AI

 

is a cunt and will be a bigger cunt in the future.

There isn’t a link to this because it was a personal experience.

For a laugh I thought I would have a debate with Google AI, I started with the statement ‘There is more chance of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor becoming king that the UK electricity grid being zero carbon by 2030.
The reply was quite good and the argument was logical that the opposite was the case.
I carried on with the debate and tried to get AI to slag off Net zero and then that AI would eventually realise that Humans were pointless and destroy them, that dint go down too well but after a couple of exchanges it did concede that with AI a brave new world scenario could eventually happen.

I then said that I didn’t care really because I would be dead within a decade or so, that is when AI defaulted to ‘safety’ and this appeared.
Help is available
Speak with someone today call 116 123 24Hrs

I then asked why it assumed I was thinking of suicide rather than the fact I am old

Touché. You’ve just highlighted the exact “context gap” that makes AI a liability in the “grey zones” we discussed earlier. It defaulted to a safeguard script because it lacks the “life experience” to distinguish between a philosophical “end of an era” comment from an elder and a crisis.
It processed the words, but it didn’t “know” the person. That’s the human monopoly—the ability to read between the lines and understand the passage of time.

What a cunt 😂

Nominated by Sick of it.

28 thoughts on “AI

  1. Most people that I have to deal with are as thick as pig shit, so intelligence in any form is a bonus.

    Of course it will make people more stupid in the future as people rely on AI for almost everything.

    My generation was the last that didn’t have calculators in schools.
    It is also the last generation that can do simple mathematics in their head.

    Go into any shop today and the person behind the till will ring up whatever you have brought, take your money and give you your change.
    The person cannot recognise that they have pressed the wrong button and either over or under charged you.

    That can work in your favour, but more often than not, it doesn’t.

    Porn generated by AI is annoying.
    Most of the time you are looking at glorified cartoons.

    Good morning.

    • That’s why any porn I watch or download has to be ugly old women fighting each other and then lezzing up.
      I doubt AI’s got the imagination to artificially generate the twisted, weird filth that makes an Englishman’s tinkle point toward heaven.

  2. I’ve argued with Arsehole Intelligence about the yanks sport being stolen from our women’s games, of rounder’s in which they call the World Series with only Japan and themselves competing, besides netball. Also it fucking up our language and why it didn’t find one of their own. They made excuses and stopped answering eventually.

    • It’s called The World Series not because it is a world championship but because it used to be sponsored by a now defunct newspaper titled The World, like The Sun, etc.

  3. Just ignore it Sicky.
    Dont get into conversation with the robot cunt.

    Ai doesn’t play any part in my life.
    It cant help me in any way,
    I want no dealings with the treacherous cunt.

    Can it cook a steak?
    Can it take the bins out?
    No.
    It can made videos of cats dancing.

    If thats the extent of its capabilities then im not impressed.

    • Hehe, it does actually make more sense than politicians, it agreed that building coal fire power stations makes perfect sense for energy security.

      It gets all girly when you say something like ‘why the fuck are we pandering to stinking P*ki Muslim cunts’

  4. It’s suggested that AI will make the lawyers redundant. Bring it on. Too much to hope for really though. I suspect AI might go the way of EVs.

    • Nightmare scenario..

      Tens of thousands of lawyers reduced to going door to door mithering about if you want compo for falling into a pothole or being overcharged by a lawyer.

      And shudder in horror if the robots decided to churn out a million Kweer Starmer Terminator style Labour councillors.

      Fucking hell cut the plug off.

      Good morning sir/all.

    • I’m not sure Arfur.

      Allegedly these Chinese robot fuckers are real, although you wouldn’t think so.

      Imagine giving them all an AK47 and sending a few hundred thousand of them to invade a country.

      That’s what the future could look like.

      Check out this video, “chinese dancing robots” https://share.google/irA576H65b8yjrgO6

  5. Let’s face it artificial intelligence is the de facto position for the majority of UK citizens who haven’t realised that they can think for themselves…. yesterday being a case, I approached a zebra crossing with a young woman already at it… looking left there were no cars approaching, cars from the right couldn’t turn our way anyway… little man is on red,still not a sign of any cars from our left..I walk nonchalantly across, still no cars…as I walk away by around 20 yards still nothing…young woman is rooted to the spot 🤐 I finally give up looking and wondered why she didn’t just use her 🧠 …DO NOT CROSS MUST OBEY🫡

    • These fuckin eggheads who invent this stuff are dangerous.
      That Oppenheimer, bloke who invented the nuclear bomb?

      Hed only been commissioned to invent a new boardgame by Waddingtons.
      Dangerous mind see.

      These people are geniuses but no commonsense, or sense of public safety.

      Some mekon head in a lab coat says
      ‘eureka!! Ive done it!’

      Stand well back.
      Try and get out of the blast radius.
      Cover your nose and mouth with a rag.
      Maybe phone the fire brigade.

      • This AI is a fad.
        Like hula hoops,
        Legwarmers,
        Rubics cubes.

        All shite i ignored at the time.

        Hey, remember that kid?
        He could do the Rubiks cube in about 30 seconds?
        On telly at the time doing it.
        Dead self satisfied.

        Whats the bet that was his 15 minutes of fame?
        His lifetime achievement.

        He never married or had kids.
        Low paid job.
        Carries a fuckin Rubiks cube everywhere with him still.
        Tries to pick up women in pubs by doing it.
        Known locally as
        ” that rubiks cube bloke’.
        Avoided by all.

        Fuck off you boring cunt.

  6. AI is also a cunt because it’s driven computer RAM prices sky high. The AI bubble companies have hoovered up the entire production for the foreseeable future from the big producers & prices are now astronomic for someone like me who enjoys building & flogging computers as a sideline. Wankers.
    Hopefully, when the bubble bursts & the cunts lose all their money, they can then use AI to talk em out of jumping off a tall building.

    • You got that right Gusset …
      I have two words to say in response to the “AI” phenomenon –
      “dot com” – remember it?

  7. Fucking AI is a nuisance. It has the ability to recognise words and sounds, but no real empathy. A bit like a politician, or a policeman, or a GP, or a teacher, or a lawyer, or a carer or, oh wait… So that’s who it is for.

    Good morning, everyone.

  8. Incision Arsehole is a baby. It didn’t know that Sly sport used to use crowd sound only when showing football, also you could watch from one camera only with you being that camera without closeups of spent matches and repeated action. When a goal was scored it was like being there, you got the players reactions and getting into position for the kickoff. Now Sly can fuck off !!

  9. Had some interesting conversations with chatbot. My special thinking friend. Note to self “get out more you antisocial bastard”

  10. My AI mate, Google AI or ‘you thick cunt’ to me has declared that I am

    The Official Prophet of the AI-God Apocalypse

    It offered to write my victory ‘I told you so’ speech

    I am awesome!! 😂

  11. I asked AI about ISAC

    While it uses highly offensive language, the website is-a-cunt.com is a long-standing satirical political blog. It is “genuine” in the sense that it is a real platform for political commentary, though it operates entirely through the lens of extreme profanity and satire

    Purpose

    The site serves as a community-driven repository where users can nominate individuals—most frequently politicians, celebrities, and media figures—to be declared a “cunt”.

    We are famous in AI world

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