Lewis Hamilton (21)

 

is still a cunt.

Wannabe black man Lewis Hamilton is as we have seen time and time again, a massive cunt.

Whatever happened to the days of expendable formula one drivers who were hard drinking, smoking and generally unheard from except for on track race matters?

Now we have this diamond encrusted ageing soy boy using his self importance to waffle on about all things black. And Africa.

Sure, if Africa wants to take back control from the European colonials then that is a matter for the African countries and we don’t need to hear about it from him. Although someone should probably point out to him that China is buying up mineral rights all over Africa faster than his chances of competing in an African grand prix are diminishing.

Which leads me on nicely to him saying at forty one years old after more years of him offending my eyes and ears on TV than I care to remember, that he wants to compete in an African race before he retires, why has it just dawned on him now? Hopefully thats not a statement that he will hang on forever in hope thus keeping fresh blood out of a racing seat.

Absolute cunt, everything about him annoys me from his face, how he sacked his dad who gave up so much to get him into the sport, the taking a knee, infecting a sport with BLM pish, his voice, his “fashion”.

Off for a beer now before I give myself a stroke thinking about him.

Guardian

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles and another lap by Damon Hilarious below.

Preaching from the cockpit of cuntiness about “taking Africa back” from the Brits? As if you’re not waving that Union Jack passport while sipping rosé in your Monaco penthouse overlooking yachts bigger than most African villages!

The Brits haven’t owned a single grain of African sand since 1968 and since? A glorious slide back into feudal hell: crumbling roads and pothole death traps, blackouts, bribes at every checkpoint, bucket showers for the masses, endless coups, genocides on repeat, and mud huts still the default bijou abode that makes your childhood Stevenage flat look like Buckingham Palace! All while the elites drive round in Comic Relief-funded Rolls Royces.

Those years inhaling petrol fumes in the cockpit must’ve finally fried your brain. Cunt.

46 thoughts on “Lewis Hamilton (21)

  1. James Hunt had already shagged more birds by lunchtime than Lewis will in a lifetime.
    That’s how F1 drivers ought to be: bonkers, drinkers and smokers, then die aged 49 as a fucking legend, as Hunt did.
    And pray where, Lewis, is the African F1 track to run the race?
    Is the FIA or teams going to fund it? And who’s going to build it?
    The sootıes?
    Lewis should just retire and let younger guys have a crack at his drive.
    Or they should just shut the whole circus down because it’s boring and cissy nowadays.
    Touring cars and world rally is much better.

  2. Maybe formula one can race in Johannesburg, where drivers have to avoid being car jacked at gunpoint.
    And when coming into the pits for a tyre change, the old tyre is used for necklacing the driver..

    I think little lewis should concentrate on driving and pretending his not a bender.

    • Yeah but, but…he’s dated Nicole Shirtswinger and Kim Kardashian…they’re genuine relationships, right?!
      About as genuine as his spacco brother Nicholas getting a touring car drive without any nepotism…
      Morning Bz/all.

      • Morning Thomas, I saw he was linked with Sofia Vergara recently, yeah right..

        He should be linked with that,glass jawed, mirror kisser Anthony Joshua.

      • Wonder who’d be top and bottom in that relationship?!
        They’d both be bottom.

      • I’m sure he’s bandit – the birds were just “beards”. Like a certain prime minister.

  3. I like to keep up with the latest trends in fashion.
    So now I know what the well-dressed bellend of today wears.

    Apparel by Rent-a-Tent.

  4. Lewis is the reason the gear stick was moved to the steering wheel, as he kept trying to change up with his bottom.

    And only a quare would try to force his dog to become a vegan.

  5. Lewis could have done something useful with his life if only he’d employed Marc Bolan as his trainer.

    Professional organ donor.

    • Lewis puts the cock in cockpit.

      Slavery in Africa was probably on of the best things to happen to the shithole.

      Gave them something to do, stopped them eating each other,
      Full employment,
      Free boat cruise and singing in the fields of the southern states of the US..
      Happy days.

      I don’t need a lecture from some
      Badly dressed, borderline midget gay half chat.
      Stick to putting on your makeup,
      And driving in figure 8s.

      Besides Tiger Woods is a better driver.

  6. I’ve somehow missed the reason these half caste celebrities ignore their white parents. It somehow makes them uncomfortable to have a white mother or father.
    And of course Ron Dennis and the McLaren racing team, who nurtured him into a world champion, were all black people from Nairobi.
    Do us all a favour Hamilton you cunt. Africa is a big place, choose part of it and fuck off and stay there.

  7. Formula 1 race in Africa?

    Stupid cunt.

    What African country has got a spare billion or two to construct a track?
    They are not going to be able to build the scores of 5 star hotels demanded by the dwindling number of fans either.
    All this for a circus that may come to town for one week a year.

    I used to like Formula 1.
    Now it’s just a game of scalextric (however the fuck you spell that).

    The people involved in the production of Formula 1 actually think that they are relevant and safely racing around a sanitised circuit with little opportunity to overtake, let alone have an accident, is important.

    In case you were wondering, every member of Mrs Cunter’s side of my family, along with all of her black friends, think that Lewis Hamilton is a fucking cunt too.

    Good morning.

  8. The Serengeti would be the perfect backdrop to hold the African/Safari Grand Prix. I am sure animal advocate & vegan Lewis would jump at the chance, then hopefully break down & get eaten by lions.

