and are a cunt.
Fucking funny…and a bit of a cunting all in one.
Apparently some blick Christian ‘minister’ offered baptisms in a pool in her garden in Birmingham. So some gormless cunt from Brixton decided that’s right up his street, so travels to Birmingham to see this bird, and then drowns during the baptism! Was all filemd for facebook, then promptly removed (unfortunately!)
Anyway, here’s the BBC link (note no mention of ethnicity..thought they could get away with it, as the names appear more traditionally white than blick, but another link clears this up.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
I was baptised as a baby and confirmed at the age of 12 by the Bishop of Newcastle.
I still go to Holy Communion at St Adolfs every Sunday.
I wouldn’t say the Vicar is particularly right-wing, but he’s had an image of Fentanyl George embroidered into all the kneelers.
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I was baptised by the visiting provost of Mombassa. What the fuck he was doing in Peterborough in the early 80’s I don’t know but I got my chubby face in the local rag.
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I went to Mombasa whilst on a jolly in Kenya. SHITHOLE..!
I walked into a spiders web the size of a fucking dustbin lid. Luckily whatever spun it wasn’t at home otherwise I might not be enjoying the musings on Isaac..
STARMER IS A FUCKING DICTATOR.
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Drowning one of her customers isn’t exactly the sort of publicity that’s going to help her business succeed. If baptisms aren’t her area of expertise then she’ll just have to rely on her good looks.
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