are a cunt.
I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago.
Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due.
An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering.
It goes like this…….
The competitors have to run uphill wearing skis.
They then have to go around an obstacle course before taking off their skis to run up a flight of stairs.
Once negotiated they have to put their skis back on and continue running uphill.
At the top of the hill they once again take their skis off to remove the traction pads which allow them to finish the final part of the course, skiing downhill.
Absolutely pointless.
It occurs to me that if you wanted to go uphill you would take off your skis and put on boots that would give you a better chance.
Unless you were being chased by a polar bear or something, then you would not be in that much of a hurry.
If you knew that there were obstacles on your route you wouldn’t wear skis to get through them.
They would be a liability.
And a flight of stairs…. What the fuck is that all about?
The winter Olympic committee should just own up and admit that there really isn’t that much that can be done on snow and ice, certainly not enough to fill a 2 week competition.
Seconded. In the style of Humza Yousaf.
As the winter olympics draws to a close what we have witnessed is a fortnight celebration of haram sports in WHITE Italian snow and ice.
WHITE women camel toes, WHITE man penis injections to gain sporting aerodynamic advantages, WHITE Canadians cheating at curling on WHITE ice.
Speaking of curling, aerial views of WHITE women jiggling their lycra clad meaty WHITE rumps suggestively as the sweep stones.
On to figure skating, White women wearing less than even a typical WHITE slag on a night out back here in Glasgow.
Skiing, A bunch of WHITES skiing both uphill and downhill on WHITE snow, all while sporting bulges and camel toes.
Non sports such as snowboarding, Ice hockey, speed skating, full of WHITES.
Bobsleigh, Luge, Skeleton, the latter being worst for in your face WHITE camel toe viewing.
All watched and cheered on by crowds of WHITES.
Nominated by the Artful cunter and seconded by Cunt of the Isles.
As long as you label it “sport” the BBC and various obscure channels will bust a gut jumping over each other to get the rights to broadcast it form hours every day for weeks, with late night repeats in case you missed it the first time (it gives you a chance to improve your aim). Most of the “sports” are ridiculous – that one where they get a broom and sweep stones – clearly appeals to pouves as a mincer was the head boy in their team.
Where do people get the time or the energy to watch hours of this crap?. Despite the blanket coverage, however, the BBC STILL found time and space to repeat Escape To The Cunt-ry and Flog It.
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I like sledging as much as the next man.
Like the normal Olympics ive not seen any of the winter Olympics due to a lack of interest.
Its like sex with a midget.
Probably good if you’re taters deep,
But you wouldn’t necessarily admit to it,
Or watch it on telly.
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It’s the Winter Spazolympics next.
Wheelchair ice hockey
Legless figure skating
Blind bobsleigh
British hopes rest on gutsy competitor Rosie Jones, aiming for a Gold Medal for trying to finish a joke before the closing ceremony.
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That also doubles as a saucy challenge.
Can I look at Rosie Jones and her sexy drooling lopsided mouth and finish my wank before she completes a coherent sentence?
Trick question, of course. She’s never completed a coherent sentence.
Morning GT/all.
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Fuck me Geordie …
A gold medal for you for giving me my morning belly laugh.` An absolute treat – nearly choked on my cornflakes. 😂😁
I’m asking for the introduction of the new “sport” of ‘careering downhill backwards on a tin tray whilst picking your nose’.
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The BBC and sport is a continuous cunt. Basically they hate sport and have done away with it as it is too competitive. Youhave winners and losers and that’s not right with our BBC as you will be scarred for life if you are a loser.
There are exceptions to this rule, Wimbledon obviously a summer social occasion within easy reach of Broadcasting/Jimmy Saville House (copywrite Eric Gill) and far too expensive for most of us to attend in any sort of style. Free tickets all round for that. Winter Olympics is the same, they are not interested in the sport it’s just another freebie for them.
Having said that the Ladie’s Luge, for me was the outstanding event due to the camel toes on display, just superb. And I would shag that Rebecca Morrison from the GB Curling team until my nuts were shrunken to the size of peanuts giving her the best 2 and a half minutes of her life.
Good Morning,
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Sport is boring.
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Remember vividly watching the 60s Winter Olympic Sports. It was realistic due to freezing my bollocks off because of having no coal for the fire.
