The Parole Board (4)

I’ve often thought the cunts should all be shot then the firing squad can then shoot the “parolee” and save a great deal of time and money.

This delightful tale confirms once again that I’m correct..

The hapless pen pushers have decided its time to release one Zahid Iqbal,who is somewhat shockingly a convicted terrórist.

Thankfully “Parole Board decisions are solely focused on what risk a prisoner could represent to the public if released and whether that risk is manageable in the community.

“Parole reviews are undertaken thoroughly and with extreme care. Protecting the public is our number one priority.”…

Please do have a look at Iqbal and his fellow plotters,see what “care” needs to be taken.

bbcnews

Dear me.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

69 thoughts on “The Parole Board (4)

  1. I imagine the parole board is like every other facet of government, prone to stupidity and gullible as hell.

    “So mr inbred,backward savage you say your a changed man now.”
    “Yes sir I love all filthy infidels and jèws now”
    “Good enough for me old chap, on your merry way ”
    “Thank you imperialist dog and Allahu Akbar”
    “He seemed like a lovely fella”

    “NEXT”

  2. Of course, any cunt that turns up at a border illegally, should be immediately fucked off to where they originally came from.

    They shouldn’t be allowed to step on British soil.

    Immigrants that arrive legally by being a family member of someone already in the country or claiming to be a student etc, should be properly assessed and in most cases, fucked off too.

    Looking at the four in the nomination photo you have to wonder, what fucking use are they?
    Besides looking like terrorists, they will never work, nobody would ever employ them, they are an atrocity waiting to happen.

    Why put them on a watch list?
    Pull the cunts off the streets and along with their families, load them onto a boat and fuck them off.

    They obviously have no interest in becoming British or accepting a Western way of life.

    You have people mourning the death of a complete nut case in Iran.
    They are doing it openly and they think nothing of burning the flags of Israel and the USA in the streets of the UK.

    What further proof is needed that these people are dangerous and should not be in the country?

    So without the requirements of ‘gathering evidence’, trials and inevitable appeals, simply fuck them off.

    The British tax payers have been burdened with paying for these people to be locked up and fed.
    None of them would be rehabilitated, if anything they are now even more radicalised.

    You may as well make them serve their entire sentences, they have already cost you millions.
    On their release date shove them in the back of a van and straight to the airport or docks, along with their families.

    At best they are totally useless to the UK, at worst they are dangerous terrorists.

    Good morning!

    • Excellent post, TAC.
      I agree with every word.
      Hopefully the muzfilth in this country are enjoying Tehran in flames and, after Trump says he will remember Kwier’s fence-sitting and lack of support, hopefully this’ll seal his political doom and trigger a general election.

      • I’d love to put the lowercase i on my keyboard, Thomas, but is there an easier way than explained.

    • “Of course, any cunt that turns up at a border illegally, should be immediately fucked off to where they originally came from.”

      Wrong.

      They should be shot.

      • Only if they’re darkıes, PG…fellow honkıes mustn’t be bumped off…in 100 years, there’ll be almost none of us left as a world’s percentage!

    • Nail on headcagain. They cost money locked up, the cost money freed. The British born tax payer is paying for “guests” in his country who are nothing but a drain.
      Mornin all

  3. They don’t seem of much use do they?

    Perhaps they’re secretly playing a game of Survival of the Fittest?

    I think we are going to find out sooner rather than later.

    Anyway I don’t mind them releasing these islamist cunts but they could at least have the decency to give them a Pollonium 210 brew before they go.

    Good morning.

  4. Even the reporter for the beeb was an effnick (no surprise there)🤨….and what boils my urine more than anything is calling them BRITISH… I feel physically sick at what this isle has become and the numbchucks at the parole board don’t help my mood ….

  5. This at the end of the BBC article;

    “Correction 27 February: An earlier version of this article referred to Zahid Iqbal as a British terrorist. It was updated on 21 February to make clear that Iqbal is a British man who was convicted of terrorist offences.”

    Upon first reading I couldn’t see the difference, it seemed equivalent to this idea that “person of colour” is fine but “coloured person” is strictly verboten. I then worked it out. The first sentence is straightforward, he is a terrorist. The second sentence leaves room for a miscarriage of justice or better still, he has repented and is now an upstanding member of society. I must cancel the TV licence.

