Wassat? Well we had it once in the shape of the most extensive merchant and naval marine in the world for over 200 years linking together all our possessions and colonies across the globe. Very lucrative. Note they do not teach this is schools any longer other than as a dastardly racist organ of oppression and exploitation of Brown People innit. All started falling apart at the end of WWII as the Americans started demanding vast chunks of it to repay their War Debt and to supplant GB’s status in the world.. The era of Britain on its uppers and resultant cutbacks started from then Big Time.
So it has continued to the point where there is nothing left to cut back and Team GB is forced to large it in the world with illusion and delusion. So we come to the Cyprus shite show and the ignominious fuck up re an inability to show the flag on a destroyer and chase away a few Iranian/chose a proxy drones (admittedly nasty things now). Hardly need reminding The Community that said destroyer, while it allegedly does exist, remains sat in a dock in Portsmouth awaiting the solution of “technical problems”. Latest word is it will not be ready in time to do duty in Cyprus – ever – and its role will be taken by our staunch allies The Frogs (who love us dearly). Is it too cynical to think that this suits Starmerdramer perfectly as it gets him out of a hole with his MPs as they oppose any British backing of Trump in the Iran fiasco? Government by deliberate incompetence.
Clearly British Ship Building is no longer the engine house of glittering technical expertise and sheer grunt that it once was (we do not know how to build fucking ships anymore) and so our brilliant experts at the MOD have come up with a specification that will save our bacon:
The Sampan D Class Destroyer
HMS Delusion, HMS Decline, HMS Distraught, HMS Depression, HMS Innit
Diesel all fuel outboard engines capable of burning recycled chip and burger oil and mounted on poles stuck out the back of the boat for ease of maintenance and variety of steerage options. Also obviating the need for a solution to the rather embarrassing problem of our latest ships leaking through the gland nuts where the prop shafts pass through into the open sea.
Shallow flat bottomed hulls to optimise use in irrelevant backwaters and money saving non harbour use (no need for harbours and dockyards innit) Hulls to be constructed from old metal cans pop riveted together under the guidance of Messrs Mo and Ali of M and A Vehicle Repairs Innit of Solihull Railway Arches, Solihull. Inclusive innit.
State of the art mind games in action to confuse the enemy who will not believe that Our Lads are actually fighting out of Sampans. All crews to be recruited from Brown People issued with catapults so Inclusive Innit and oh so deniable (eg “no comment” and “not us gov’nor”).
Armaments to be out of date and knackered with kinks introduced into gun barrels/torpedo tubes etcetera so Starmerdrama may legally claim under International Law that GB was not intentionally attempting to hit anyone. Warning Shots only innit.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
All will be well, when Starmer shells out a fortune, to shackle us within the wretched EU once more.
Fuck Off.
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Traitor.Hang him.
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60 years of progressive left-wing cuntery have bought our once mighty country to this point.
Self-hating liberals have captured universities, trade unions and all of politics since at least the 70’s, probably earlier.
The 80’s were excellent, but the lefties were consolidating their power bases behind the scenes.
And now this country is a pathetic, broken joke populated by angry, miserable people who are too pussy (myself included) to violently revolt.
How far can we be pushed before the zit pops and politicians are finally murdered or the Army stages an uprising?
Either way, Britain’s potential re-ascent into a proud country will hopefully involve lots of immigrants being brutally dismembered.
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The first 1m50s of this excruciating interview tells you all you need to know about the state of the Royal Navy..This fucking useless prick is supposed to be our Defence Minister:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRyWx9dHcLo
Excellent cunting.
Good morning all.
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He’s a clueless twat
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What a dithering twat!
Still, you cunt understand his utterly pathetic performance when you realise that the idea of being Defence minister is a complete anathema to Socialist MPs & Healey was probably told he was doing it because someone had to.
Probably wanted to be minister for Trans-Rights or Immigration rather than defence. Cunt
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‘can’ not cunt, fuckin iPad shit.
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This is the quality of GB politics today. No wonder GB is a THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE..!
After Trump has finished bombing the Iranian sand n****s could he please bomb Londonstabistan..🔥
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No point have British sea power, if no one is willing to wield it.
