are a cunt.
I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago.
Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due.
An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering.
It goes like this…….
The competitors have to run uphill wearing skis.
They then have to go around an obstacle course before taking off their skis to run up a flight of stairs.
Once negotiated they have to put their skis back on and continue running uphill.
At the top of the hill they once again take their skis off to remove the traction pads which allow them to finish the final part of the course, skiing downhill.
Absolutely pointless.
It occurs to me that if you wanted to go uphill you would take off your skis and put on boots that would give you a better chance.
Unless you were being chased by a polar bear or something, then you would not be in that much of a hurry.
If you knew that there were obstacles on your route you wouldn’t wear skis to get through them.
They would be a liability.
And a flight of stairs…. What the fuck is that all about?
The winter Olympic committee should just own up and admit that there really isn’t that much that can be done on snow and ice, certainly not enough to fill a 2 week competition.
Seconded. In the style of Humza Yousaf.
As the winter olympics draws to a close what we have witnessed is a fortnight celebration of haram sports in WHITE Italian snow and ice.
WHITE women camel toes, WHITE man penis injections to gain sporting aerodynamic advantages, WHITE Canadians cheating at curling on WHITE ice.
Speaking of curling, aerial views of WHITE women jiggling their lycra clad meaty WHITE rumps suggestively as the sweep stones.
On to figure skating, White women wearing less than even a typical WHITE slag on a night out back here in Glasgow.
Skiing, A bunch of WHITES skiing both uphill and downhill on WHITE snow, all while sporting bulges and camel toes.
Non sports such as snowboarding, Ice hockey, speed skating, full of WHITES.
Bobsleigh, Luge, Skeleton, the latter being worst for in your face WHITE camel toe viewing.
All watched and cheered on by crowds of WHITES.
Nominated by the Artful cunter and seconded by Cunt of the Isles.
Bet all the climate change nutters are still waiting for the slightest thaw. There’s more likely to be serious frostbite problems if anything.
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We didn’t go in for winter sports in the past. They were something done by the Nordic and alpine types with their cowbells, chalets and fondues. David Vine would use words like luge, men’s downhill and Val d’Isere on ‘Ski Sunday’ and no one knew what the fuck he was talking about.
Then this bloke single-handedly changed everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UAwQ0pe460
He had guts.
Which I thought he was going to spill all over the snow.
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58th out of 58.
Which is higher than Rodney would come if he stood in a by-election today.
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Wasn’t he a plasterer, self funding not like these ‘elite’ competitors of today.
I seem to remember Steve Ovetts brother taking up the luge or tea tray so he could go to the Olympics, not that he was any good but there were so few Brits doing it that he a good chance of qualifying.
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Trump offered to give the U.S men’s ice hockey champs a military flight home so they would be in time to celebrate their achievement at the State of the Union event where he was speaking. He joked that he would have to do the same for the women’s team who also won or he would be impeached. Of course the wimminz spat the dummy and declined his offer…probably the worst thing he has done this week.
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Years ago I used to break all records for getting to work on time, by sleeping in my clothes I’d had on all week and still had time to put cardboard in my worn out shoes.
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Thomas @
Eskimos are orange because they eat whale blubber.
They look a bit chinky but are closer to the red indian in America.
They dont bother cooking food they eat it frozen.
They go to farm foods they think the fridges a pick n mix.
This might sound a bit racist but its just
Scientific fact.
Ive nowt against the dogeaters.
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Off topic but this is so funny
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5GKPelTkFLQ
Sadly not enough tears, he will be on ze list 😂
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He didn’t have him in the Iranian Is a Cunt Dead Pool.
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I think he said they killed his mam.
Or is that imam.
Either way, who gives a fuck.
👳🏾
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Piss be upon him…Oops
too late, as he’s toast.
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Now we have the winter paralympics. What does it matter how many limbs you have strapped to a tea tray?
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They should definetly do Yeti wrestling in a P.T Barnum style big top with unicycling midgets and other hideous freaks as a sideshow.
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The blacks pentathlon consists of ; Arriving in the country unannounced, stealing a strangers possessions and committing murder before pleading innocent.
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Does the modern pentathlon include getting more from benefits in said country than the natives get?
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Most BBC shows would be better on ice. It would help get viewers back. Casualty on Ice would be brilliant. Then they could revive old shows. The Black and White Minstrels on Ice would offer an unsurpassed televisual extravaganza. Could the legendary Sir Jimmy Savile skate? If so, his corpse could be dug up to preside over Clunk Click on Ice. Of course, Question Time on Ice would still be utter shit.
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Fine thoughts sir.
Question Time on Ice could be good,they could put all the know-it-all Free Free Palesticine cunts and the definitely not handpicked audience on a BBC taxpayer funded exact replica of the Titanic,then have the Israeli Air Force,I mean bobsleigh team,MOAB the cunts to smithereens.
