are a cunt. Don’t know could be worse, see above C.A.
Has anybody else noticed how inadequate toilets are nowadays? Thomas Crapper must be rolling in his grave.
This is a technology that they perfected in the Victorian age, and yet we seem to have gone backwards. The old ones had a a flush like Victoria Falls. Lay down the law, pull the chain, and off you go. Job done.
The new ones have these pathetic little cisterns that are incapable of flushing a log properly. All in the name of “saving water” no doubt. Except… it doesn’t save water. Instead of one flush involving ~9 litres of water, I am having to do two or three flushes involving 6 litres each. Because the other factor is that they have stupid designs that try to help the insufficient amount of water.
Wasting my time… waiting for the stupid little tank to fill up. Then flush again… sometimes having to flush a third time. Plus needing to use more bleach.
It wastes water, it is worse for the environment, it wastes my time and it pisses me off.
Doesn’t this seem to sum up modern life? There has been this unmistakable sense of degeneration in all areas, under the dead hand of this bureaucracy we labour under. With its endless, unnecessary meddling that just makes everything worse and spoils our quality of life.
Quite why we need to save water in these rain soaked isles is beyond me, although I suspect it is something to do with us having too many unwelcome guests using the limited infrastructure. Another form of sewage we seem incapable of dispatching…
No doubt the manufacturers of these awful products lobbied the usual corrupt alcoholics, sorry commisioners, in Brussels. Wining and dining, brown paper envelope and… voila! The European Parliament is asked to rubber stamp EU Directive 4639854002 “Water Resources Regulation”… ostensibly intended to save water and protect the environment. What really happens is something quite different.
Just imagine what this grubby process does across hundreds of thousands of products, processes and services, most of which you are completely unfamiliar with. Misallocating resources, driving up complication, slowly strangling our civilization and ruining our lives.
Everyday life has been turned into a kind of Orwellian black comedy. As we stand there, in the smelly room, spending what remains of our time on this earth, trying to flush a turd. We are being mocked. The fact that they offer two buttons, as if to suggest that we have a meaningful choice, only adds to the communist humour. Who the hell would want half of a weak flush?
Of course you get these penny pinching imbeciles who are desperate to save 14 pence a year, but unless you’re willing to have piss and shit sitting in the pan 24/7, the new toilets aren’t going to help.
Anyway, I suppose I ought to find a link to support this, before returning to the WC to finish off that flush job I started earlier… easier said than done as the useless media outlets seem oblivious. Will this AI summary do?
Nominated by Sir Foxtrot Oscar.
My grandparents had a toilet that came with the house they lived in. It was built around 1900, and that bog lasted decades without any kind of repairs needed. A long handle that flushed with some real power. It was still fully functional in the mid 90s. That’s over 90 years. Victorian British built. Top quality.🚽👑
Now, virtually any household khazi is just fiddly bits of plastic crap, rubbish from China, bits that fall off, and those daft push button flushes. Can’t even flush the smallest wedgie. Hardly living up to the name of the man who invented the flush toilet. One Thomas Crapper.
My other grandparents had an outside bog in their Collyhurst residence. That also lasted many many years.
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TIPPLER, ONE MOVING PART. STRAIGHT DOWN A HOLE IN A WOODEN BOX SEAT INTO THE LOCAL STREAM..!
I CAN SEE THEM MAKING A COMEBACK IN THIRD WORLD GB…💩
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Time for a song perhaps:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONcVfjjD5sw&list=RDONcVfjjD5sw&start_radio=1
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Looks like Priti Patel left the bangers and mash!
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Damn it Boggs !
We were going to have bangers and mash for tea tomorrow.
Don’t think I’ll bother now.
Modern toilets are a load of shit, but a growing number of the population wouldn’t know, as the popularity of shitting in the street increases……..
A tune…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VQ_3sBZEm0&list=RD1VQ_3sBZEm0&start_radio=1A
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Fifteen US bombers now at Fairford.