    As for those beards in the photos. I have nothing against beards but personally I prefer to be clean shaven. For one thing if you are a little runt like me having a beard and driving an SUV always risks you being seen as a victim of small man syndrome and I couldn’t live with being put in a group with Suckdick Khan. However we once had an old rug in the shed which the cats shat and pissed upon from time to time. Eventually it became offensive and I threw it out. At that point it looked better cared for and more attractive than their beards.

  6. For all we know these images might be the Parole Board, standing in for the original evil bastards who looked even more terrorising.

    • You’re probably not too far off the mark there, Sammy.
      The whole thing stinks of some sort of ‘community’ interference.

  7. Let’s face it. The slippery path to this dangerous individual’s freedom began with the original sentencing.
    A recommendation of 11 years for such an offence was always bordering on leniency, and left a loophole that his lawyers would be itching to exploit whilst he was still a relatively young man.
    If they really are classified as British (an assumption and phrase I despise) they had committed an act of treason.
    Therefore, a life sentence should have been given.
    It certainly would have been given if they were found guilty of a right wing terrorist plot.

  8. “Looks like a rum ‘un, acts like a rum ‘un, probably is a rum ‘un. ….”
    It really is that simple.
    Anyway just a look at the mug shots show that none of them is Mother Terresa,. or collectively a Bee Gees tribute act.

    • You normally have your gonads removed to sound like the original castrati, but the Gee Gees did the poor man’s interpretation by just raising their voices like all the other stupid cunts did at the time.

      • The BBC holds a recording of the last known surving castrato who died in the 1920s. I know this because I actually heard the broadcast they made of it many years ago. It sounded like coke under a door to me and I’m a fan of soprani, good ones anyway. I wonder if they’ll ever broadcast it again?

  9. Immediately deport them all back to any of those countries names ending with ‘stan’. Personally, I’d rather put them all through a treeshredder as it costs less….

  10. Parole board, the most unneccessary of jobs. From the parole boards recruitment page in 2023…

    “Parole Board members reflect society at large in its diversity, although we wish to continue to increase the diversity of the Parole Board membership and welcome applications from people from all backgrounds.

    When in training, you will receive £250 per day and when undertaking casework responsibility fees range between £320 and £365 per day, depending on the type of work undertaken.”

    Sentenced to 10 years, serve precisely 10 years unless any time is added for being naughty inside, no congregations of underqualified, overpaid liberal woketards making decisions undermining the jugdges already too lenient sentence.

    As for terrorist cunts, thats a whole seperate discussion where parole should never be an option, only whether they are returned to their place of origin fully intact.

    • If you’ve got failing/failed keys Sammy your chances of fixing it are the square root of fuck all. If you’re on a PC using a standard keyboard best bin it and buy a new one; they’re dirt cheap now. If you’re on a phone more costly but if you don’t need the latest Iphone you can still get a replacement for sensible money.

      • Oh and like everything the best choice and prices are on the net rather than in the shops.

      • Thanks arfurbrain, I was only curious about how I can type the lowercase i in dark*e without the dot so not to be challenged.

  11. I can’t think of a way of linking this to the Parole Board, so sorry it’s O/T, but very relevant today, 8th March. Because today, as I’m sure all cunters are well aware, is International Women’s Day. Here’s a link, though if I were you I wouldn’t bother:

    https://www.internationalwomensday.com/

    The first page of woke tripe is basically a request for money. There is no mention of anything a woman has achieved in the last 12 months. Beyond that I could not be arsed to go.

    So in the absence of a celebration of female success, Id like to nominate that Perry tart, Bezos’s floozie and the other female ‘astronauts’ on the Blue Horizon Space Barbie mission as Women of the Year. As passengers on the most expensive fairground Waltzer ride in history they were, I’m sure, an inspiration for all the world’s women.

    One giant farce for womankind.

    • As former cunter JR Cuntley once said…..It’s amazing how International Women’s Day always coincides with Couldn’t Give a Fuck Day.

    • As usual this is just another conflicted movement of lefties who claim to want rights for women on the one hand, while touting for women’s rights cancelling leftish evil on the other.

