“I invested in Brewdog in my husband’s memory. He would be turning in his grave”….
Steven Howe-Bull invested in Brewdog’s Equity for Punks scheme as a tribute to his late husband, Keith Phillip.
The retired wedding celebrant had never invested before, but decided to put £1,000 into the scheme.
Unfortunately the company has been sold off after being run into the ground and the poor cunts who believed the investment guff from the company..”Equity for Punks”,enough for the clear headed to think twice perhaps..
The administrators made clear that those who invested in the Equity for Punks scheme would not get any return from the deal.
Oh dear.
Company co-founder James Watt said he was “heartbroken” for those who had lost their jobs and put money into the Equity For Punks scheme..
Oh well that’s that.
Take your loss and shut up you cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
I’d have thought that this idiot was old enough to have heard that you never invest money you can’t afford to lose.
Same applies to lending money.
NFG, pal.
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“Before it closed to new investors in 2021, the scheme is said to have raised £75m”.
Not only shit news, but also old shit news.
The headline should have been…..
“Bender upset about losing a grand on a dodgy investment”.
Total crap.
Good morning.
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He picked a good un.
Always thought Brewdog was beer for arse bandits.
Equity for punks?!
Ha. Haha.
Ever get the feeling youve been cheated?
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Equity for spunk.
Gay spunk, which presumably spurts out in rainbow colours.
Morning MNC/all.
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Morning Thomas,
Probably misread it as
“equine spunk”
A much relished breakfast snack of the Dorothy Gayle club
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Looking at their pic, it’s a fair assumption that of all the young, male prostitutes that visited their house, several less made it safely out again.
Like at Scott Mills’ house.
Bearing in mind that the BBC kept Huw Edwards on ‘gardening leave’ and on full pay for ages after he bummed (tried to bum? I’m not sure) a young boy, one can only imagine what Scott Mills has been up to to get sacked with immediate effect…elbow-deep fisting of Graham Norton perhaps?
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The pigs are, apparently, looking into Scotty performing “serious sexual offences against a teenage boy”. Just further reinforcing the theory that almost all fruits are pædos.
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Good afternoon TTCE.
Clearly the BBC is satisfied that Mrs Mills has engaged in gross misconduct sufficient to warrant instant dismissal. No suspension on full pay for BBC R2 Breakfast Bumraypist.
Perhaps they are beginning to learn from their mistakes during the Savile/Harris/Hall/Lee Travis noncery?
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Good afternoon TTCE.
Clearly the BBC is satisfied that Mrs Mills has engaged in gross misconduct sufficient to warrant instant dismissal. No suspension on full pay for BBC R2’s favourite Breakfast Bumraypist.
Perhaps they are beginning to learn from their mistakes during the Savile/Harris/Hall/Lee Travis n0nc3ry?
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Caught in vest and underpants. Let’s start from the beginning and lock the dirty bastards up.
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Have the BBC ever done a sob story on a straight white person before?
Well sorry fella you have been punked..
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These two vicar lookalikies must have had money to burn. The poor old widower (?!) will have to find somewhere more secure to chuck his coin. How about the Scott Mills Decent Fellow Trust?
Randy and Hop-On, Deceased
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Most of these “investment” schemes would be more correctly called gambling since they are really little different from putting your money on a horse or the result of a game of football. When pension schemes were in their death throes courtesy Gordon Brown, I worked alongside a man who made regular payments into a sheme and annually received a note of what his fund was worth. He showed us a note where was revealed the fact that the growth in its value over the year was rather less than the amount he had paid in. I advised him he should stick his money under the mattress instead. He would lose some to inflation but the currency would still be there. It’s a pity we don’t work in cash for these schemes. It would be illuminating I think to track the serial numbers on the banknotes and see in whose wallet they turn up.
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Handing money over to a couple of chancers who act out puerile publicity stunts then go all Ben & Jerrys to flog their cats piss to gullible hipsters. There’s one born every day.
Equity for pricks.
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Invest in what you know so they say.
That’ll be butt plugs and Grindr for Steven then.
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I’m laughing my tits off 🤣🤣🤣🤣.Tough shit.
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What the fuck is a ‘retired wedding celebrant’?
Sounds like a made up title like James Watt’s ‘Captain’ of Brewdog bollox.
And since when has a grand been seen as a major investment?
You could easily spend that in a few weeks pissing it up at a Brewdog pub at £7.50 a pint.
It’s a complete fucking non-story.
No doubt there’s a few people out there that have lost ten times or more that amount, but because they aren’t openly gay, their tale of woe is deemed worthless by the BBC.
Perhaps, after this Scott Mills saga, the BBC might be a little more circumspect about their blind deference to quares.
Then again, I fucking doubt it.
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Brew💩 the brand with numerous hip names with the same tasting tropical cack in every can/bottle 🤣…
Worker.. we’ve run out of hazy Jane cans
Supervisor…And? you know it’s all the same brew that goes in each name anyway 😩
‘god save my investments, I can’t believe it maaaaan’ 🎶 🧷🎸
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Fucking awful drinks made by cunts.
For add fun they ran off with their investors money,one way or another it seems.
And they’ve upset a dead Gay.
Oh the humanity!
Cunts.