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Now wouldn’t open the curtains to watch it, whilst roasting my bollocks off.
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The BBC made sure it wasn’t totally white, obviously.
They had an ace (of spades) up their sleeve in the form of Jeanette Kwakye, former sprinter, apparently, as part of their presenting team.
She looked like a fish out of water, but no doubt enjoyed her free winter break, courtesy of licence fee payers.
Then there’s the ubiquitous Clare fucking Balding fawning over everyone and asking cutting edge questions like ‘how does it feel to be so amazing?’, or ‘you are so, so talented. How do you cope with the pressure of being so amazing?’
Complete air time filling bollocks and no doubt, expensive at that.
Mind you. The ladies skiing is often worth a look. There aren’t many munters among them.
Strong thighs too.
Oo,err!
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I blame all that snow..!
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Definitely to WHITE..❄️
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The Matahorn would make a great Skimo course, or better still the North Face of the Eiger, yes, I would definitely watch that. Much more exciting than curling, out a turd.
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true story. i nearly died when i was at the eiger, no wasnt the mountain my sister in law locked herself in the bog at the air bnb and i had to shimmy along the roof to get the key from her out the window so i could unlock it from the outside.
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I used to enjoy watching fit as a butcher’s dog gold medal-winning skeleton bobsleigh hornmonster Amy Williams.
Here she is looking lush:
https://share.google/CstsgQNck9vqWdUYz
Safe pic.
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I think sports has become much less exciting in recent years due to an increase in safety measures.
There’s hardly any of the spectacular wipeouts you used to see back in the bobsleigh events of the 70s. It’s tepid viewing.
However, I do hope national flag hating councillor Susanne Pressl watched the British ice-dancing pair. That Union flag outfit the woman was nearly wearing probably gave her a much deserved stroke.
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Morning JP, hope you’re well?
I reckon that, as the world gets shittier for everyone who’s not a multi-millionaire, people have started to care less and less about who is the fastest sliding down an icy slope on a tea tray or which Robertson’s can run around a loop fastest.
It’s only interesting if you have some money riding on it (not the tea tray).
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Winter Olympics?Load of wank
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I watched a few bits of it with Mrs Terry,but as soon as a presenter came on that was Balding Dyke or Clueless Dark Key then I got rid of it.
How many millions did the cunts splurge on the coverage?
They should be forced to have one of those digital counters that displays the amount they spend,in real time.
Gravy Train on skis indeed..
Mind you..
https://www.boredpanda.com/olympian-jutta-leerdam-set-to-make-over-1m-after-underwear-flash/
Good morning.
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That’s how low the bar is set for entertainment value in the Winter Olympics.
A moderately pretty girl shows a peek of a huge sports bra, covering her totally obscured and disappointingly small tits, and it makes news headlines and could earn her a million.
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I agree, FUCKING BALDING. That rug munching twat us on everything the BBC does..!
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The blacks would embarrassedly standout like sore thumbs in all that snow. Most importantly easily to be taken a pot shot at. Could introduce that into the next Winter Olympic.
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No sooties, they die in that temperature.
Their lips lose compression,
Perms go limp
And they just fold.
Swimming and winter sports are not for the wakandan race.
Die at both.
What do you say John?
N*GGERS!!!!
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Morning MNC…I’d like to see the magnificent John Davidson get an invite the the public gallery of the House of Commons during Prime Minister’s question time, where Kier Starmer is too scared to face M.P.s and sends his underling instead.
Lindsay Hoyle: “The house recognises the Deputy Prime Minister, the right Right Honourable David Lammy.”
A thick Scottish voice from the public gallery:
“Nıgger!”
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Morning Thomas 👍
Theres a chat show just waiting to be made with John.
The viewer ratings would be through the roof as
John interviews Hollyweird stars,
Pop stars etc,
ARSEBISCUITS!!!
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It’d be hilarious!
He could say all the shit to bastard celebrities that we’d love to say.
“Hullo and weelcum to mah nuw chat shuw. Mah furst guest us a man hoo exemplifaas star poo-ah and has been too lung awf oor screens, Mr Michael Barrymoore!”
MURDERFISTING!
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I think that Jamaica won some sort of medal once for sleigh riding.
That doesn’t surprise me.
It’s not a discipline that you can practice and become expert at.
A sleigh team will not have 52 week access to any sleigh run.
