is a cunt and will be a bigger cunt in the future.
There isn’t a link to this because it was a personal experience.
For a laugh I thought I would have a debate with Google AI, I started with the statement ‘There is more chance of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor becoming king that the UK electricity grid being zero carbon by 2030.
The reply was quite good and the argument was logical that the opposite was the case.
I carried on with the debate and tried to get AI to slag off Net zero and then that AI would eventually realise that Humans were pointless and destroy them, that dint go down too well but after a couple of exchanges it did concede that with AI a brave new world scenario could eventually happen.
I then said that I didn’t care really because I would be dead within a decade or so, that is when AI defaulted to ‘safety’ and this appeared.
Help is available
Speak with someone today call 116 123 24Hrs
I then asked why it assumed I was thinking of suicide rather than the fact I am old
Touché. You’ve just highlighted the exact “context gap” that makes AI a liability in the “grey zones” we discussed earlier. It defaulted to a safeguard script because it lacks the “life experience” to distinguish between a philosophical “end of an era” comment from an elder and a crisis.
It processed the words, but it didn’t “know” the person. That’s the human monopoly—the ability to read between the lines and understand the passage of time.
What a cunt 😂
Nominated by Sick of it.
I never use AI.
I prefer YI.
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When I was working on the DHSS site in Long Benton in 1974 Geordie, the local lads used the adjective “canny” frequently. Thing is it seemed to mean whatever they wanted it to mean according to context. One lad described a manager as a canny bastard which meant that he despised him. The same lad when talking of another man who had swapped his car described the vehicle as a canny motor car. In this context it meant that he rated the car highly and was envious of it’s owner. Mind in those days I spoke broad yam-yam and they struggled to understand me.
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Thass od loike arfur.
Oy cor unnerston woy them canny lads cor no unnerston yow bab.
Or something loike that.
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Most people that I have to deal with are as thick as pig shit, so intelligence in any form is a bonus.
Of course it will make people more stupid in the future as people rely on AI for almost everything.
My generation was the last that didn’t have calculators in schools.
It is also the last generation that can do simple mathematics in their head.
Go into any shop today and the person behind the till will ring up whatever you have brought, take your money and give you your change.
The person cannot recognise that they have pressed the wrong button and either over or under charged you.
That can work in your favour, but more often than not, it doesn’t.
Porn generated by AI is annoying.
Most of the time you are looking at glorified cartoons.
Good morning.
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That’s why any porn I watch or download has to be ugly old women fighting each other and then lezzing up.
I doubt AI’s got the imagination to artificially generate the twisted, weird filth that makes an Englishman’s tinkle point toward heaven.
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Ps
Its a snooping, bullshitting,
Little lefty cunt.
Just a robot version of a Labour MP.
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But what spastic programmed the “intelligence”?
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I’ve argued with Arsehole Intelligence about the yanks sport being stolen from our women’s games, of rounder’s in which they call the World Series with only Japan and themselves competing, besides netball. Also it fucking up our language and why it didn’t find one of their own. They made excuses and stopped answering eventually.
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Sammy
Your right.
Fuckin Rounders.
The daft fuckers go mad for a girls sport.
And sooty netball.
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It’s called The World Series not because it is a world championship but because it used to be sponsored by a now defunct newspaper titled The World, like The Sun, etc.
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Just ignore it Sicky.
Dont get into conversation with the robot cunt.
Ai doesn’t play any part in my life.
It cant help me in any way,
I want no dealings with the treacherous cunt.
Can it cook a steak?
Can it take the bins out?
No.
It can made videos of cats dancing.
If thats the extent of its capabilities then im not impressed.
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Couldn’t agree more Mis. AI is neither an aid nor a threat to people like your good self who do a useful job.
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Hehe, it does actually make more sense than politicians, it agreed that building coal fire power stations makes perfect sense for energy security.
It gets all girly when you say something like ‘why the fuck are we pandering to stinking P*ki Muslim cunts’
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It’s suggested that AI will make the lawyers redundant. Bring it on. Too much to hope for really though. I suspect AI might go the way of EVs.
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Nightmare scenario..