      As reported by the BBC yesterday, former Irish President Mary Robinson speaking at an International Women’s Day rally:

      “Robinson said the suffering women and civil society had endured in Iran did not justify “an aggressive war” and that it was “causing even more misery”.“

      She appears to be advocating for diplomacy, or reasoning with these maniacs – “look Abdul, you’ve got to abandon your cult of death and stop stoning your women to death for not getting their headscarves right, ok?”

      Anyone who thinks these people are the friends of women’s rights is deluded.

      • In fact, contrast that with an actual quote from a woman in Iran:

        “Nobody likes war – it’s terrifying,” one woman in Tehran tells BBC Persian.

        “But those two months were so horrible that people just couldn’t take it anymore,” she says, referring to the government’s violent shutdown of protests earlier this year.

        People would “rather die in bombing than in the Islamic Republic’s prisons, where there’s torture and sexual violence,” she says.

        “Maybe it’s hard to understand for people who aren’t here,” she adds.
        “Iranians aren’t warmongers or foolish – they’ve just suffered so much that they’ve reached their limit, and all they want is a normal life,” she says.

        These lefty windbags never get tired of their arrogant virtue signalling, presuming to speak for repressed peoples claiming they would choose repression over war – it’s all so easy to dismiss the struggles of your sisters overseas from the comfort of your armchair, whilst you preen yourself and make yourself sound morally superior.

      • Thanks arfur – for reasons I can’t go into without revealing too much about myself, I feel particularly strongly about the west’s betrayal of women by giving carte Blanche to Islam to trample on women’s rights; both at home and abroad.

        Let’s just say I have relations in, and from, that part of the world, my own daughter might easily have found herself growing up there and having to listen to far-off demagogical leftist scum spouting that fighting for her rights to live a free and unmolested life is less of a priority than appeasing a bunch of evil fascist psychopaths.

        Whatever anyone’s view is on this war and whether we should be involved, let me just make it plain – based on my extensive contacts in that region – NO ONE who isn’t a part of the sadistic Islamist minority in Iran is sorry this war is taking place and doesn’t desperately want to see this evil regime vanquished forever.

      • Do our pathetic brainwashed fuckwits of the left realise what happened to the left once the ayatollah took over in 79.
        The uprising then was mainly carried out by Iranian leftwing groups, left leaning islamists, unionised workers etc obviously the Islamist were involved too. Khomeini’s speeches lapped up in the Mosque. Once the Shah had left the religious group began to solidify it’s hold on the country and get rid of the troublesome left. The regime hunted down the lefties killed thousands tortured as many again then hung them. Years 81 to 88 open season on lefties. Think the biggest mass hanging was in 88. Some members of one of the lefty groups managed to escape into Iraq some of these later fought against Iran in the war that’s how pissed of they were. Analysis of the demise of the left after the Iranian revolution 1979 would indicate a slavish obsession with hatred of the capitalist west of which the ayatollah also had. They chucked in their lot when no longer useful imprisoned and killed. Because they forgot Islam is only interested in Islam. Green party voters take note fucking numpty twats

      • Spot on BB – there’s nothing so handy as a useful idiot, and the left are very fucking useful to various wicked special interest groups

      • I wished Mrs Twatt a Happy International Women’s Day earlier today Pubis.
        Just before I told her to put the kettle on as I was dying for a cuppa.

  12. Great nom.

    Does anyone remember the scumbag who was cleared for release by the Parole Board after he’d murdered three small children and impaled their bodies on ­railings?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-46437471

    I expect he told them some old guff like “I’ve found Jesus and it probably won’t happen again, honest guv, trust me I’m a psychopath.”

    “Fair enough” say the gullible, do-gooding God botherers on the Parole Board.

    If ever there was a case for a full-life tariff, or preferably execution, it’s cunts like this and the terrorist mentioned in the nom. I’d also include the fucking Parole Board.

    Bastards.

    • I’m not talking about the danger the cunt might pose, it’s the freedom that should be denied for the rest of the cunts life. That’s what life imprisonment means.

  13. I’ve found God, Allah, Ahuru Mazda, Cantabonga, Odin etc Im changed innit. Let me out you kafer cunts. Good things I will do innit. Use mental powers from (select God) no more dick for school girls I changed now innit and similar bollocks for next hour.
    Well done young sir free to go!!!! Let’s not get into the fucking probation service

  14. Reading about this decision evokes the unmistakable perfume of Lib Dem poofery, and the stench of crimes against white people.

