the header pic.
Top tip,
Dont use your genitalia as the commercial face of your business,
No matter how appealing.
Some people take offence at the slightest thing.
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Liam’s problem was jumping the gun. He probably suffers from premature ejaculation too. Do the job and after you are paid you can think about standing naked in their garden at 2.30am.
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Wearing a gimp mask of course
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A two pump Van Damme
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Are you suggesting Liam’s todger is ‘the slightest thing’ Mis?
Size isn’t everything you know. Just ask the Mayor of Londistan’s pet goat.
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The cunts either stupid to think it would drum up more business, or ideally used it because of being ran off his feet.
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A bit of ⚡ shock treatment for Mr Brodie’s platter should cure his new company logo advertising campaign 😩… ‘hi I’m just enquiring about the quote I sent you’ …’yeah sorry,it looks like you only do small jobs liam’ 🤪
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Perhaps at the next No.10 briefing the “govt logo” should be replaced with an image of the PM fellating a goat.
Or something similar.
The mind quite frankly boggles.
Good morning.
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There are certain trades that if you’re a woman are going to try and scuttle you.
The Milk man
Lactose scented father of bastards is likely to want to play the cuckoo,
And spill his yoghurt
The dentist
Phil mcAvity, hell empty your handbag while your off your nut on gas and ravish you while comatose in the chair.
Spit, dont swallow
And he’ll see you again in months
The undertaker
Pulse ignoring lotharios,
That will send you to heaven.
Hes the ace of spades
And he wants you to go down for him.
All trades perpetuated by villians.
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MNC @ Ethel used to be a dental nurse.
She’d come home with many an amusing tale.
Often of a sexual nature !
When they used gas as the anaesthetic for extractions, they had two nurses assisting the dentist ( settle down now 😀 )
Her mate was a lovely Scottish girl ( who ended up marrying a Scotch lad with a huge cock ) but I digress…..
Anyway, it appears that a common side effect of the gas on gentlemen, is the production of an erection 💪
Ethel and her mate would gas the poor sod in the chair, then observe the nether regions to see the effect 😍
Merriment or amazement would follow 😂
Naughty girls…… all of them looked splendid in their crisp white uniforms with gold piping 💪💪💋
There were four of them altogether, and they all wore stockings and suspenders 👍👍
It was like a Benny Hill show come to life LOL
Alright pal ?
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Alright Jack👍
Sorry pal went out on a job.
When I was about 8 my dad took me the dentists for a tooth out.
I was to be given gas.
The dentist didnt bother to explain it,
And that hed be clamping a mask to my face.
This caused me to panic and i kicked him full in the chest.
The next hour was tears blood and snot,
Some of it mine.
My dad was fuckin fuming at my disgraceful behaviour and I got my arse tanned to boot.
I remain unrepentant.
Ps
I also called a chinese dentist
“you fuckin little cunt”
As a adult of which i was repentant and apologised. 😁
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Troublemaker ‘ey ? 😀
Ethel would have had you in a headlock while the Scottish lassie gassed you to the Land of Nod, displaying a hint of stocking top as she straddled your thrashing limbs 😃
Then they’d be observing your winkle activity as the anaesthetic worked its magic.
You’d never miss a check up again, LOL.
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The rush of blood thinking it was a good idea must have left him feeling ashamed. The only way out is to pull the foreskin over his head and disappear.
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I think whoever’s job it is to remove the twats imagery should take it more literally with a gelding. That will teach the cunt a lesson.
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Very odd, all these cunts who want to show the world their tackle could join a naturist club and let it all hang out.
Just catching up on the news, the police have charged three P’s with torching those Jewish community ambulances, must have been a blow, hoping for far right white men
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Looks like he’d have had to lift a skirting board to show off his electricals. If you’re going to be a sex pest, at least don’t be a fat ugly cunt as well.
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Must’ve thought he could tackle anything.
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I wonder if Ginger Minger Rayner will employ similar tactics to drum up votes at the next election ? 🤔
Or has more or less everyone already seen her massive axe wound ?
Good morning 👍
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Well she’s got nothing that she hasn’t already shown to Boris across the dispatch box.
Quite a lady is Ange. The only woman in history to get pregnant before she was born.
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O)T, now then boys and girls, no naugty words or insults on here, but you can go out and FUCKING ROB AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE…!
https://www.gbnews.com/news/labour-shoplifters-prisons-sentences-crime
WELCOME TO STARMERS BRITAIN.
WHAT A FUCKING PILE OF THIRD WORLD SHITE .💩
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KUCK OUT STARMFUHER
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Kick.Spastic phone
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It didn’t take long for me to digress. Today’s cup matches should still be called the 6th. Round of the FA Cup. Besides the semifinals being played on neutral grounds.
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Remove his gentleman’s sausage using a rusty knife 🔪
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Must of done it for shock value, watt he should of done was resisted the (s)urge of showing his glands..
He will have to conduct himself in the showers, to stop an overload on his ring main.
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I’ll get my nylon coat..
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I often get calls on my mobile phone which come up as ‘Suspected Spam’, so I reject them.
I think that most mobiles have the same protection.
The Marketing Companies are missing out on a trick here and should take a leak out of Liam’s book.
If a telephone canvasser were to call me and have a nice photo of her tits, or perhaps her trimmed clopper, I would be more than happy to talk to her about changing my energy supplier or taking out a funeral plan.
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Roger…👍
https://youtube.com/shorts/JK5D3o4mBRA?si=NIrlIMIFWCH3QMP8
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It looks like his bollocks are hanging underneath the drawn on eyes and could the prick be the nose and his mouth the arsehole he’s talking out of. It means his face has been the genitalia all along.
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Have been
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Test
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Why the fuck aren’t my comments posting? What a waste of bloody time.
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Trying to post a link to the excellent film, “The Fall of Minneapolis”. Is that what it is, the link?
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What puzzles me is what exactly did he hope to achieve?
Did he think a photo of his meat and two veg would cause the lady to tell him that her husband wouldn’t be there after all, her being so overcome by raging passion at the sight?
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