are a cunt.
I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago.
Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due.
An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering.
It goes like this…….
The competitors have to run uphill wearing skis.
They then have to go around an obstacle course before taking off their skis to run up a flight of stairs.
Once negotiated they have to put their skis back on and continue running uphill.
At the top of the hill they once again take their skis off to remove the traction pads which allow them to finish the final part of the course, skiing downhill.
Absolutely pointless.
It occurs to me that if you wanted to go uphill you would take off your skis and put on boots that would give you a better chance.
Unless you were being chased by a polar bear or something, then you would not be in that much of a hurry.
If you knew that there were obstacles on your route you wouldn’t wear skis to get through them.
They would be a liability.
And a flight of stairs…. What the fuck is that all about?
The winter Olympic committee should just own up and admit that there really isn’t that much that can be done on snow and ice, certainly not enough to fill a 2 week competition.
Seconded. In the style of Humza Yousaf.
As the winter olympics draws to a close what we have witnessed is a fortnight celebration of haram sports in WHITE Italian snow and ice.
WHITE women camel toes, WHITE man penis injections to gain sporting aerodynamic advantages, WHITE Canadians cheating at curling on WHITE ice.
Speaking of curling, aerial views of WHITE women jiggling their lycra clad meaty WHITE rumps suggestively as the sweep stones.
On to figure skating, White women wearing less than even a typical WHITE slag on a night out back here in Glasgow.
Skiing, A bunch of WHITES skiing both uphill and downhill on WHITE snow, all while sporting bulges and camel toes.
Non sports such as snowboarding, Ice hockey, speed skating, full of WHITES.
Bobsleigh, Luge, Skeleton, the latter being worst for in your face WHITE camel toe viewing.
All watched and cheered on by crowds of WHITES.
Nominated by the Artful cunter and seconded by Cunt of the Isles.
As long as you label it “sport” the BBC and various obscure channels will bust a gut jumping over each other to get the rights to broadcast it form hours every day for weeks, with late night repeats in case you missed it the first time (it gives you a chance to improve your aim). Most of the “sports” are ridiculous – that one where they get a broom and sweep stones – clearly appeals to pouves as a mincer was the head boy in their team.
Where do people get the time or the energy to watch hours of this crap?. Despite the blanket coverage, however, the BBC STILL found time and space to repeat Escape To The Cunt-ry and Flog It.
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I like sledging as much as the next man.
Like the normal Olympics ive not seen any of the winter Olympics due to a lack of interest.
Its like sex with a midget.
Probably good if you’re taters deep,
But you wouldn’t necessarily admit to it,
Or watch it on telly.
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It’s the Winter Spazolympics next.
Wheelchair ice hockey
Legless figure skating
Blind bobsleigh
British hopes rest on gutsy competitor Rosie Jones, aiming for a Gold Medal for trying to finish a joke before the closing ceremony.
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That also doubles as a saucy challenge.
Can I look at Rosie Jones and her sexy drooling lopsided mouth and finish my wank before she completes a coherent sentence?
Trick question, of course. She’s never completed a coherent sentence.
Morning GT/all.
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The BBC and sport is a continuous cunt. Basically they hate sport and have done away with it as it is too competitive. Youhave winners and losers and that’s not right with our BBC as you will be scarred for life if you are a loser.
There are exceptions to this rule, Wimbledon obviously a summer social occasion within easy reach of Broadcasting/Jimmy Saville House (copywrite Eric Gill) and far too expensive for most of us to attend in any sort of style. Free tickets all round for that. Winter Olympics is the same, they are not interested in the sport it’s just another freebie for them.
Having said that the Ladie’s Luge, for me was the outstanding event due to the camel toes on display, just superb. And I would shag that Rebecca Morrison from the GB Curling team until my nuts were shrunken to the size of peanuts giving her the best 2 and a half minutes of her life.
Good Morning,
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Sport is boring.
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Remember vividly watching the 60s Winter Olympic Sports. It was realistic due to freezing my bollocks off because of having no coal for the fire.
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Now wouldn’t open the curtains to watch it, whilst roasting my bollocks off.
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The BBC made sure it wasn’t totally white, obviously.
They had an ace (of spades) up their sleeve in the form of Jeanette Kwakye, former sprinter, apparently, as part of their presenting team.
She looked like a fish out of water, but no doubt enjoyed her free winter break, courtesy of licence fee payers.
Then there’s the ubiquitous Clare fucking Balding fawning over everyone and asking cutting edge questions like ‘how does it feel to be so amazing?’, or ‘you are so, so talented. How do you cope with the pressure of being so amazing?’
Complete air time filling bollocks and no doubt, expensive at that.
Mind you. The ladies skiing is often worth a look. There aren’t many munters among them.
Strong thighs too.
Oo,err!
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I blame all that snow..!
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The Matahorn would make a great Skimo course, or better still the North Face of the Eiger, yes, I would definitely watch that. Much more exciting than curling, out a turd.
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I used to enjoy watching fit as a butcher’s dog gold medal-winning skeleton bobsleigh hornmonster Amy Williams.
Here she is looking lush:
https://share.google/CstsgQNck9vqWdUYz
Safe pic.
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I think sports has become much less exciting in recent years due to an increase in safety measures.
There’s hardly any of the spectacular wipeouts you used to see back in the bobsleigh events of the 70s. It’s tepid viewing.
However, I do hope national flag hating councillor Susanne Pressl watched the British ice-dancing pair. That Union flag outfit the woman was nearly wearing probably gave her a much deserved stroke.
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Morning JP, hope you’re well?
I reckon that, as the world gets shittier for everyone who’s not a multi-millionaire, people have started to care less and less about who is the fastest sliding down an icy slope on a tea tray or which Robertson’s can run around a loop fastest.
It’s only interesting if you have some money riding on it (not the tea tray).
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Winter Olympics?Load of wank
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I watched a few bits of it with Mrs Terry,but as soon as a presenter came on that was Balding Dyke or Clueless Dark Key then I got rid of it.
How many millions did the cunts splurge on the coverage?
They should be forced to have one of those digital counters that displays the amount they spend,in real time.
Gravy Train on skis indeed..
Mind you..
https://www.boredpanda.com/olympian-jutta-leerdam-set-to-make-over-1m-after-underwear-flash/
Good morning.
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