Invaded daily by apes on dinghies.
We should be sailing warships straight at them, and that includes border farce and the RNLI, give those cunts something to rescue, even if it they own people.
I saw a video yesterday of a mob tearing open a roller shutter at some shitty sports shop, five worthless plod standing and watching.. to scared to intervene..
But taxpayers with a union Jack in their hands, send in the riot squad..
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I remember the Falkland’s war.
No fucking around.
Maggie sent an amada of boats and a couple of submarines 13.000km, half way around the world.
The single destroyer, sent painfully late from the UK to assist with defending British soil took a full week to reach Gibraltar, and I don’t think it made it any further.
A team of university rowers could have got there much quicker in one of their boats.
Starmer has run up millions of pounds in foreign travel.
For what?
Is he under the delusion that Britain is relevant?
The conflict in Iran should have been a wake up call for the cunt.
Start building boats, even though it will be a decade before they are ready for service.
Bring back national service because the nation is full of sissies and póófters.
And start using the vast amount of energy under the North Sea.
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@art….never has the phrase ….
Oooh sailor been more appropriate ⚓…. captain I’ve hoisted the flag 🏳️🌈 …ooh thanks have a tot of sex on the yardarm 🫡💋
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As is the usual nonsense from our political ‘leaders’, the initial batch of Type 45s like HMS Dragon, was supposed to be 14 & has ended up as 6, cos that’s sufficient apparently if the trialled Combined Engagement Capability was installed, which sounds like a bollocks made-up excuse to save money to me. But anyway, that’s irrelevant too, because that idea has been shelved, so where we once needed 14, we are now making do with 6.
Perhaps if our filthy quisling scum politicians spent less on the dogshit that washes ashore & less on the lazy cunts that have no intention of working, ever, then we might have a few quid more towards proper naval forces & the fleet we actually need, rather than a make-do flotilla.
Cunts.
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Current HMRC annual income tax take £331Bn
Current government annual welfare expenditure £333Bn.
We need to bring back the workhouses for the bone idle, national service for the chavs and deport every last one who shouldn’t be here.
Then we might have some kind of budget to defend our territory with.
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Gotta be higher now, with the increases on fuel over the last fortnight, 20million a day to the revenue I read somewhere last week.
Fucking disgrace, but we are such a bunch of cucks we believe the government when they say it’s the energy companies’profeteering’ FFS.
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British oil and gas companies are subject to a 78% ‘windfall’ tax.
It’s the government keeping the prices high, through sheer greed and incompetence.
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So it seems the “peace dividend” after the collapse of the Soviet Union was nothing more than a heap of shit.
More wise decision making and strategic masterstroke from our Great Leaders.
The filthy fucking cunts.
HMS Oven.
Good morning.
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Love
Exciting and new.
Come aboard
We’re expecting you
Love boat
So sang Jack jones.
If the Love Boat was British
Youd be lucky to get wanked off in a life boat.
The greatest naval power the world has ever seen
Reduced to 2 rowing boats and a pleasure cruiser.
Its a disgrace.
The Westminster rats are to blame.
Mainly the tories,
14years of sitting on their hands.
The treacherous cunts.
More interested in eating birthday cake.
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The root of the problem is decades of giving too much away to lazy lying cunts and their hard faced shit progeny who haven’t done a day’s work in their ungrateful taxpayer funded lives and never will. Here’s my short and simple manifesto: get out of bed and pay your own way or fuck off and die, cunts, and leave the keys to your motabilty cars with me.
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Yes UT, it was once true that the priority of the government was protection of the UK. Nowadays, the first priority is ensuring they get sufficient votes to stay in power, all the better to keep their snouts in the trough. So consequently, money that should be spent on defence is directed at the best way they can think of to ensure the continuance of their own comfortable existence. Which basically means anyone of a shaded hue & the bone-idle.
Politicians are, without exception, unmitigated slimy cunts.
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A shit show.Send all the pavement apes back to France and stop spunking money on them.Not rocket science.Take care of your own country first Herr Starmfuher said stop licking Euro arse.Spineless cunt.
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AND.Chinese keyboard.
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Bushmeat seized in southeast London.
Large quantities of antelope and rat meal impounded.
