We Are Mugs!

Can’t cunt the channel scum, can’t cunt the shyster lawyers, the only cunts here are our weak fucking government(s)

Compo for migrants who had their phone confiscated, yep, arrive illegally and if your phone is taken to find out who you contacted to get on the rubber ferry then the good old ECHR is coming to your rescue.

The Dutch or Danes (one of them) have a law that any assets over a certain amount (1200 Euro I think) that a migrant owns will be taken to help pay for the cost of putting them in whatever accommodation is allocated.

We are fucking useless, can’t even take a phone, it’s against their human rights, but I thought we gave the cunts phones anyway

£200 K, £500 K. And could rise because the home office are now being told to inform the channel scum to seek legal advice.

We Are Fucking Mugs!

What is our governments response, it’s the fault of the previous government, well let’s see if they take the money back to pay for accommodation.

Labour don’t give a shit, it’s free money, well our money.

It’s a national emergency! Week after week one of these cunts sexually assaults or rapes an underage girl, what’s the answer we hear from the home office, anyone committing these crimes will feel the full force of the law, well I am sure the parents and children will be reassured.

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45 thoughts on “We Are Mugs!

  1. But all I hear is these poor wretches are fleeing for their lives from war zones..

    They don’t even have time to pack their mums,wives,sisters or daughters.

    But have time to hit the nearest car phone warehouse, for a new smartphone..

    This will be the new cash for crash.. there was 400 paķìs in that dinghy and they all had iPhones..

    Die already Rodney..

  2. It was the Danes who confiscated phones, jewellery and cash to pay for the asylum processing fee.

    Usually, asylum claims are rejected based on the fact that you would had to travel through every other safe country in Europe to get to Denmark. A fair assumption, based on common sense.

    Asylum seekers who are a pain in the arse, but can’t be deported (think Abu Hamza) get stuck on a remote island called Lindholm, with one ferry a week to the mainland.

    They’re stuck there until such time they get bored and claim their free one way ticket back to Shitholeistan.

    (See my previous posts utilising west Falkland for this purpose).

    It can be done, but there has to be a government in place with the backbone to see it through.

    • If any of us cunters were in charge, all dinghy scum would be turned around halfway across the Channel by a fully-funded Royal Navy bearing lovely new Phalanx guns.
      Or better still, gunned down until they were atomised.
      Morning Odin/all.

      • Halfway is generous. I’d install some navigational aids exactly on the halfway line, marker buoys spaced within shooting range of each other.
        Naturally with a built in defence system operated by remote control, any unidentified boat approaching the halfway, one warning flare and a minute to allow turning round and fucking off back to France, if it does not change course, then bbrrrrrrttttt as the warthog says.

      • Nice to see the fucking UN opposed the idea – another bunch of enabling cunts.

    • I was thinking that the sheep on the Falklands have done nothing to deserve having the scum and dregs of the planet inflicted on them, Odin.

      My proposal is the we utilise some of the decommissioned North Sea platforms as holding facilities, until such time as they beg to be return to there own Turd World country.

  3. I am sure that Two Kweer will be gone in May. The “Peter Files” will finally do for him, sadly though Labour will drift on for another 2/3 years till they are euthanized – hopefully for a generation at least. The only ones who will be upset will be the illegal immigrants.

  4. Driving through Crowborough yesterday at about midday, high street blocked on one side by police cars pulled over, police holding a tanned gentleman to the ground.

    Never ever seen anything like that in the middle of the day in Crowborough, so it’s nice to see a spot of enrichment already visiting this sleepy upmarket Sussex town.

  5. I’m going to totally ignore this farcical information just like I’ve been doing from the very start. Where I live and the way I live hasn’t changed one iota. At my age I can’t be bothered and pretend the era is anything I choose. I don’t watch or read the news and go about the daily grind to suit myself. If you take any notice you’d go round the twist.

  6. We’re about to be mugged off yet again, due to the latest Middle East shenanigans.
    The BBC have been busy ramping up the plight of the Iranians rhetoric in preparation for our new batch of impending arrivals.
    And that ghastly Ratcliffe woman is already earning a few bob from the papers with her tales of woe.
    All of which will be noted by our hand wringing civil service.
    They won’t need to bother themselves with dinghies this time round.
    They’ll end up flying here. Gratis.

  7. They arrive in the country illegally and are immediately given access to the legal system.

    How does that work?