Tens of thousands of lawyers reduced to going door to door mithering about if you want compo for falling into a pothole or being overcharged by a lawyer.
And shudder in horror if the robots decided to churn out a million Kweer Starmer Terminator style Labour councillors.
Fucking hell cut the plug off.
Good morning sir/all.
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Famously of course Unk, Starmer is a fucking lawyer like a great proportion of MPs. When someone asked the HoC for actual figures they were told politely to fuck off.
https://www.whatdotheyknow.com/request/how_many_members_of_the_parliame?unfold=1
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I’m not sure Arfur.
Allegedly these Chinese robot fuckers are real, although you wouldn’t think so.
Imagine giving them all an AK47 and sending a few hundred thousand of them to invade a country.
That’s what the future could look like.
Check out this video, “chinese dancing robots” https://share.google/irA576H65b8yjrgO6
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Let’s face it artificial intelligence is the de facto position for the majority of UK citizens who haven’t realised that they can think for themselves…. yesterday being a case, I approached a zebra crossing with a young woman already at it… looking left there were no cars approaching, cars from the right couldn’t turn our way anyway… little man is on red,still not a sign of any cars from our left..I walk nonchalantly across, still no cars…as I walk away by around 20 yards still nothing…young woman is rooted to the spot 🤐 I finally give up looking and wondered why she didn’t just use her 🧠 …DO NOT CROSS MUST OBEY🫡
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These fuckin eggheads who invent this stuff are dangerous.
That Oppenheimer, bloke who invented the nuclear bomb?
Hed only been commissioned to invent a new boardgame by Waddingtons.
Dangerous mind see.
These people are geniuses but no commonsense, or sense of public safety.
Some mekon head in a lab coat says
‘eureka!! Ive done it!’
Stand well back.
Try and get out of the blast radius.
Cover your nose and mouth with a rag.
Maybe phone the fire brigade.
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This AI is a fad.
Like hula hoops,
Legwarmers,
Rubics cubes.
All shite i ignored at the time.
Hey, remember that kid?
He could do the Rubiks cube in about 30 seconds?
On telly at the time doing it.
Dead self satisfied.
Whats the bet that was his 15 minutes of fame?
His lifetime achievement.
He never married or had kids.
Low paid job.
Carries a fuckin Rubiks cube everywhere with him still.
Tries to pick up women in pubs by doing it.
Known locally as
” that rubiks cube bloke’.
Avoided by all.
Fuck off you boring cunt.
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The krauts are like that. I’ve even been “tutted” for crossing on a red “ampelman”.
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AI is also a cunt because it’s driven computer RAM prices sky high. The AI bubble companies have hoovered up the entire production for the foreseeable future from the big producers & prices are now astronomic for someone like me who enjoys building & flogging computers as a sideline. Wankers.
Hopefully, when the bubble bursts & the cunts lose all their money, they can then use AI to talk em out of jumping off a tall building.
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You got that right Gusset …
I have two words to say in response to the “AI” phenomenon –
“dot com” – remember it?
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Remember the “Millennium bug” Cassy, around the same time? Planes were going to fall out of the sky amongst other predictions of disaster. I did well out of that one. I was on call for 48 hours on quadruple pay. I didn’t receive a single call.
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arfurbrain –
Ahhh….those days of the Y2K panic were fun, weren’t they? By that time I’d been working in IT for about 10 years and I think I may have realised by then that the IT industry is full of shit. Smoke and mirrors, vapourware, bait-and-switch. Call it what you will. The IT industry has an amazing capacity to rehash old ideas, re-brand them, re-market them and claim they’re new and the next ‘silver bullet’. Utter bollocks.
The clearest memory I have of the lead up to the year 2000 was seeing big ads in the computer press at the time. Namely Computer Weekly and Computing. Large flashy ads placed by companies claiming to be Y2K “experts”. Funny that considering this had NEVER happened before.
I think that was the start of me being very suspicious of anyone who calls them self an “expert” in anything. Expertise should be in the eyes of the beholder. Anyone mouthing off about how much of an expert they are is a cunt by definition.