    The suggestion of life sentences is offensive. They should be beaten and then hanged to death. Because,

    a) they deserve it.

    b) it is cheaper than prison and their freedom on British soil. A length of rope costs £6.99 and each incinerated corpse would generate enough electricity to boil two kettles.

    c) it would be an example to other anti-white, anti-Christian, anti-English scum.

    d) it would contribute to the much needed purification of our country.

    e) nobody should ever have to look at such ugly bastards again. They look like extras from Planet of the Apes.

    Anybody who disagrees is an anti-white piece of shit who also deserves to die.

    … is one point of view you may hear about this subject. I remain undecided.

  15. Iranian clerics have selected a new supreme leader.

    His funeral is expected to take place towards the end of next week 😁

    Fuck Off.

  16. I’ve lived amongst people of my own generation since the war ended. Until these evil bastards were allowed in and spoilt it. Its the only thing l haven’t been able to fathom out.

  17. Supreme Leader. Sounds like something off fucking Star Wars. The first thing the Donald ought to do after the War is open 500 tie shops in Tehran. None of the scruffy bastards ever wears one. As for ou so called Parole Board. Another set of incompetent lefty bubble heads. I’ve lost count the number of dangerous bastards let out to do the same crimes again. “Lessons will be learnt”. Just fuck off you fucking idiots.

    • Their shirts dont have collars. I expect it’s written in their book of lies.

      I don’t think they wear belts either, something to do with marking the believers from the non believers.

      • Dont wear belts?
        How do they keep their pyjama bottoms from falling down when on a stabbing rampage?

  18. They should serve their full sentences. A new board should then see if they are OK to release : any drugs or violence inside should extend their stay.

  19. Yes this cunt is manageable in the community.
    I’m part of the indigenous UK community, and I’d be happy to pour boiling lead down his throat.

  20. Extra inflation incoming. One of the costs of war, especially when it involves the destruction of energy supplies…

    • Never heard of him Doc but “step back from the brink”, which brink is that Tom? The Israelis and the Americans have been bombing the shit out of them for a week already.

    • I thought those windbag wôg loving cunts were going bankrupt?

      Still peddling their sickly globalist pap.

      Cunts of the highest order.

  21. Have any of you lot noticed some comments on here that have been removed?

    I’m sure I saw something about Winston Churchill that I skim read earlier and was planning to come back to but seems to have disappeared. If I am losing it and its on another thread let me know. Cheers.

  22. Its on the food inflation nom LL.
    Go to ‘ older comments’ its at the bottom.

    Good old winnie🇬🇧

    Now he was a leader you could get behind.

    • He wasn’t that popular in Oldham when he was their MP..!

      A Tory MP, in fucking Oldham.

      Now it’s a fucking paki…🇵🇰

  23. Im watching a thing about motorhomes.
    I like the idea of a converted horsebox.
    Unfortunately it stars uber twat,
    Paul Merton.

    Ive always disliked Paul Merton.
    I find him deeply unfunny,
    Irritating, and effete.
    A BBC luvvie type.

    This programme has honed this dislike into a razor sharp hatred of the man.
    He has the body of Quentin Crisp,
    But the head of a owl?

    Hes deeply unmanly,
    Cant do anything practical,
    He wears loud Timmy Mallet style shirts,
    And lets his missus (suki!! 😂)
    Do all the driving,
    I assume because his wrists are to weak.

    If i went on a campsite and this little tit was pitched up next to me?
    Id have to leave.
    Itd end up with me giving him what Huntley got.

    Hes a fuckin disgrace.

    • Merton has always been a grade A cunt.

      He’s as unfunny as Stage 4 cancer and has the highest opinion of himself.

      Sees himself as a modern day Tony Hancock, I just see him as a cock.

      BBC radio blathering on about how many Iranians have died in the bombing. Whatever the numbers it’s no where near the amount the Iranian regime have killed themselves.

      • He was sectioned for 28 days Paul Merton.
        Depression apparently.
        Probably someone didnt make his soy latte with fairtrade soy,
        Or someone snubbed him at a book signing.

        Little drama queen.

        Always knew he was puddled.

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