    Hardly any of them are European but they all refer to the European Court of Human Rights.

    You may have read about the 500.000 illegal immigrants that are eligible for a residency visa in Spain.
    This is allegedly open for undocumented immigrants who can prove that they have been in Spain since July last year and have no criminal record.

    The move has been heavily criticised by Vox, our ‘Reform’ party, (but better represented and much more right wing).

    Just how the government know that there are 500.000 of them if they are illegal and undocumented is a mystery.

    They are supposed to be required to fill the labour gap in the agricultural and tourism industries.

    So basically fruit pickers and waiters.

    These are sectors which notoriously pay cash in hand at extremely low wages.
    The government want to bring these people into the system where they can be taxed and the employers will have to pay our equivalent of social security.

    That will drive consumer prices up and put a further strain on our health system which they will all be able to use.

    Like the UK, illegal immigrants here also get free access to the legal system.

    However, British people here who get caught for being in the country illegally, and lacking the almost impossible to obtain documentation can be given 3 days to leave the country without any need for a court case.

    The UK is not the only place with a 2 tier system.

    The only difference in Spain is that anyone that doesn’t work will get nothing, or at best very little out of the system.

    If you don’t work then you don’t eat.

    The immigrants here know that, so the lazy and feckless are the ones that make the journey north to Calais and end up in a street near you.

    • It’s what 80years of left of centre politics does to a country. With the exception of the golden thatcher years.

  8. Unfortunately we are a nation of rule followers,which has benefited us in the past but has been used by weak politicians as an excuse for doing fuck all with quite disastrous consequences.

    “Brexit” was a prime example of this,the entire reason leaving became such a huge issue was the idiocy of following every EU directive to the letter whilst countries like Italy and France would happily ignore anything they’d signed up for if it didn’t suit them.

    The “rules” have become weaponised by enemies at home and abroad yet still the scūm of Westminster hide behind them instead of ignoring them.

    The migrants,lawyers,terrorísts,EU and China are laughing at us.

    We require a 21st century Cromwell.

    Good morning.

  9. Oh so that’s what it says (mug), I had noticed something written across my forehead in the mirror when I was shaving.
    Anyway I thought it was “European” human rights guff, not there for the use of just any old rubbish that washes up on our beaches.
    mornin’ all.

  10. This is up there with the new idea of paying illegals £40,000 to fuck off.
    How about 40p and a savage beating with a cricket bat.

    We can start with that ugly pàki home secretary who is floating the idea.

    Failed asylum seeker families to be offered up to £40k to leave https://share.google/Fna5t16dA694EB7gy

    • 40k is probably cheaper than the various court costs that they would run up.

      If they have been blatantly breaking the law then I see no reason why they should be allowed to use the same legal system free of charge to fight their cases.

      I know for a fact that there are British people who are desperate to get out of the UK.
      These people have money to support themselves in the short term and are capable and willing to work in the long term.

      If any of them were to enter any country, including any European country illegally they would be put on the first flight back, at their own expense.

      The border forces and police would do that.
      No court case required.

  11. Every story or article that’s similar to this that’s published is another nail in the Labour coffin. Another taxpayer will think “I’ve had enough of this shit” and vote Reform at the next election. Keep the stories coming.

    Eventually this shit has to stop. There’s only so much money available. Labour can’t keep buying votes.

  12. I’ve come to the conclusion that the real scum are the white hand wringing liberal cucks, judiciary, brainwashed masked up antifa types,lefty luvvies and the real eu loving civil service blob….the migrants? can you blame them with the goodies that they obtain once they set one foot on this ONCE great nation…nah it’s the enemy within that deserve the real hatred 😡

    • Wimminz. It seems to me that most things are now run by stumpy, angry, middle aged wimmin. They have hounded out the pale, male and stale and are now busy making a right fuck up of everything.

  13. Start everyday from the beginning. It’s just after the war, only I’m far better off. Can’t help dipping into the past due to having access these days of reliving every detail. There wasn’t the mess people are in now who don’t have the sense they were born with. I’m using technology to relive what it was like without it.

  14. They are not rapes and assaults on under age girls. There is no age at which a girl is old enough to be raped and sexually assaulted.

    • True.

      But a girl under the age of consent cannot, by definition, agree to any sort of sex.
      Even if she wants to have sex then it’s still illegal.