Next to an iceberg with Celine Dion on it.
Perfect.
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I’d replace the winter olympics with drunken winter olympics for a better quality of accident.
As for the summer, naked olympics like back in the original days.
100m sprints where the women end up with black eyes from their bouncing tits as they run, sand rapidly entering cavities as they land the long jump and even the equestrian nonsense might be worth a watch with bouncing jugs galore.
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Didn’t even know it was going on.
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There should be an event for sickle cell sufferers, where a hammer is introduced.
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Didn’t the winter Olympics used to have the skiing a bit, shooting some targets and then skiing a bit more event?
That was reasonably interesting. What happened to that?
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That sounds like a James Bond film with Roger Moore, Odin.
Moore did some skiing, raised an eybrow, then more improbable skiing.
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Didn’t one of the skiers throw a motorbike at Roger in that one?
Should have disqualified the cunt.
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Yep, they still have that event, for each miss they have to do a bit more skiing
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I see Neil Sedaka shook a 7 on Friday.
Anyone have him in DP?
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Sounds more like It’s A Knockout.
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I have to say, I am rather disappointed with the lack of camel toe pics in this nom.
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Apologies for going off topic but this is something that has annoyed me for several years.
Plus I know it’s goes against the grain of roughly 95 percent of the contributors to this fine site so I’m prepared to be told I’m a cunt for thinking the wrong way.
Israel
The state of Israel and Benjamin Netanyahu are monumental cunts who should be on the wall if cunts for all eternity.
Iran is the latest domino to fall in Israel and their lapdogs the US, tedious game of regime change.
Afghanistan, Iraq, Libya , Syria.. who’s next one wonders.
There’s a strange irony to Israel’s quest for greater “lebensraum” in the area and considering the Greater Israel project was a conspiracy theory until recently but like mist other conspiracy theories, it only takes a few years to become a fact.
We’re all united on here on the whole when it comes to the religion of peace, dinghy divers and rapeugees yet without the US, Israel and Netanyahu’s mithering and murdering in the 3rd world, we probably wouldn’t have seen anything like the tsunami that we’ve seen since 2014.
So back to Iran – if there’s a few million Iranian refugees that are ready to make their way to a town or village near you – just remember to thank the evil psychopath with the comb over when they arrive.
I don’t mean Trump.
Although that stupid fat cunt is clearly in the Israeli back pockets thanks to his links to Jeff (I refer to non Jews as Goy) fucking Epstein.
The cheeky deviant bastard.
What a cluster fuck of cuntishness and we’re supposed to be the good guys in the west.
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I agree with some of your points, and your reading of the next influx of culural enrichers, but for many years the pathetic toothless ‘west’ did nothing but mutter that Israel was a bit out of order when it came the settlements. It was akin to the parent who only ever says ‘dont do that’ repeatedly to a child who is thinking ‘shut up’.However Hamas and the rest revert to type so no surprise there. It must be like trying to deal with people with the mind set of the Middle ages who also have large lethal weapons.
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Yes, I’ve noticed how people have been celebrating this latest war. As usual, people get suckered into other peoples problems, whilst being wholly distracted from their own. In this country, the left seem to be pro Islamist whilst the right has then been pro Zionist, seemingly, by default. But why should we care about these foreign problems? Our own country is increasingly in tatters.
And what have the Persians done to us anyway? Is it their fault that we seem to have been infected by this vile globalist dogma that has turned us into a deeply confused, divided, morally and financially bankrupt, zero borders shit hole?
As you say, millions of Iranian refugees incoming. Great! They won’t be going to Israel, they’ll find it hard to make it to North America, the Arab states won’t want them, and that leaves dopey old Europe as usual… with the UK the stupidest of all.
It is truly astonishing how willing the US seems to be to involve itself on behalf of Israel. Then again…
I have recently been reading the text below, which was published by Henry Ford in 1920. I found out about it after watching a, seemingly shadow-banned, film called “Europa: The Last Battle”. It isn’t on YouTube anymore, but a number of critique videos are allowed. I found a copy of it, and whilst taking it with a dose of salt, did find it to be an interesting alternative take on 20th century history. The Ford literature is, surprisingly, available through a Google search, albeit below a load of critiques.
If you read any part, check out chapters 8-10 of volume 1. I don’t suggest it is true or accurate, and have no way of knowing, but the strategies described align almost perfectly with what has happened to our country. If you ever wondered why the fk England has become what it has, and found it all a bit confusing, here is one possible explanation. Two strategies: zionism and globalism. Globalism being the modern take on the barbaric project that was Soviet bolshevism – which butchered and starved large numbers of European Christians. I repeat, this work is from 1920…
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/The_International_Jew
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Ps I couldn’t really give a monkeys about that neck of the woods or it’s inhabitants. What does concern me is the migrating birds trying to make it through, though they should be into Europe about now.
I detest the human race I really do
Oh look an unopened bottle of beer.
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