I wouldn’t think that any country has a course that is open all year and I don’t think that there are any artificial ones.
Even if there were runs that they could put in 12 months of practice on, they wouldn’t be anything like the one used in the Olympic Games.
So a team might get half an hour a day for a few weeks before the competition kicks off to practice on the actual run being used.
So basically with no real skills mastered, any cunt can win.
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Morning Artie.
Your right, no skill in any winter Olympic events.
Anyone can do it.
As kids we’d sledge using car bonnets on the golf links.
Much faster than the bobsleigh team
With the added spice of trespassing and someone getting hurt by jagged metal.
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£32,000,000.00 GB spent on the winter Olympics.
For
3 gold
1 silver.
1 bronze
Medals.
I am of the opinion that money would have been better spent on helping ex UK veterans..
Let’s not forget the amount of foolish taxpayers money the BBC spent covering this pointless event..!
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And what about that strange sport of trying to knock a little ball into a not much biggrr hole with a bent stick?
Talk about making things difficult for the sake of it, why not just pick the ball up, walk over to the hole and drop it in? Simples, as the ferrets say.
Mornin’ all
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You are talking about golf Triton?
You are ignoring the best bits.
It gives a man a hobby, thumbing through the golf magazines for the latest equipment and watching videos about how to improve their game.
It gets you out of the house for many hours.
The almost mandatory bacon rolls before play starts.
Lovely.
The fresh air and exercise.
The often stunning golf courses.
The one shot (from the 150) that you hit which was just as good as any professional.
The lack of Pákís and níg nógs.
The few beers after any game.
Try it, you will soon change your mind.
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But AC most of your valid points can be enjoyed sans ball and sticks, but your points, they are noted. ( no offence)
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No offence taken!
As a young man I used to think that golf was a silly sport for old men wearing loud trousers and brightly coloured Pringle jumpers.
In fact it is incredibly difficult to play to any high standard and takes year’s of frustrating practice.
It’s a challenge, and as a geezer I am up for a challenge!
I also like to travel and have been fortunate enough to play some of the most scenic courses around the world.
It really is more than whacking a ball, going to look for it and whacking it again.
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Yes I know, being able to judge just how hard and where to knock the ball are the same sort of skills used in target shooting. I have tried both and appreciate what it takes. Golf is an easy target to take a shot at. I’ m just pulling your pisser. My own deviant hobby is lugging my decrepit aging worn out carcuss up to the top of anyplace with a trig. Point on it. ” what you go all the wayup, just to come back down?” Yes I know, but one day there will be an unused return ticket.
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Is it called floG ? Wish they played it backwards and wipe it off the face of the earth.
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I agree with this top nomming. I was looking forward to the boxing but they didn’t show any of it, Probably because black chappies are shit at skating. No coverage of the tennis or badminton either. Waste of time.
I didn’t watch the skeletal stuff as watching very thin people on ice is probably distasteful.
Good morning, everyone.
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The blacks look like pissholes in the snow.
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Arm wrestling
Axe throwing
Going over a waterfall in a barrel
Chainsaw fencing
All sadly missing as events
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I think all those murders in the snow and ice were totally out of order, then I realised I was watching the eiger sanction
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Iranian competitor Ayatollah Khamenei has just won the skeleton gold.
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It’s not all boring. Who remembers GBs Gillian Cooke?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SioMbo1lhtA
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The only interest I have in curling is into the 🚽…😩
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I never watched a minute of it, plumping instead, on Monday evening to visit the Lesbian Labour Ladies All Nude Wrestling Group, which, as you know is held at the Muffin Mongers Hall, in Dyke Place. There was a fantastic tag team with Jess “Hammerhead” Phillips, Fiendish Anal Ease Dodds, Emily “Thunderballs” Thornberry and Diane “Hammer Head” Abbott. A fantastic evening of rough and tumble which only ended when AnalEase did a wet fart, dirtied the mat and had to retire. All that great sports entertainment and only £1 to get in. Mind you it’s £25 to get out. They should put that on TV on Monday nights.
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Curling, 4 in a team… Lead, second, third and skip
Just so they don’t get confused, but would be make excellent floor cleaners
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Only watch cricket and football from the off these days and that’s in delayed silence. If there are any closeups of spent matches I look through the window, or wiz it on.
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