Light those rag head, goat shaggers up boys !!
https://www.airandspaceforces.com/b-1-bombers-iran-british-base/#:~:text=One%20B%2D1%20arrived%20at,Fairford%20significantly%20increases%20sortie%20rates.
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Fucking BOOM..🔥
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Da Da
Da da daaah da
Da da da daah da…….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayT68jpi_mY
I wonder if the Iranians love the smell of napalm in the morning ?
At last, they’re having the shit knocked out of them.
Splendid.
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Camel cousin shagging cunts…! I’ll bet you fucking lot wish you were intelligent enough to make these..☠️
https://youtu.be/cG4cwo0BWMM?si=279P5OSjIVaoiudp
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Or even invent something as simple as a flushing toilet..💩
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We invented the toilet.
Like we invented everything else.
Invented bogroll too.
Other countries just shat in a hole,
Either wiped their arse on the curtains or just didnt bother.
We had to TEACH them.
French couldn’t get it for decades.
But then theyre a bit slow.
Some people struggle with it.
David Lammy still cant wipe his arse.
Just smears shite all over his back then screeches.
Dianne abbot still drinks out of the bowl if Jeremy corbyn leaves the seat up.
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ASDA have installed stupid new toilets, basically for Greta Thundercunt’s save water rubbish, which guarantee you will leave bangers and mash.
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They put tampax in mens bogs down in that London i heard.
What would you need a jamrag for?
Maybe if you had a leaky balloonknot,
Or if the bogroll runs out.
The daft cunts.
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I have art in our khazi.
What with being cultured.
You people probably dont.
Tasteful landscapes.
And the toilet paper is 8ply.
We have it made by a artisan.
You probably have a few sheets of the sun newspaper hanging from a nail right?
Thats ok, you dont know any better.
But you spend 8hrs of your day in the shitter so may as well have it nice!
I like to chat while on the bog,
Missus Miserable
Pretends she cant hear me,
So i have to shout.
Youd think these chatshows would cotton on wouldnt you?
Terry wogan interviews Joan Collins while in trap 2.
Curling out a big black Guinness shite.
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O/T, interesting. The camel shaggers that are being attacked by fellow Muslim cousin shaggers won’t retaliate because they are all cousin/ camel shagging Muslims.
But they are more than happy for Donald and the Christian west to blow the fuck out of their Muslim cousin/ goat shagging brethren..!
Why the fuck should Christian soldiers be sacrificed to protect the Muslim who won’t fight against an aggressive Muslim foe..!
So what is the point in selling western armaments to the Muslim when they won’t use it to defend their own particular version of the medieval death cult.
Perhaps they would be happy to use our weapons technology to kill the Christian West..🤔
https://www.indiatoday.in/world/story/iran-middle-east-war-why-arab-nations-saudi-uae-qatar-not-hit-back-iran-muslim-ummah-islamic-unity-factor-2876669-2026-03-02
If the gutless cunts won’t respond, stop arming them..!
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Modern toilets are bad enough, but it’s even worse when you have these unisex ones. Being glared at for being a perv in your local library. What is one supposed to do? Placcy walls separate you from the next person trying to have a tacit dump. Worse than a pub loo. Might as well curl one out on the pavement like a “new British”.
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I once saw such a toilet when on holiday in Paris. Bloody awful.
Under the Eiffel Tower there was a portaloo that even a passing, drunk, Spanish tourist (he looked like Mr Meeker from Rentaghost) recoiled and refused to use. Under their national monument a crapper full of bangers and mash with heavily armed soldiers all around. Disgusting. I had to walk 10 minutes to a nearby pub/boat and use their semi-decent toilet.
Train toilets are the worst. In the 70s you’d at least get an Armitage Shanks or maybe a Dudley Trishell cistern with the full 9 litres. Now you get some prissy metal can with vacuum flush. C’mon Starmer promote British Standard toilets. WC Boggs for Prime Minister!
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