and are a cunt.
Fucking funny…and a bit of a cunting all in one.
Apparently some blick Christian ‘minister’ offered baptisms in a pool in her garden in Birmingham. So some gormless cunt from Brixton decided that’s right up his street, so travels to Birmingham to see this bird, and then drowns during the baptism! Was all filemd for facebook, then promptly removed (unfortunately!)
Anyway, here’s the BBC link (note no mention of ethnicity..thought they could get away with it, as the names appear more traditionally white than blick, but another link clears this up.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
Baptism is rather dangerous for your average Robertson.
They swim like a brick and have been known to drown in puddles.
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If the fire brigade weren’t there, you just know this one would have gone to the great waddymelon patch in the sky.
Video: Fire crew ‘rescue’ a woman after getting stuck in shallow water | Daily Mail Online https://share.google/QLhBvoSk3ekKRj53Z
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I’d have liked to’ve seen that footage; it all sounds very odd.
How does a 48 year old female gibbon drown a 61 year old man?
Was he a spacco?
As Chuff Chugger says, his name gives no clue to his ethnicity, although he was probably a Robertsob’s too…birds of a feather and all that.
Much like Eric the Eel, everyone knows that sambos aren’t too good underwater.
Presumably God wasn’t overly happy with this baptism, so maybe needs the content of his hard drive investigating?
Good morning to one and all.
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The links says he was called Robert Smith I know they haven’t had a hit since the 80s, but surely it hasn’t come to this for The Cure frontman.
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Good morning Cap’n and all.
The same cure who gave us the track “The Same Deep Water as You”?
More like “The Same Deep Water in Yam Birmingham”.
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Morning Masky.
Didn’t they drown in a wardrobe in one of their videos?
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Have you been wicked or sinful? Worried about masturbating or swearing? The lord baby Jeebus will ‘waah away’ you sins. Ha-layy-loolyaa.
Just send £10k and you’ll be taken to some grimey, condom-strewn lake or piss-ridden river where you’ll be dunked until gOD has cleansed you. Discount if it’s done in five minutes at my gaff in Birmingham.
Please not: Not liable for weil’s disease, crocodiles attacks, or drowning.
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Dont get em wet.
And dont feed em after midnight.
The cunt was dead soon as he put a foot in the paddling pool.
They swim like bricks.
This cheered me up.
Like one of those stories at the end of the news about a dog that surfboards or squirrel and a cat that are best mates.
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Youd think with a name like ‘ Bob’ hed of been more bouyant in water?
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Not necessarily Mis, just ask Robert Maxwell.
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To be fair your average pavement ape, would drown in a overfilled bowl of soup..
I have been seeing lots of Indians drowning on twitter. Literally being watched by their friends..
One for you Thomas..
https://x.com/i/status/2048567255554838873
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Just stand there and watch him float face down and do nothing. 😂😂😂
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A chicken leg or banana suspended above a paddling pool killed 568 people in the congo.
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Still you can’t beat Indians and trains..
https://x.com/i/status/2048828497884320213
I could watch that all day..
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You’ve got to hand it to the Guptas for their sense of urgency. I’ve seen quicker moving glaciers.
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Dear me,another ethnic idiotic mess for the taxpayer to sort out.
Another day another blek panto.
Oven.
Good morning.
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To be fair,which I invariably am,the cunt probably drowned himself rather than gaze upon that hideous creature a moment longer.
Send it back to the Congo.
Good grief.
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There have always been loads of African origin people, starting their own churches but not fully understanding the Christian concept. I think it’s a bit like the Nigerian Prince scam letters, they think there’s a few Bob in it for them. Years ago I was a governor of a Church of England school which was heavily over subscribed. We use to get letters from “church ministers “ asking us to let their children into the school. Led, by the local Rector, the chairman of governors, who remarked “we don’t want those sort of people in here” the letters were binned. We had a proper CofE back then.
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Perhaps she drowned Brixton Boy because he forgot to mug someone for the collection money before leaving home.
Reverend Drowner’s had her garden rewilded into an African swamp to give her traditional baptisms an authentic vibe. So if the drowning had failed the crocodiles would have got him anyway.
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https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-12641239/Extraordinary-footage-shows-grandfather-died-baptism-ceremony-lying-face-paddling-pool-five-minutes-pastor-congregation-seemingly-fail-notice.html
Unbelievable. Poor buggęr had Parkinsons and they managed to drown him in front of onlookers whilst seemingly also baptising another man next to him.
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Brixton swimming baths and Brixton library are the loneliest places on earth
Whilst Brixton KFC often has crowds ten deep.
The swimming pool has a shallow end that gradually runs to the deep end of 2ft.
Armbands are compulsory.
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thanks for that extra link for my nom sickie. I did add another in my nom as I alluded to, but admin only included the bbc one. 👍
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Dickie….sorry predictive text.
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Parkinson’s disease not cured by drowning, she claimed he had a glimpse of heaven, fucking right 10 secs after going in the pool he was at arrivals. Wonder who got the car?
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This mental case will certainly feel the full force of the law. Or at least the version created for people of colour.
She’s in deep shit.
She could even be looking at a suspended sentence.
That’ll teach her.
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Jesus wouldn’t of drowned.
He walked on water,
Reason he was Galilee and Jerusalem state waterski champion 10years running.
Always in the water,
Fishing, baptisms,
He could pick up a rubber brick off the seabed while wearing hos nightie.
Probably a surfer too.
Long hair an sandals.
Dude.
So if you drown its jesus rejecting you.
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I don’t care what your name is, you’re not walking on the water while I’m fishing!
Morning Mis, all. I know Slade Road well. We lived within walking distance for years. Very useful access to the main roundabout at ground level for Spaghetti Junction. They didn’t drown folks in the back gardens there in our day.
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Something similar happened when I tried to convert my neighbour, Mo, to Christianity.
I used two cumberland sausages in the shape of a crucifix and pressed that into his greasy brown forehead.
He shrieked ‘save me Allah!” and faded away to nothing, like in ‘Salem’s Lot’.
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Did she sit on his face?
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“Nah, y’all listen up! Ah know yo is hungry and want yo frah chiggun. But the load haf mercy on those who repint. We is come here today because this man a sinner! Now wha is a tellin yo all about dat shit? Because rat now, he ain’t gwyyin up ta heavin! The evil spirits weighin him down! But day is good in him as his donation shows. Now Jermaine gonna bring over that hose n bucket…”
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Somethings not quite right, like Al Jolson sang, he should’ve gone “Bob Bob Bobbin’ Along” not Glug Glug Glug..
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One less pavement apes to fuss over 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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APE SPASTIC PHONE
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Steady
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Rejoice, Hosanna in the highest. He drowned because he was a true believer, if he floated, a witch ready for the hellfire of eternal damnation be he. Praise the good Lord, Amen.
This message was brought to you by the Almighty Yasur, whom would like you to buy him and Shackles a beer. Presum Yasur.
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That video will be enough to convict her gross negligence manslaughter, these self appointed god botherer types have no common sense. Would stand in a church that’s on fire and sing and pray that god will put it out.
What a cunt 😂
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When he arrived he was quite chilled out.
Oblivious to the horror that was about to unfold……..
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2hKyADod7u4
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Should never have gone into this, blacks are like a fish out of water.
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