Mr. Hodibert is a 62 year old HGV driver who, in 2022, took a compulsory eye test that he required to retain his HGV licence.
Unfortunately, he failed part of the test and the DVLA revoked his HGV licence. He subsequently regained it following a test done by a consultant ophthalmologist.
However, poor Mr. Hodibert was so shocked by the loss of his livelihood that it affected his mental health so severely he doesn’t know when, or even if, he will ever be able to work again.
Naturally, he is now suing the original opticians for £200+k.
Who are these charletans? Specsavers!
Now, if you want to get reading glasses, there’s nothing wrong with Specsavers, but for something as important as retaining your HGV licence? Really?
That alone, in my opinion, makes him a cunt.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
If the Daily Mail thinks I’m going to pay them to read that bollocks then they’d better think again.
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Morning GT/all.
With the scumbag Daily Mail, just copy the link into:
textise.net
and you can read a text only version of any paid news site.
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When anyone is coming the cunt and asking for money to read anything for free, I use an old iPad and it avoids money grabbing cunts.
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I’ve take the chance and pressed pay when asked to and then allowed through, but how can they take my money when I’m one of the few who doesn’t have online banking.
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I also can’t be scammed. They’ve tried it on through my landline, but when asked by a young lady, I ask for the colour of their knickers for proof and the usual dead line occurs.
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Why was i not surprised, when clicking on the link to be confronted by a smiling malteser.
Personally we owe spec-savers a huge debt of gratitude, for keeping that porch monkey off our roads.
Where did he get the figure of 200,000 grand from. I bet that lazy cunt hasn’t earned that in his lifetime.
Deport…
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In my last job Jeezum, we had a contract to maintain Specsaver’s kit. A right bunch of cowboys. However I don’t know how you find a good optician. When I was tested by and bought spectacles from Boot’s recently I found I couldn’t see to drive wearing them despite having told the clown who tested me their main use would be for driving. Took them back, was seen by a different body who looked at them and stated immediately; “No, you can’t drive in these.” He then offered to resolve the issue for £40. I departed and got glasses to the prescription on line and now I can see perfectly.
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10,4 good buddy breaker,breaker be aware of a diversion near scarforth pass …thanks,but just gone on the aproach aaarrrggggggh fuck aaarrrggghhh 💥 #!”* … Specsavers 👁️ here for you 🤕two for the price of one 🩼🩼😩
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Poor Frank,
Told hes going blind and hes got HIV.
On the brightside youll get a free
Labrador.
This is Rubber Duck,
Over and out.
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It would probably be safer to let the Labrador drive.
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When fucking my latest lassie and about to shoot my load, I say “Roger and Out”.
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Just another chiseling ligger chancing his arm as every other cunt who has the slightest upset seems to now.
Mental health upset ?
Yes I am suffering. From reading about all these greedy lying scum.
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If passing an eye test is vital for your job and you would be out of work if you failed it, then anyone sensible would go along to an optician and tell them that they want their eyes tested and corrective glasses before going along for the test itself.
It may cost you a bit of money for the check up, and a little more if you do need new glasses but there is no point in taking a chance.
I have to have a eye test to renew my licence.
I know that I’m OK to drive at the moment but the chart that the test centre makes you read has tiny letters on.
They also shine a fucking strong light in your eyes at one point, and then make you read the chart again.
Simulating being dazzled.
About a month before my test is due I will go along to an optician and he will change the lenses in my glasses if he needs to.
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Precisely A.T. I have just, last week, done the same.
Keep me safe, keep you safe.
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Wise words indeed.
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As someone who has to keep up to date with eye tests to keep my license. It’s worth pointing out that if DVLC insists on an eye their contract is with. Surprise, surprise —- Specsavers.
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My missus went to Specsavers – they fucked up her test and gave her wrong lenses. They are shit.
Is the DVLC rying to kill more drivers by forcing them to use these useless shits?
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Hodibert, failed eye test, maybe he shouldn’t have gone to spec savers.
I wonder what colour/breed the spec saver optician was, they all tend to be a bit south asian from my (limited) experience.
At 62 he could start a new career in, oh wait a minute he has, scamming the system.
Depression, he should think himself lucky he doesn’t work for MNC, he would really know depression.
‘Today Frank we are shifting cotton down t’mill, as you are black you can do all the jumping down and tuning around …. mate’
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Full Eddie Stobart oven for the Malteser
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Deep-fry the chancer in melted, molten-hot Yorkie Bars.
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Specsavers should say there’s been an error and give the cunt his license. First time back on the job, he then runs up the arse of another lorry bringing in illegal immigrants and all are killed instantly. If only it were true.
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Luckily nowadays Yorkie bars have braille on the wrappers.
But Franks never going to see the terrified face of a prostitute again.
😢
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The average UK prostitute frequenting lorry parks also has braille on her face, spots and sores from too much crack.
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He should be paid out of court with a good kicking from drivers who accept the inevitability.
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Apparently there are some concerns about Specsavers monopoly on the DVLA eye test..!
