John Healey

is a cunt.

Fresh from counting how many ships we actually have in the Navy (see fucked up interview on LBC) he has announced that we have been monitoring Russian activity in the Atlantic north of scotchland.

He says to Putin ‘we see you, we see what you are doing and if you are very naughty there will be serious consequences’

Apparently there was one Russian attack sub and two spy subs, and these were shadowed for a month by the RN, before they retreated… a whole month so not really a retreat more likely they had completed the survey and went home for a few vodkas.

Come on John, what would be the serious consequences

‘Well they would be very serious, not just serious but very, very serious’

What the fuck was this press conference all about, trying to make us less of a laughing stock after the complete car crash LBC interview and the debacle over the deployment of HMS Dragon.

What a cunt.

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29 thoughts on “John Healey

  1. By the look of him, the only people that should be worried about him watching them are small children in school playgrounds and parks.

  2. Healy is yet another of the ghastly old waxworks in the Cabinet, who looks as if he has just crawled out of one of those Amicus horror films from the 1970s – Kweer’s House of Horror. A very gory ending should come to Darren Jones.

    • John Healey has a face for media
      Admittedly peering from beneath a blanket as hes led from court under the headline
      ‘victims may run to hundreds!! ”

      His long career is distinguished and after a apprenticeship aboard the Death Star he rose through the ranks to become chief interrogator answering only to Lord Vader.

      He enjoys politics
      Dislikes garlic
      And doesnt caste a shadow.

      • Hang on MNC you lifted that from mangledbum’s cv on link whatever didn’t you?

  3. John spent his youth standing in front of a mirror combing his hair.. now he uses furniture polish..

    Labour praising the armed forces, while fat quare Rodney and his butt plug Lord helmet try to prosecute them for past actions.
    That brittle pan̈sy should have his face stoved in with a rifle butt.

  4. Another utter cretin that cares not one jot about this country.

    He’s a fucking joke. The LBC interview was toe curling. He should have gone straight back to his constituency and resigned all offices after that debacle.

    Weird looking crypt dweller.

    • Recently the RN tracked one of the Russian ghost fleet through the channel, with their one serviceable ship.

      A Royal Fleet Auxiliary vessel armed with two GPMGs and 20 rounds.

      The Ivan’s see us too, well done John, you cunt.

    • D Notices serve apparently. That mad bag Katie Hopkins puts something on social media about the trial yesterday. We shall see.

      • D notices were abolished in the nineties Lenny, replaced by something called a DSMA which has no legal force. The ‘A’ stands for advisory. The MSM know perfectly well how to report court proceedings without prejudicing the outcome. They do it all the time.

      • Similar thing happened during liebours term in late 90s, newspaper editors where warmed that any discussion about Mangledbums private life would result in said news organs being ostracized from the government rumour mill, no contact with ministers etc. Compliance was 99.9%. Mangledbum was happy like wise Tony Bliar.

    • Theres absolutely no truth in the rumours that John Healey murders little boys and stuffs their underpants in their mouth and buries them in his garden.

      I know this for a fact because I started the rumours.

  5. So weedy a 7-year-old girl could snap him in half with her little finger. I’ve seen stronger looking breadsticks.

    When browsing internet porn he gets a pop-up message which says ‘Single girls in your area don’t want to have sex with you’.

    Morning all. Nice day for a D-notice.

  6. It’s not big grey Russian boats that are a threat, it’s the little black ones crewed by hard faced scrounging cunts with lips like scale models of the invasion fleet.

  7. I don’t like Pete Hegseth, the US equivalent of John Healey, it just highlighted the chasm between the two. ‘Secretary of War’ Hegseth who thinks he is playing Call of Duty and Healey overseeing Operation Smacked Bottom against Putins subs.

  8. We can’t defend the white cliffs Johnny least of all threaten the Cossacks with our 1 serviceable patrol boat,you telly savalas domehead 🖕…. defence of the realm! what a piss take 😩

    • We could always project a giant image of Ange’s sloshpit onto the White Cliffs of Dover.
      If that doesn’t deter the Russkies and dinghy invaders then nothing will.

  9. Tracking subs that are mapping our vital undersea cables is one thing,having the guts to sink the cunts is quite another.

    I doubt there is a single modern politician capable of such a thing,with the possible exception of Rupert Lowe.

    We are wide open to attack via these cables,cut a few and the country would descend into total murderous anarchy within a week.

    Quislings and wógs abound.

    Oven.

    Good morning.

  10. Johns family sued Bram Stoker for slander.

    Hes a complete YES man.
    Wheeled out to support weak leadership in face of blatant facts.

    Brown noses like this fascinate me.

    Where do they draw the line?
    Fraud?
    Corruption?
    Murder?

    Theyll do anything to please the Boss.
    Get a pat on the head
    Tossed a biscuit and
    Be told their a good boy.

  11. Fuck this bloke. About as threatening as a covids marshal. Too Kweer is probably excited at the prospect of having his coastline probed by all those Ivan sailors. Such naughty boys!

    Good morning. everyone.

  12. ” We see you ” is his go to phrase.

    Well John, we see you.

    And it’s a pretty pathetic sight 😞.

    You useless fucking lightweight.

    Our armed forces are a shadow of their former self.

    And everyone knows it.

    You useless cunt.

    Fuck off.

    Good morning 🌞😎👍

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