Well, theres easter ruined.
Just wouldn’t be the same without roast rat on the table.
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I’m surprised that Tesco and Waitrose haven’t caught on to the bush meat craze sweeping the UK.
If the supermarkets have Halal sections for the goat rapists, then surely not having a section of rotting and maggot riddled mystery meat is discrimination against the Robertson’s.
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‘in the navy,you can sail the seven seas,in the navy’ 🎶
Now with the pitiful ‘armada’ at our disposal you’ll be lucky if you get up and down the Solent 😩…. obviously flying the 🇵🇸 flag in case of hurting sensitivities of our replacements 👍… HMS ACHMED
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Hopefully the main parties will an absolutely brutal lube-free, elbow-deep Lubbocking at the upcoming local elections, not that there’s any decent candidates to vote for; I’d trust Reform about as as far as I’d trust my hand not to slip if I somehow found myself shaving Kwier with a cutthroat razor.
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Seen that new archbishop of Cadbury?
Sure its that kid of the posh next door neighbours in George&Mildred?
Tristan.
who’d seriously take religious advice from a fishsupper?
Your own rulebook says your a degenerate and will burn in hellfire for your unholy lifestyle.
Happy easter😁
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Not cadburys mis, nestle she was the first milky bar kid, before transitioning and finding god.
https://share.google/hlCZSmurgT4ikUXMR
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Isn’t that John Denver?
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Here’s a safe pic:
https://share.google/upbeRdXIYGp2rbKYY
That’s not a woman, surely to God?
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She very likely doesn’t believe in Jebus…but makes a very nice living anyway.
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There appears to be a hint of Adams apple there, in my opinion.
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It’s Michael Fabricunt.
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Is there still a Milkybar kid?
Probably a sooty nowadays.
Rat flavoured white chocolate
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https://share.google/W0FR7ThNqsQIHxF7E
Still however thought giving a black kid a gun, hadn’t done their homework..
That’s how fentanyl george started out..
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We are irrelevant on the world stage, or any other come to that, 40plus years of lefties in education, government and the civil service have seen to it, Starmer can spout bolloclks all he wants, the reality is we have nothing to offer.
More Admirals than ships, more Air Vice Marshall’s than aircraft and more Colonels than tanks.
The harsh truth is nothing works, and if attacked we could not defend ourselves for more than a few hours, but why worry when our so called government is actively encouraging the invasion and destroying the country from within.
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Our Army could fit into Old Trafford and enough room to spare 🤦
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A fine example of this idiocy is the decision to build two new aircraft carriers,without the vital defensive armada to keep them safe from attack.
As it stands they are simply giant expensive floating graveyards,unless the U.S Navy offers to protect them.
Laughable.
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Has HMS Dragon got to the Mediterranean yet?!!
Fuck sake.
Two blokes in one of those swan pedalos could of got there by now.
What a embarrassment.
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HMS Drag On
Skippered by Captain Pugwash
Just rounded the Isle of Wight
‘Full steam ahead me hearties’
Heading westwards.
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Don’t forget they’ve got 4 F35s (3 out of service, obviously) & a helicopter apiece. Force projection UK style.
Relax everyone, the Isle of Wight is safe.
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I’m of the opinion that the Navy should make Andy Flintoff an Admiral,get him pissed and stick him in a pedalo…
Better than any modern destroyer.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.espncricinfo.com/story/rewind-andrew-flintoff-and-the-pedalo-853261%3fplatform=amp
Magic.
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The Yanks sent half a dozen ships and almost 5,000 Marines and sailors from South Korea in the time it took Starmer to send a single ship to Cyprus from the UK.
However, the new Archbishop of Canterbury Sarah Doolally is praying for peace in the Middle East today so that should mitigate our loss of navel supremacy.
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Personally, I’m praying for Orange Don to go to the tactical nuke option on all the major cities, plus wherever they suspect the gobshite raghead mouthpieces are.
‘This our version of Hell, Achmed, what’s yours?’
‘Say hello to Allah for me.’
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The American who banged out of the F15 over Iran has been rescued.
Unalloyed good news. Hopefully lots of brown people were shot in the operation.
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Just discovered already posted by Leonardo hours ago.
