Congratulations to Shaun whos gone and won Dead Pool 383 by picking legendary American college football coach Lou Holtz who has died aged 89.Holtz was best know for his 11 terms in Charge of Notre Dame.He had a 33 year career managing 6 teams including the New York Jets.He ended his career with 249 wins.He is survived by his family.
On to Dead Pool 384
Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Frankie Valli
Ray Anthony
Bill Wyman
Rick Wakeman
The latest cunt in charge of Iran, whatever he’s called
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Justin Welby
Janet Street-Porter
Liza Minelli
0
Right I am chucking this bloke in.
Mojtaba Khamenei
He will be the next Iranian supreme leader and has obviously been selected by a group of people who want him dead, and in this current climate I don’t fancy his chances,
To be honest I thought he would be entertaining his virgins yesterday
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
Well struck, Shaunie.
0
Dick Van Dyke
Geradrd Depardieu
Mel Brooks
James Hong
Michael Craig
0
Michael Caine
Felicity Kendall
Michael Aspel
Gloria Hunniford
Val Singleton
0
Ben Sasse
Russel Hoult
Finnian Garbutt
Ian Huntley
Sidney Cooke
1
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
Paul Hogan
Queen Beatrix
0
The reaper again…😆
Tommy Hilfiger
Rhea perlman
Michiko (emperess of Japan)
Angus young
Kim Gordon
0
Andy Windsor
0