are a cunt.
I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago.
Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due.
An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering.
It goes like this…….
The competitors have to run uphill wearing skis.
They then have to go around an obstacle course before taking off their skis to run up a flight of stairs.
Once negotiated they have to put their skis back on and continue running uphill.
At the top of the hill they once again take their skis off to remove the traction pads which allow them to finish the final part of the course, skiing downhill.
Absolutely pointless.
It occurs to me that if you wanted to go uphill you would take off your skis and put on boots that would give you a better chance.
Unless you were being chased by a polar bear or something, then you would not be in that much of a hurry.
If you knew that there were obstacles on your route you wouldn’t wear skis to get through them.
They would be a liability.
And a flight of stairs…. What the fuck is that all about?
The winter Olympic committee should just own up and admit that there really isn’t that much that can be done on snow and ice, certainly not enough to fill a 2 week competition.
Seconded. In the style of Humza Yousaf.
As the winter olympics draws to a close what we have witnessed is a fortnight celebration of haram sports in WHITE Italian snow and ice.
WHITE women camel toes, WHITE man penis injections to gain sporting aerodynamic advantages, WHITE Canadians cheating at curling on WHITE ice.
Speaking of curling, aerial views of WHITE women jiggling their lycra clad meaty WHITE rumps suggestively as the sweep stones.
On to figure skating, White women wearing less than even a typical WHITE slag on a night out back here in Glasgow.
Skiing, A bunch of WHITES skiing both uphill and downhill on WHITE snow, all while sporting bulges and camel toes.
Non sports such as snowboarding, Ice hockey, speed skating, full of WHITES.
Bobsleigh, Luge, Skeleton, the latter being worst for in your face WHITE camel toe viewing.
All watched and cheered on by crowds of WHITES.
Nominated by the Artful cunter and seconded by Cunt of the Isles.
We didn’t go in for winter sports in the past. They were something done by the Nordic and alpine types with their cowbells, chalets and fondues. David Vine would use words like luge, men’s downhill and Val d’Isere on ‘Ski Sunday’ and no one knew what the fuck he was talking about.
Then this bloke single-handedly changed everything:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UAwQ0pe460
He had guts.
Which I thought he was going to spill all over the snow.
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58th out of 58.
Which is higher than Rodney would come if he stood in a by-election today.
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Wasn’t he a plasterer, self funding not like these ‘elite’ competitors of today.
I seem to remember Steve Ovetts brother taking up the luge or tea tray so he could go to the Olympics, not that he was any good but there were so few Brits doing it that he a good chance of qualifying.
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Trump offered to give the U.S men’s ice hockey champs a military flight home so they would be in time to celebrate their achievement at the State of the Union event where he was speaking. He joked that he would have to do the same for the women’s team who also won or he would be impeached. Of course the wimminz spat the dummy and declined his offer…probably the worst thing he has done this week.
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Years ago I used to break all records for getting to work on time, by sleeping in my clothes I’d had on all week and still had time to put cardboard in my worn out shoes.
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Thomas @
Eskimos are orange because they eat whale blubber.
They look a bit chinky but are closer to the red indian in America.
They dont bother cooking food they eat it frozen.
They go to farm foods they think the fridges a pick n mix.
This might sound a bit racist but its just
Scientific fact.
Ive nowt against the dogeaters.
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Off topic but this is so funny
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5GKPelTkFLQ
Sadly not enough tears, he will be on ze list 😂
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He didn’t have him in the Iranian Is a Cunt Dead Pool.
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Now we have the winter paralympics. What does it matter how many limbs you have strapped to a tea tray?
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They should definetly do Yeti wrestling in a P.T Barnum style big top with unicycling midgets and other hideous freaks as a sideshow.
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The blacks pentathlon consists of ; Arriving in the country unannounced, stealing a strangers possessions and committing murder before pleading innocent.
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Does the modern pentathlon include getting more from benefits in said country than the natives get?
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Most BBC shows would be better on ice. It would help get viewers back. Casualty on Ice would be brilliant. Then they could revive old shows. The Black and White Minstrels on Ice would offer an unsurpassed televisual extravaganza. Could the legendary Sir Jimmy Savile skate? If so, his corpse could be dug up to preside over Clunk Click on Ice. Of course, Question Time on Ice would still be utter shit.
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I’d replace the winter olympics with drunken winter olympics for a better quality of accident.
As for the summer, naked olympics like back in the original days.
100m sprints where the women end up with black eyes from their bouncing tits as they run, sand rapidly entering cavities as they land the long jump and even the equestrian nonsense might be worth a watch with bouncing jugs galore.
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