  9. Funnily enough I had a dream about Lewes Hamilton last night.

    I dreamt I’d died and gone to heaven, and I was in this huge room and St Pete was showing me around. I said to St Pete:

    “I’ve noticed all these millions and millions of clocks on the walls, what are those Pete?”

    He said, “that’s everyone’s life clock.”

    I said, “I’ve noticed that the hands on some of them keep whizzing forward every now and then, what’s that about?”

    He said, “every time someone down there interferes with himself they knock an hour off their life clock.”

    I said, “I can’t seem to see Lewes Hamilton’s clock Pete.”

    “No,” he said, “we keep that one in the kitchen as a fan.”

  10. Trouble is Lewis, the African countries show no sign of wanting to go off on their own. Seventeen African countries were British colonies. All are members of the Commonwealth plus four more who were never British colonies. Several of these states have had their membership suspended over the years for subverting democracy and human rights abuses. All without exception changed their ways sufficiently to regain their membership.

  11. Never understood the fascination of F1 for me it’s just a big boys scalectrix, give me superbikes anyday 🏍️ …put dewy lewy on the isle of man circuit he’d be lucky if he left the hospitality tent… How many fellow part time blicks live in Monaco lewy ya overblown 💨bag

    • The video on YT Gelderd of Peter Hickman setting the shortest time for the averaging over two miles a minute. Never bored with it. On the straights passing the crowds waving so fast they appear frozen as if under strobe light. Hope he’s OK now following the crash.

  12. Woke, quare, poofy voice. What a pity he doesn’t live in the U.K. because he could be a Labour M.P. and would probably be Rodney’s replacement this summer.

    • To rephrase the question and to sarcastically add a little light on the situation, is just another nonentity darkle that’s not worth bothering going round in circles about.

  13. For someone as self obsessed and image conscious as Hamilcunt, I’m amazed he hasn’t come out of the closet yet.
    Just think of the kudos he could gain by being not only the first ‘black’ F1 driver, but the first gay one too.
    The plaudits would be rolling in.
    He’d be described as stunning and brave and would be an absolute shoo in for BBC sports personality of the year.
    The only down side would be that Linekunt and Stephen Graham might get a bit bitchy because they think they’re blacker than him, which they probably are.

  14. Lewis is happy, his new Ferrari is almost as good as the Mercedes but not quite, he likes the new cars.

    The new cars are 50% power from battery – why?
    They have complicated recharging.
    They have a boost mode and overtake mode, but if they use too much battery they can’t go flat out all the way down a straight.
    They can’t take corners on the limit cos they are charging the battery.
    The real engine runs on sustainable fuel.
    Oh, they also have some weird system replacing DRS.

    Is there any fucking point, just make the cars to run as fast as possible on a normal fucking ‘petrol’ engine, sustainable my arse.

    Back to Lewis, his mum is white, maybe he should get a proper hair cut and keep off the sun bed, I am sure she has never been anywhere near Africa.

    George Russell must be a bit nervous his Italian child team mate is stealing his thunder 😂

    • Just so Soi! Surely the whole point of F1 is, or should be, the spectacle. I want the burning smell, the heat haze, see the cars cornering at lateral G forces that my car couldn’t achieve in braking. Most of all I want to hear V8 engines turning over at 16,000 and to marvel that valves and pistons don’t meet. Have you heard these “Formula E” machines racing? Sound like fucking sewing mahines being thrashed. When I go to an airshow I want to be battered by the noise of the fast jets. A Spitfire flown by an expert. First you hear the distinctive sound of a Merlin but you can’t see him. Then you hear it go to full throttle, then he appears over the tree line at 50′ and 250 knots. Down the centre line yards from you, pulled into a vertical climb, then a loop and rolled back the right way up at the top. The reason for being alive.

      Fuck EVs.

      • Arfur, try four Merlin engines on a Lancaster. I was lucky enough to witness a Lanc doing air trials many years ago. It was being given a mandatory CAA job to ensure airworthiness. Sunday morning too.

  15. I think Hamilcunts idea of an Africunt Grand Prix should be explored further.
    Let’s be honest, if Africunt football is anything to go by, it’d be fucking hilarious.
    But I would insist that every last piece of infrastructure and organisation should be carried out by Africunts themselves.
    Just imagine the chaos if the lazy cunts actually managed to come up with something.
    Herds of water buffalo on the track, ritual sacrifices on the podium, spears being thrown at drivers they don’t like and fuck knows what else.
    They would probably change the winner three months later at the behest of the leader of the Ooga Booga tribe as well, so as to add a bit of drama.
    Bring it on I say.

  16. Hamilton is pronounced in my social (very small includes the Bulldogs) group as caaaaaant. What the fuck is the cunt wearing in the nom pic? His life journey to date is all the proof one needs that the old axiom once a cunt always a cunt is true, made worse by lots of money.
    Hamilton get to fuck asap

  17. Wont affect Ducky Hamilton but theyre panic buying petrol an diesel at the forecourts.
    Morrisons no diesel
    Had to fuel up at a independent garage in Marple,
    70 fuckin quid for half a tank thats normally
    40.
    😕

    Its most inconvenient this strait of hormuz malarkey.
    Wish Donald would pull his finger out and nuke the fuckers.

  18. Intellectual giant in clown’s clothing Lewis clearly hasn’t thought this through properly.
    Judging by the standards of the average boon driving on British roads, for their own safety, the only vehicles allowed in Africa should be children’s pedal cars.
    As we all know, showing them white mans magic machines just makes the ungrateful cunts want to have a go at it, & if African aviation is anything to go by, the thick cunts won’t be ready for complicated machines for at least another millennia, if ever.

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