Francis Hodibert lorry driver

Mr. Hodibert is a 62 year old HGV driver who, in 2022, took a compulsory eye test that he required to retain his HGV licence.

Unfortunately, he failed part of the test and the DVLA revoked his HGV licence. He subsequently regained it following a test done by a consultant ophthalmologist.

However, poor Mr. Hodibert was so shocked by the loss of his livelihood that it affected his mental health so severely he doesn’t know when, or even if, he will ever be able to work again.

Naturally, he is now suing the original opticians for £200+k.

Who are these charletans? Specsavers!

Now, if you want to get reading glasses, there’s nothing wrong with Specsavers, but for something as important as retaining your HGV licence? Really?

That alone, in my opinion, makes him a cunt.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

25 thoughts on “Francis Hodibert lorry driver

    • Morning GT/all.
      With the scumbag Daily Mail, just copy the link into:
      textise.net
      and you can read a text only version of any paid news site.

      • When anyone is coming the cunt and asking for money to read anything for free, I use an old iPad and it avoids money grabbing cunts.

  1. Why was i not surprised, when clicking on the link to be confronted by a smiling malteser.

    Personally we owe spec-savers a huge debt of gratitude, for keeping that porch monkey off our roads.

    Where did he get the figure of 200,000 grand from. I bet that lazy cunt hasn’t earned that in his lifetime.
    Deport…

  2. In my last job Jeezum, we had a contract to maintain Specsaver’s kit. A right bunch of cowboys. However I don’t know how you find a good optician. When I was tested by and bought spectacles from Boot’s recently I found I couldn’t see to drive wearing them despite having told the clown who tested me their main use would be for driving. Took them back, was seen by a different body who looked at them and stated immediately; “No, you can’t drive in these.” He then offered to resolve the issue for £40. I departed and got glasses to the prescription on line and now I can see perfectly.

  3. 10,4 good buddy breaker,breaker be aware of a diversion near scarforth pass …thanks,but just gone on the aproach aaarrrggggggh fuck aaarrrggghhh 💥 #!”* … Specsavers 👁️ here for you 🤕two for the price of one 🩼🩼😩

  4. Just another chiseling ligger chancing his arm as every other cunt who has the slightest upset seems to now.
    Mental health upset ?
    Yes I am suffering. From reading about all these greedy lying scum.

  5. If passing an eye test is vital for your job and you would be out of work if you failed it, then anyone sensible would go along to an optician and tell them that they want their eyes tested and corrective glasses before going along for the test itself.

    It may cost you a bit of money for the check up, and a little more if you do need new glasses but there is no point in taking a chance.

    I have to have a eye test to renew my licence.
    I know that I’m OK to drive at the moment but the chart that the test centre makes you read has tiny letters on.

    They also shine a fucking strong light in your eyes at one point, and then make you read the chart again.
    Simulating being dazzled.

    About a month before my test is due I will go along to an optician and he will change the lenses in my glasses if he needs to.

  6. Hodibert, failed eye test, maybe he shouldn’t have gone to spec savers.

    I wonder what colour/breed the spec saver optician was, they all tend to be a bit south asian from my (limited) experience.

    At 62 he could start a new career in, oh wait a minute he has, scamming the system.

    Depression, he should think himself lucky he doesn’t work for MNC, he would really know depression.

    ‘Today Frank we are shifting cotton down t’mill, as you are black you can do all the jumping down and tuning around …. mate’

  7. Specsavers should say there’s been an error and give the cunt his license. First time back on the job, he then runs up the arse of another lorry bringing in illegal immigrants and all are killed instantly. If only it were true.

    • Luckily nowadays Yorkie bars have braille on the wrappers.

      But Franks never going to see the terrified face of a prostitute again.
      😢

      • The average UK prostitute frequenting lorry parks also has braille on her face, spots and sores from too much crack.

  8. I use Joseph Lord opticians and I don’t drive. But I wonder if they’re using a name closest to Jesus for legality reasons, who supposed to have made blind people see.

  9. There’s obviously been people out there who have said fuck it and ended up killed. But there’s no way from telling if it’s due to bad eyesight from a dead person. I can only think of transferring the eyes to an illegal immigrant and bang him/her up posthumously. That would be a first from a jury full of laughter.

  10. Health and safety gone mad.

    Youve got to be able to see

    Youve got to be sober

    You shouldn’t read at the wheel

    Christ, talk about killjoys.
    Not like the good old days
    The Bandit didnt wear specs and he was a great driver.
    The Blues Brothers did
    But just to look cool.

    You should be allowed to drive whether you can read or not.

    Its discrimination
    And i hate discrimination.

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