Good morning.
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A homo fool and it’s money is easily parted..🤡
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…as well as his buttocks…
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Remember that nom about the woofter who’d fleeced a care home after racking up gambling debts the other week?
The BBC pulled the story after complaints that he’d been made to look like the victim because he was gay.
This ‘story’ is more or less identical, although there’s no illegality involved.
It is clearly inferred that the bloke has been wronged more than others because he is gay?
Not only that, the memory of his ‘husband’ has been wilfully besmirched.
So there you have it. Next time you buy a car that turns out to be a pile of shit or suchlike, just contact the BBC, tell them you’re quare, and let them try to get your money back.
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As FMC mentions above, this is a total non-story, driven no doubt by the BBC’s obsession with ‘news’ articles about shirt-lifters & how they’ve been hard-done-to.
What is of note, is that Gay Keith was apparently a retired headmaster – an all-boys school by any chance? Funny how a lot of the fruits like to surround themselves with youngsters.
I’ve got no idea why Gay Steven is concerned about Keith ‘turning in his grave’, at least the cunt will be the right way up now. As we all know, the mincers are always buried face-down in order to facilitate easy access for the homosexual necrophiles.
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Indeed, SG. I bet he is turning in his grave and probably muttering something like ‘why did that daft cunt give a thousand pounds to a millionaires son who claimed he started out penniless, but later admitted his father had invested heavily in his start up business?’
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If Keith had also been Dark Key then the BBC Internet would have gone fully molten,consuming all before it.
Hopefully they all died of AIDS.
Sob story nonentity dung.
Oven.
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How many rent boys can you get for a £1000, no wonder he is upset, tribute to his old quare husband, what bollocks 😂
I am sure there are a lot of punters out there who lost more that £1000 in the BrewDog bollocks.
The BBC should be ashamed for running this shit.
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Ask Scott mills/ Two Tier the current rate for rent boy’s..!
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Thank the lord that a tranny wasn’t diddled out of a few quid, headline news on Best bum children for fucking months. Considering all the crap that’s going on in the World today, surely this news item figures further down the scale of importance than a game of conkers in West Harrow? Bollocks.
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Maybe Rachael from accounts, you know Ms Lego hair missed a chance to improve Britain’s deficit. Then maybe not.
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Did they drink it or use it for lubrication?
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I tested the product. It tasted like piss mixed with chemical effluent. So I figured I would not invest. It’s really not hard to make investment decisions. I suppose it could be harder to judge if your mouth tasted like cock cheese before but slightly better after.
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I wonder if the one with iron deficiency would suck the cock of the partner after its been remerging up and down his own black shitty arse. Somehow I don’t think so.
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Rummaging you fool.
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Talking of dogs …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c0krx62mygmt
Rapper`s Crapper Mauls Old Slapper.
🗞️
I thought they only ate mongoloid`s kids.
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Ive nowt against the gays.
Im a fan of the nice money they have in abundance.
I don’t approve of the fruity shirts they wear,
The shitty disco music they like,
Or the acting like a teenage girl.
But on the whole im the epitome of Tolerance and live and let live attitude to deviancy.
I feel sorry for them.
They cant get into heaven.
You go to heaven?
Wont hear any kylie cds playing,
No showings of the wizard of oz,
No musicals,
No gaylords see?
Why its called heaven😁
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Ps
No gays, but
There are jews.
They run the shops up there.
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Hey Mis, I saw the Aussie cops finally shot that ‘soverign citizen’ Dezi Freeman who you nomed last year after seven months hiding out in the bush. You’d have thought they would have brought in abo trackers especially if he had an open bottle of moonshine or was cashing some benefits.
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Yeah, Desi Freeman the sovereign citizen LL.
Credit where its due,
Staying ahead of a manhunt for 7month is pretty impressive!
The bloke was mad as a shithouse rat
But outwitted the aussie plod.
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The cunt on the right looks like early AI.
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I think sometime or other that we’ve eaten human flesh without realising, especially myself when meat was scarce during the last war.
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I have an alternative investment proposal that Steven may wish to put his pink pounds to.
It is called Gaybay. A bit like Ebay, but Gay types can advertise their chuff and toilet parts on there for other gaylords to slaver over and place bids for. The winning bidder gets to engage in manly love with the advertiser.
Seriously, if it were legal, I’d set it up in a heartbeat.
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Yeah, one for the boys PM. Not only a steady income (no pun intended) but an absolute cornucopia of blackmail opportunity. You’d be a multi millionaire in no time. Bloody great idea, won’t steal it cos I have some honour left.
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A poof is suspected of having buggered a little boy.
I’m shocked.
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Standard defence for accusations of kiddy diddling. “I maybe perverted but I’ve never inserted” M’lord, your honour, inspector and so on. Very surprised that the best bum children acted so quickly as they have a lot of form with defending pervs and pederasts in fact any useless count who indulges in devency. Just think I used to help fund that cesspit.
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OT For those of a North West disposition, I hear James Stannage once of Piccadilly radio and Key 103 has passed away. Bit of a wind up merchant in his time. I’m wondering what Norman made of him as I think he was a blue nose.
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Remember him from the 80s..
Good fun,acerbic wit.
RIP.
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