Monarchy (2)

is a cunt.

How the fuck does this boil on the arse of democracy survive? It is the very embodiment of and justification for class division. How can anyone claim in all sincerity that we live in a democracy when the head of state holds the job because he is the eldest sprog of the previous holder of the office? Qualifications required? Just keep fucking breathing. Mad as a March hare? No problem. George III was puddled and kept the job. Supporters of monarchy claim they bring in revenue. Do me a favour. When Americans come here it’s for the castles and the history, most of which they share with us.You think they come here hoping for a glimpse of Big Ears? Get real. That’s for the birds, or as they might say, tell it to the marines. Realistic estimates for what the parasites cost us exceed £500,000,000 per annum. The income from the duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall go straight in their back pockets and unlike the plebs they don’t bother paying all the tax that should be due. The most specious argument put forward by their supporters is that an elected president could be some cunt. The most popular example used is; “How would you like a president T. Blair?” Two points; First,how would the cunt get elected? Second and more importantly, if he was we could vote him out of office.

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38 thoughts on “Monarchy (2)

  1. Agreed.

    France gets more tourists than Britain and Paris more than London.

    They had the good sense to cut off the heads of their scrounging parasites 250 year’s ago.

    When the royal cunts go on their tax payer funded jaunts around the world, nobody from those countries think to themselves that they must visit Britain one day.

    More tourists would come to Britain to see the obscene opulence that the royal family live in, so kick them out of their palaces and castles and open the buildings to the public.

    The line is that the royal family only cost a few pounds a year from each tax payer in Britain, but the jug eared cunt Charles is also king of 14 other countries that pay fuck all for the dubious privilege.

    The entire, arrogant, over privileged bunch of cunts should be kicked out of the country with just their clothes on their backs.

    Tuvalu would be a good place for them to go and try to actually earn a living.
    Charles is the king of there as well.

    Good morning.

  2. Excellent stuff, Arfur.
    The royal tapeworms deserve to be despised as much as any cunt politician or muzfilth London mayor.
    A revolting anachronism, living in astonishing luxury whilst ex-servicemen are homeless on the streets, dying of hypothermia.
    It’s amazing that not only the press (who, of course, receive lots of cash for running stories on these pricks and making insipid shit like ‘brave cancer-stricken Kate waves at the plebs’ the headline story) but the folk of this once-great country still doff their metaphorical caps and bow and scrape to these cunts like it was stll 1750.
    I truly hate them and wish every last one of the royal turds could be locked in the House of Commons, along with all politicians and lords, all exits utterly blocked and a mixture of sarin+ mustard gas piped in with lashings of white phosphorous for good measure.
    Good morning to one and all.

  3. Charles is the biggest cunt of all.

    He knew from birth that he would take over the job from his horrible mother.
    He had 70 years to plan out his job, getting paid a fucking fortune while he was waiting for the bitch to die.

    What the fuck has he achieved since he was crowned?

    Fuck all.

    • Morning TAC…obviously, none of us regular folk know what went on behind the scenes, but he might deserve very slight credit for not getting in the way of his pædo brother’s removal from ‘the firm’.

    • Morning Artful, Thomas, arfur

      I’m in complete agreement with every point you’ve made.

      As for Charles – I’d say it’s worse than asking “what has he achieved?”

      What fucking damage has been done by, to quote the great Christopher Hitchens, “this slobbering chinless Muslim-fancying dauphin”, a man who should have been excised from the succession if nothing else because he fancied being Camilla’s tampon above slipping Diana a length?

      The queen at least had the good sense to follow the constitutional, and historical, protocol to keep her opinions to herself and NEVER involve herself in matters of politics. But we have this ignorant windbag glorifying the terrorist incubator that is the Finsbury Park Mosque and the Muslim Welfare House, whilst pompously ordaining that we should all reject urbanisation and accommodate our 60 odd million inhabitants in accordance with nature’s spleandour – ignorant to the impossibility of such a utopian vision, and feeding the fire for net zero insanity with his ignorant pronouncements on the environment. Then we have his equally brainless offspring (and the Hewitt child) stirring up the shit in the same way, between them jetting around the globe to lecture us all on carbon footprints while they contribute to trashing our country by instituting quislings like Markle to stir up the fire of racism and encourage the trashing of our culture by fanning the flames of BLM and its ilk and promoting the casuistry of the slave trade frenzy and the reparations scam.