Some postulate they are being very well paid to thin out the motoring population..!
https://youtu.be/XWbxDsh5L4E?si=fRPddO4HOsinKaDO
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Specsavers are all run by invaders anyway. Avoid them.
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https://metro.co.uk/2013/02/24/should-have-gone-to-specsavers-car-crashes-into-opticians-in-kent-3511853/
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I use Joseph Lord opticians and I don’t drive. But I wonder if they’re using a name closest to Jesus for legality reasons, who supposed to have made blind people see.
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There’s obviously been people out there who have said fuck it and ended up killed. But there’s no way from telling if it’s due to bad eyesight from a dead person. I can only think of transferring the eyes to an illegal immigrant and bang him/her up posthumously. That would be a first from a jury full of laughter.
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Health and safety gone mad.
Youve got to be able to see
Youve got to be sober
You shouldn’t read at the wheel
Christ, talk about killjoys.
Not like the good old days
The Bandit didnt wear specs and he was a great driver.
The Blues Brothers did
But just to look cool.
You should be allowed to drive whether you can read or not.
Its discrimination
And i hate discrimination.
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Specwasters have a habit of giving poor service. I have known many people that have ended up worse off. Being issues out of focus glasses. Having glaucoma, when it wasn’t picked up, & even ending up in hospital. On what I have witnessed (Yes I can see, I never go there) I would leave this lot well alone.
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No doubt the wicked cunt has stolen someone’s identity and is falsely claiming “motability” payments as well.
Oven.
Good afternoon.
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I was watching wages of fear yesterday, those fellas had it easy.. you try driving a lorry full of nitroglycerin over our pot-holed, speed bump infested roads.
Width restrictions and ulez payments, you would welcome the cargo going up. Sweet relief.
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One of my favourite films, Barry. I’m always amused by the opening scene with the little boy in nothing but a short vest. It would remind me of myself doing the same when a young lad and my mother telling me to put my trousers on. Then woman scrubbing the floor didn’t have tits big enough for a cleavage view. Anyway the rest of the film was great.
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Due my suffering of rheumatoid arthritis I’m constantly bombarded by post with the offer of a free car instead of my ample amount of money I receive each month. Why would I want to become a bone idol driver and enter an early grave. I’d rather live longer and enjoy spending the money.
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Should’ve said putting the money to better use, to make it more annoying to some.
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O/T, come on you Marxist cunts. Spill the beans, how much taxpayers money have you spaffed to your lawyers..?
I think we should be told..!
https://www.gbnews.com/news/bbc-donald-trump-lawsuit-licence-fee
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I ain’t clicking that Waily Fail link.
That rag needs a special reserved in hell cunting all of its own. Utter shite and now I see they are banging on to the masses about fuel shortages and Israel using nukes. FFS, they make the ‘Sun’ look balanced and sensible.
As for the nom, should have gone to Specsavers… or Not.
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That blind cunt Frank should be a taxi driver nobody would notice as they all drive like mr Magoo.
I used to have eyes like a fuckin falcon.
Good night vision too.
But the warranty has run out.
Need reading glasses now😢
So i just dont read.
Fuck paying all that money to look like Buddy Holly.
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OT. Did anyone else see that trans sucking cunt Pedro Pascal at the Academy Awards? He was there with that Star Wars puppet thing for fuck’s sake. That Grogu effort. Mind you, the puppet has more talent than that mincing cunt.
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Best thing about this year’s Oscars was Sydney Sweeney’s tits.
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Pascal is due a super cunting.
Trannies, bummers, Palestinians, diversity.
You name it, he does the lot. The cunt is like a dago David Tennant.
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Him with the hairlip?
Hollywood Andy Burnham.
Hes a proper cunt.
Bumfluff mustache
Free Palestine ✊🏽
Just drink your cocktail you
Fuckin shill.
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While on the subject of lorry drivers, this chap I know had a recent eye test which he passed. However being that he is a diabetic, although I am not sure of the type, there was a red flag that flashed up on his medical result. Turned out it was his vaping that caused the issue. Now back on the roll ups which he gets cheap from Europe anyway.
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I’ve had personal dealings with Specsavers and can report, they are utter cunts. At least the dopey mare who served me was a cunt.
Picture the scene. Eye exam and new glasses ordered from a store close to home. Before they’re ready, I temporarily move back to my folks place just prior to leaving for the US. Glasses are finally ready so I have to drive 50+ miles back to their store to collect them. Rimless, very lightweight frame, super expensive. Dipshit slag retrieves my new glasses from the back, takes them out of the case and gives them a little clean……so vigorously in fact that she manages to snap the frame in half while I stood there and watched her do it. I could not fucking believe it! I should have dropped the bitch right there and then.
A new “rush” order placed which may or may not get done in time before I leave the fucking country, followed by a 50+ mile journey back to my folks place. With a few days before I was due to leave, I got the call my glasses are ready. Again. So another 100+ mile round trip journey to collect them which I really could have done without.
And the compensation for fucking me about like that? “oh yeah, sorry about that”. Absolute bastard cunting shit stained pus filled gits. Death to Specsavers for the stress, aggravation, extra time and mileage all caused by your utter incompetence.
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