Well done mate.
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My father survived this:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HMS_Warwick_(D25)
For what..?
They shouldn’t have bothered..!
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Haves for Ofs,
come and get your
Haves for Ofs.
It will improve your grammar no end.
Come and get ‘em whilst stocks last.
Haves for Ofs, only a few left.
SOLD.
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https://www.reuters.com/article/world/russia-calls-britains-new-aircraft-carrier-a-convenient-target-idUSKBN19K0X9/
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@Thomas
You might like this book by Major-General Richard Hilton. “Imperial Obituary: The Mysterious Death of the British Empire”. A brilliant history of our empire and what happened to it, and how to rescue our country from the mess it was in by the 1960s. It is clear that in 1968, all the problems he was describing were what many of us now consider recent. All patriots should read this. Btw, it was out of print until recently, hence the free download link below, but it has recently been brought back into print by Wylfings for those who might like to support the publisher.
https://dokumen.pub/imperial-obituary-the-mysterious-death-of-the-british-empire.html
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Rum sodomy and very few ships, rather sad really considering what Great Britain used to field in the big nasty fuck off boat division. Today our destroyers are much less capable than our allies and possible enemies, carry fewer missiles, only really good for air defence with an amazing radar mind. All being retrofitted with anti ship missiles and other goodies. Cheapskate bastards one and all. One almost hates to bring up anti submarine capability, but hey in the wokeverse theres no need for nasty shit and women have cocks amen
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OT but my piss is boiling. News on the telly at 13:00. BBC news put back due to fuck knows what. ITV news reported the rescue of the American airman. BBC news, delayed to 13:15 reported the story, sounded positively disappointed. Extensive coverage of the Iranian view claiming the rescue mission was a failure(WTF?!) and sounded positively disappointed that the American was rescued. Mrs Brain is asking why the fuck we are still paying the telly tax and I’ve no valid response. I think I’m going to have to switch off the distribution amplifier and stop paying.
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The BBC was banking on the airman being captured and paraded on Iranian state TV in a propoganda coup and Trump forced into a humiliating climbdown and for them to keep platforming Iranian dissidents who for some reason are living over here.
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Just cancel the direct debit, arfur. Don’t bother with letting them know. Fuck each and every one of them, BBC pricks.
I cancelled my payment 4+ years ago.
All they’ll do is send you a vaguely threatening letter every 5 weeks or so…meaningless, an utter paper tiger.
They’ve not sent one of their goons round yet, alas.
When they do, I’m looking forward to accusing him or her of aiding and abetting pædophilia, which is what payment of the licence fee ultimately boils down to.
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As long as you promise to post it on your YouTube channel, Cunt Engine.
The TV licenencing Gestapo being told to fuck off is hilarious as are Labour canvessers.
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Afternoon LL…it might be a lady in her late 40’s.
Goon ‘Mr Cunt Engine’ do you own a TV?’
‘I sure do…but I don’t need a licence, honest’
*gives her a conspiritorial wink*
‘In order to ascertain whether or not you can receive a broadcast signal, I’ll need to observe your televsion.’
‘Of course, it’s in the basement. Come with me.’
*slides the syringe out of my inside pocket*
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likewise Thomas, I’ve been itching to cunt the first ‘enforcement officer’ to darken my doorstep but alas, I’m just filling up my recycling bin with all their ludicrous threats.
Fannies the lot of ’em
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STOPPED PAYING THE BOLSHEVIK BROADCASTING TAX YEARS AGO..!
DEFUND THE BBC..
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Thought their cunt of a website had the same vibe of disappointment. Barely stop themselves from licking Iranian arse, the utter fucking scum.
I for one hope that Don totally loses his shit with the Iranians & gives them the fucking over he’s promised them for the Hormuz fuckabout.
Anti American Commie BBC cunts.
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Iran have just announced that Strait of Homoz is to remain closed, TSG.
Well, that’s what they’ve told the public.
Privately, the mullahs, Trump, Xi Jinping and Putin will be sitting down to a sumptuous meal later on to discuss how to get WW3 to commence.
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Geordie Twatt…do you always snıģger whenever ‘the Strait or Hurmurz’ is mentioned?!
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