      The excuses that ‘she was asking for it’, ‘she was dressed provocativley’, ‘she didn’t say no’ or ‘she instigated it’ are not relevant.

      Girls under the age of consent are always off limits.
      No exceptions.

      • Doubtless kiddie fiddlers would argue that the age of consent is a modern construct.

  15. What happened to the days when we only looked after our own. You will have to wait until you reach a certain age for it now, which is a good thing. I’m notified with phone calls and by letter when I need to be seen to for a check up. We aren’t totally being ignored.

    • The mental case is torturing us because his mummy wouldn’t let him have bow-wow. Can’t put the cunt away due to all the Mental Homes are occupied with illegal nutters.

    • Doc, that cunt was/is a human rights lawyer, an enabler of all this bullshit that we’re dealing with …& made a pretty penny out of it too.
      He is totally unsuitable to be PM or even a politician. He’s a fucking shit-stain quisling who hates his own people & country, just like every other filthy leftie Labourite git.

  16. Of all the shit we have had to endure from the sponging, invertebrate sodomites ruining the country for 20 months, last week was pure vintage. We had:

    * Mad Ed Miligoon instructing Rodney to ban our most important ally from refuelling aircraft at 2 of our bases (until this week’s inevitable U-turn).
    * An undefended RAF base on Cyprus attacked by Hezbollah without a military response.
    * A civilian aircraft sent to Oman to rescue Britons without a second pilot on board to fly it home.
    * The partner of a Labour MP arrested on espionage charges.
    * Our sole military response is to take 2 weeks to prepare and send Captain Pugwash’s pirate pedalo from Portsmouth boating lake to the Med.

    In contrast Macron is sending 8 warships, 2 helicopter carriers and an aircraft carrier to the Middle East with the intention of protecting merchant shipping in the Strait of Hormuz. Well done the French.

    Poking fun at the cowardly French and Italians is now woefully out of date. Britain is the new international butt of surrender jokes. We should all be ashamed.

    • 🎼Oh, Mandy
      Well, you came
      And you gave without taking
      But I sent you away
      Oh, Mandy
      Well, you kissed me
      And stopped me from shaking
      And I need you today
      Oh, Mandy🎵
      PS, your undercrackers are still at Jeff`s if you want them back.
      🩲

      • One other thing I forgot to mention. Last week the knee bending arse bandit invited a pile of raghead rubbish into Parliament and announced he had nothing to do with the attack on Iran, just to get a cheap round of applause to be shown on the TV News programmes.

        What a piece of cowardly appeasement shit.

    • Yeah even Blair said it was a mistake not to help the US.
      Orange Don, with his No Churchill jibe at Starmer, hit the nail on the head. 2Tier is no leader at all & would be better off going back to his chambers & noshing off office boys.

      What a pathetic excuse for a once great nation we have become & it’s the fault of every crappy PM & government since Maggie.

      • Yep, Blair is Trump’s newest bestest buddy!

        Handy that, cos when this current escapade/distraction inevitably goes pear-shaped, Donny can blame it on advice given him by his war criminal mate Tony.

  17. If we offered our own out of work tearaways free phones and money, it would be some incentive to get rid of these illegals who are taking advantage of them. Line the shores with our lads and sandbag it with the cunts already allowed in and Bob’s your uncle.

  18. Telling the unfortunate cheeky cunts that there isn’t the room and space any longer to put them. Therefore we’ve found the ideal spot to meet your needs. It’s ideally spacious, vegetated and overrun with edible animals, besides beautiful weather for setting up home. We won’t tell them where, but would love to see their faces when they land.

  19. I have no knowlege of the phone confiscation and compensation but I would imagine it is something along the lines of an upgrade scheme where upon arrival you are asked to hand over your £10 burner phone and of course will be compensated with a few grand plus a choice of the latest flagship model of your choosing.

    Which is as close as they will get to ‘Integrating’ into society, they will need their new smartphone for their new taxpayer funded bank account and for working delivering pizzas and kebabs on their new taxpayer funded illegal ebike.

  20. Stop moaning and do something. Stop paying for the BBC. Stop patronising foreign businesses. Don’t buy from adverts that advertise on any mainstream media provider. Don’t buy newspapers etc etc. Join Restore Britain or Remigration Now. Buy the bare minimum from Supermarkets, not sugary and fatty poison.

    Do something to change the country.

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