Homosexual Investment Regret from Beyond The Grave


“I invested in Brewdog in my husband’s memory. He would be turning in his grave”….

Steven Howe-Bull invested in Brewdog’s Equity for Punks scheme as a tribute to his late husband, Keith Phillip.

The retired wedding celebrant had never invested before, but decided to put £1,000 into the scheme.

Unfortunately the company has been sold off after being run into the ground and the poor cunts who believed the investment guff from the company..”Equity for Punks”,enough for the clear headed to think twice perhaps..

The administrators made clear that those who invested in the Equity for Punks scheme would not get any return from the deal.

Oh dear.

Company co-founder James Watt said he was “heartbroken” for those who had lost their jobs and put money into the Equity For Punks scheme..

Oh well that’s that.

Take your loss and shut up you cunts.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

24 thoughts on “Homosexual Investment Regret from Beyond The Grave

  1. “Before it closed to new investors in 2021, the scheme is said to have raised £75m”.

    Not only shit news, but also old shit news.

    The headline should have been…..

    “Bender upset about losing a grand on a dodgy investment”.

    Total crap.

    Good morning.

  2. He picked a good un.
    Always thought Brewdog was beer for arse bandits.

    Equity for punks?!

    Ha. Haha.
    Ever get the feeling youve been cheated?

      • Morning Thomas,
        Probably misread it as
        “equine spunk”
        A much relished breakfast snack of the Dorothy Gayle club

  3. Looking at their pic, it’s a fair assumption that of all the young, male prostitutes that visited their house, several less made it safely out again.
    Like at Scott Mills’ house.
    Bearing in mind that the BBC kept Huw Edwards on ‘gardening leave’ and on full pay for ages after he bummed (tried to bum? I’m not sure) a young boy, one can only imagine what Scott Mills has been up to to get sacked with immediate effect…elbow-deep fisting of Graham Norton perhaps?

    • The pigs are, apparently, looking into Scotty performing “serious sexual offences against a teenage boy”. Just further reinforcing the theory that almost all fruits are pædos.

  4. Have the BBC ever done a sob story on a straight white person before?

    Well sorry fella you have been punked..

  5. These two vicar lookalikies must have had money to burn. The poor old widower (?!) will have to find somewhere more secure to chuck his coin. How about the Scott Mills Decent Fellow Trust?

    Randy and Hop-On, Deceased

  6. Most of these “investment” schemes would be more correctly called gambling since they are really little different from putting your money on a horse or the result of a game of football. When pension schemes were in their death throes courtesy Gordon Brown, I worked alongside a man who made regular payments into a sheme and annually received a note of what his fund was worth. He showed us a note where was revealed the fact that the growth in its value over the year was rather less than the amount he had paid in. I advised him he should stick his money under the mattress instead. He would lose some to inflation but the currency would still be there. It’s a pity we don’t work in cash for these schemes. It would be illuminating I think to track the serial numbers on the banknotes and see in whose wallet they turn up.

  7. Handing money over to a couple of chancers who act out puerile publicity stunts then go all Ben & Jerrys to flog their cats piss to gullible hipsters. There’s one born every day.

    Equity for pricks.

  8. What the fuck is a ‘retired wedding celebrant’?
    Sounds like a made up title like James Watt’s ‘Captain’ of Brewdog bollox.
    And since when has a grand been seen as a major investment?
    You could easily spend that in a few weeks pissing it up at a Brewdog pub at £7.50 a pint.
    It’s a complete fucking non-story.
    No doubt there’s a few people out there that have lost ten times or more that amount, but because they aren’t openly gay, their tale of woe is deemed worthless by the BBC.
    Perhaps, after this Scott Mills saga, the BBC might be a little more circumspect about their blind deference to quares.
    Then again, I fucking doubt it.

  9. Brew💩 the brand with numerous hip names with the same tasting tropical cack in every can/bottle 🤣…
    Worker.. we’ve run out of hazy Jane cans
    Supervisor…And? you know it’s all the same brew that goes in each name anyway 😩
    ‘god save my investments, I can’t believe it maaaaan’ 🎶 🧷🎸

  10. Fucking awful drinks made by cunts.

    For add fun they ran off with their investors money,one way or another it seems.

    And they’ve upset a dead Gay.

    Oh the humanity!

    Cunts.

    Good morning.

  11. Remember that nom about the woofter who’d fleeced a care home after racking up gambling debts the other week?
    The BBC pulled the story after complaints that he’d been made to look like the victim because he was gay.
    This ‘story’ is more or less identical, although there’s no illegality involved.
    It is clearly inferred that the bloke has been wronged more than others because he is gay?
    Not only that, the memory of his ‘husband’ has been wilfully besmirched.
    So there you have it. Next time you buy a car that turns out to be a pile of shit or suchlike, just contact the BBC, tell them you’re quare, and let them try to get your money back.

  12. As FMC mentions above, this is a total non-story, driven no doubt by the BBC’s obsession with ‘news’ articles about shirt-lifters & how they’ve been hard-done-to.

    What is of note, is that Gay Keith was apparently a retired headmaster – an all-boys school by any chance? Funny how a lot of the fruits like to surround themselves with youngsters.

    I’ve got no idea why Gay Steven is concerned about Keith ‘turning in his grave’, at least the cunt will be the right way up now. As we all know, the mincers are always buried face-down in order to facilitate easy access for the homosexual necrophiles.

    • Indeed, SG. I bet he is turning in his grave and probably muttering something like ‘why did that daft cunt give a thousand pounds to a millionaires son who claimed he started out penniless, but later admitted his father had invested heavily in his start up business?’

  13. How many rent boys can you get for a £1000, no wonder he is upset, tribute to his old quare husband, what bollocks 😂

    I am sure there are a lot of punters out there who lost more that £1000 in the BrewDog bollocks.

    The BBC should be ashamed for running this shit.

  14. Thank the lord that a tranny wasn’t diddled out of a few quid, headline news on Best bum children for fucking months. Considering all the crap that’s going on in the World today, surely this news item figures further down the scale of importance than a game of conkers in West Harrow? Bollocks.

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