      The monarchy has become a manifestation of the worst excesses of leftist poison, and the whole lot of them should be strapped to a tomahawk and fired deep into downtown Tehran as a matter of national urgency.

      • Absolutely Balsamic Dave. It was their ancestry that disturbed the infestation of black bastards in the jungle of a better life. The stupid cunts.

    • I have always suspected that she probably performs some particular and unusual vulgar act between the royal (100% organic percale) bedshits …

      • Its the ruffling of Charlie’s cuff links that sets off pissy knickers and take it from there.

    • I believe he once licked custard off the back of a sausage dog. And definitely NOT a corgi, as some people tend to believe. AI garbage.
      🌭

  4. That plant bothering,jug eared cunt should just convert to islam.
    His family tree is riddled with inbreeding already.

    A real king would be chopping off peacefuls heads on horseback, not tonguing they unwiped arseholes..

    Bring on president Blair, so we can assassinate him on inauguration day.

    • Ive never understood monarchists.
      Slavish devotion to some Bucktoothed inbred bunch of germans who
      At best despise you
      If notice you at all.

      Bert nutter – ” cor!
      Prince Philip spat on me and told me to get out the way you fuckin peasant”

      Doris nutter ” oooo you lucky devil!
      Thats royal spit that is Bert,
      Not like our spit.
      Probably cure your eczema”

      Bert nutter
      ” it was wonderful Doris,
      At one point i thought he was going to kick me.
      Gawd bless the Royal family!”

      • Parasites kept in luxury without having to work for it.
        Who do they think they are?
        Illegal immigrants?

  5. Sometimes I do wonder if,even remotely,Charles realises what’s happening to his “realm”?

    If he did (and wasnt a spinless wóg loving traitor) he’d have Starmer in a for warning….sort the shit out you said you would or I’ll stop signing off on all your laws,create a constitutional crisis and get the royalists out on the streets.

    As it is,they are all complicit in ruining a once fine country.

    A complete disgrace.

    Field of Cloth and Gold Oven.

    Good morning.

  6. The only possible thing Charles could do to impress the nation would be to dissolve parliament and hang the entire Labour party as traitors.

    Only at that moment would I see the point of the monarchy.

    • Morning Odin, that spectacle would result in a wank so intense that a chap might suffer a heart attack or aneurysm.

  7. With no longer any discernable power in this country as far as monarchy are concerned the wise words of Rob Willton once more come to mind,
    ” So what good are you?”
    Mind you a glance round the world for a system of any government that appears to work is a thankless task. Could that old war cry of the 60’s be true? “Anarchy is the only answer”. Probably not.
    Mornin’ all.

  8. Few things piss me off more than Baldy Billy pontificating on how things will be ‘during my reign’ and, even worse, his spoilt, pampered and cunning-faced cunt of an eldest lad has started saying the same.
    Their unshakeable belief that they have some sort of divine right to live forever and a day in sybaritic luxury at our expense and that we can and will do nothing about it is unbearably annoying.
    I’m fairly certain that Miserable Northern Cunt’s lad, if he has one, doesn’t think that one day he will be provided with a taxed and tested top of the range furniture van for life with some other soft cunts to drive, load and unload it while he drinks free tea and gorges on Eccles Cakes staring through the windows at any decent fanny that happens to pass by. Nor should he.

    • “𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘶𝘯𝘭𝘰𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘬𝘴 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘢 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘯 𝘌𝘤𝘤𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘊𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘧𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘱𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘣𝘺”
      That’s MNC’s life right now, IE!
      He also has his butler wipe his arse with a swan’s neck.

  9. Being next inline because of age, then this shower of cunts should go on bended knee, to me. But I think it should be reversed and given to the youngest and treat the child normally, to wash out all the evil that went before.

    • Problem with the royals is,
      Theyve no competition anymore.
      Back in history there was always other families plotting to take the throne and create a dynasty.
      Plantagenet, stuart,
      Whatever.
      Always some ambitious cousin planning on you having a hunting accident or drinking poisoned wine.
      Made it interesting.

      Nowadays its just tiresome sax coburg cunts.
      We need fresh blood.
      Maybe the Beckham clan will have designs?
      Or that markham bunch?

  10. And why are the royal men all fuckin slapheads by the time they wear long trousers?
    They have some Charlie Brown gene or something.

    A king should have hair.
    Small thing to ask.
    Baldness is a disability.

    May as well have some fuckin mencap raspberry in
    The big chair.

  11. The royals line of duty is to live the lives of each individual living in poverty, from street urchins to where they are now, to make them understand what real life is all about. This would put paid to all perversion’s and self righteous they have now.

  12. Ive always suspected that i have royal blood.
    My family was probably cheated out of the throne hundreds of years back?

    I have all the hallmarks.
    Self entitled
    Rude
    Prone to unnecessary bouts of rage
    Haughty

    And can wave with the best of them.

    They might have to let the crown out a bit to fit my nut,
    But in all honesty id do a much better job.

    Within a week the number of people id of sent to the tower would number in the hundreds.

  13. The Queen was a symbol of quality, a little old lady tottering around with her little handbag, keeping quiet doing her duty except for what has she spawned, Randy Andy and Jug ears, (and the other two).
    Jug ears spawned one woke twat and his horny first wife spawned a ginger twat.

    Jug ears is defender of the faith Christian faith not the medieval backward excuse for a religion called Islam, no wonder they are taking over when the king of our land kisses the Muslim arse.

    Do something useful, get down to Dover and stop the fucking boats!

  14. Their continued existence is a reflection of the weak British public.
    Say what you like about the French, they know how to protest and revolt.

  15. “Whosoever puts their hand upon me to govern me is a usurper a tyrant and I declare them my enemy”. So fuck the lot of them especially the Greens as they are but enablers of heathens and deviants. No surrender to anyone, the die is caste, the light grows ever brighter, forward ye men and women of stout heart and burning passion. The work will be arduous sometimes unpleasant but we are the ENGLISH. We have overcome before and will do again, for our children and their children we will never never bow to heathens or deviants the time is now, the treatment obvious. Hear our roar you have awakened the thing you fear most o traitors. Our time has come. Your God help you….

  16. NOT MY KING..!

    If you look at this abomination closely it is basically a gangster family.

    The same family are in charge forever.

    They extract money from property and land stolen from previous generations.

    They exempt themselves from detailed scrutiny.

    They are exempt from tax / law / .

    If you cross them you end up dead, ( tunnel )..!

    They expect and get the stupid public to maintain their disgusting existence.

    Even their fucking cars are exempt from road tax/ number fucking plate.

    Fucking stupid idiots wave little flags,” whoo “aren’t they marvellous..🤮

    GET RID OF THEM…!

  17. I think the King is totally brilliant. Anyone who says speaks against the King’s Majesty is speaking treason. I think we should go back to an absolute monarchy. Back then we were feared the world over. No cunt would dare to speak out of turn and there were no darquies. Okay, Anne Boleyn might have been one. And that chap Othello. But other than that everything was entirely as it should be. Men could wear tights but not be fucking traneezes. Codpeices were de rigueur,

    Of course, under the absolute monarchy, the King would have swan for supper. Nowadays only Romanians are allowed to eat them.

    I must be off now, Mrs Twenty wants me to join her in a Volta.

    (NB This post has been fully fact checked by the ghost of Lord Stevas of Fawsley)

    Good morning everyone.

  18. The hidden well, where all inbred mental cases are thrown down in secrecy, must tell a tale. It’s interesting why this has never come to light. Or, is it all in my own mind of perversion.

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