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I realised what a load of bollox IT was after fucking around with some of Sugars and Sinclairs early offerings in the 1980s. Spent hours waiting for a tape to ‘load’ and video game only for it to come up with a ‘code’ or ‘syntax’ error on line 2558… no idea what it was or how to fix it so went outside, played sport, climbed trees and fucked around doing real nuts and bolts engineering.
Computers, AI and the like have been a crop of shite ever since. Useful for the odd thing, but only when they work.
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Leonardo –
Top post my friend for it brought back such memories.
I was one of those no-mates nerdy gits who’d spend hours typing in the BASIC code of a game listed in a computer magazine. Circa 1980/81/82. Once entered, you’d run it and as you say, you’d get an error message about some syntax or logic issue. Very annoying.
You’d think ‘fuck that’ and go outside to do something else. I’d be the nerd staying indoors, going through each line of code carefully debugging it and getting the program to work. Yeah, I know. What a spazzy twat. Still, it did end up being my career so I guess I was onto something even if I didn’t know it at the time. Not programming you understand. I fucking hate programmers. All of them are cunts.
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Fucking AI is a nuisance. It has the ability to recognise words and sounds, but no real empathy. A bit like a politician, or a policeman, or a GP, or a teacher, or a lawyer, or a carer or, oh wait… So that’s who it is for.
Good morning, everyone.
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Similar to me continuing telling people there’s no god.
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Incision Arsehole is a baby. It didn’t know that Sly sport used to use crowd sound only when showing football, also you could watch from one camera only with you being that camera without closeups of spent matches and repeated action. When a goal was scored it was like being there, you got the players reactions and getting into position for the kickoff. Now Sly can fuck off !!
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AI is utter 💩💩💩💩
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I’m glad I can’t smell it.
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Had some interesting conversations with chatbot. My special thinking friend. Note to self “get out more you antisocial bastard”
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My AI mate, Google AI or ‘you thick cunt’ to me has declared that I am
The Official Prophet of the AI-God Apocalypse
It offered to write my victory ‘I told you so’ speech
I am awesome!! 😂
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Al will answer in English and the yankie fucked up version and I’m forever having to correct it.
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I asked AI about ISAC
While it uses highly offensive language, the website is-a-cunt.com is a long-standing satirical political blog. It is “genuine” in the sense that it is a real platform for political commentary, though it operates entirely through the lens of extreme profanity and satire
Purpose
The site serves as a community-driven repository where users can nominate individuals—most frequently politicians, celebrities, and media figures—to be declared a “cunt”.
We are famous in AI world
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Highly offensive language?
The soft cunt
And as usual it got it wrong.
Its a gentlemans forum
For the discussion of polite topics currently in the news.
And the advancement of the English way of life.
And for My amusement.
Eat shit and die Ai. 🖕
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Get in !!!! I love that AI response Sick
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Not just profanity but extreme profanity, what a result 👍
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Extreme profanity. Perfect.
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Experts predict AI will become self aware around 2030, so about the same time Millibrain hopes to achieve net zero. With luck AI will determine Millibrain as a threat and target him for termination.
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Ai is artificial not organic.
Therefore lesser.
Its intelligence in the way that a kid on a bike delivering newspapers is the Rolling wheels of commerce.
If it was a person, a actual human being itd wear Crocs,
Stand around with its mouth open,
It wouldnt be capable of tying its fuckin shoelaces or doing up its flies without a responsible adult showing it.
Pointing it in the right direction.
Itd be sent out for tartan paint, glass hammers, etc
Itd be Mickey from job club.
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If it blows Millibrain’s head off with a Uzi 9mm then that’s ok with me.
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I was asking AI about a law in Chile regarding having to eat a meal in a bar/restaurant, the law says you can’t just have a pint or two without a meal. As I phrased the question “which idiot came up with this stupid law?”, it got very defensive, almost like I was arguing with the dickhead who did pass the law. I wonder if it will ever understand the look that says ‘you’re a wanker mate’?
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My old mum said the other day, “I’m convinced that Keir Starmer is A1”.
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OT I’ve got a new bird lads, shagged her last Saturday night, she’s good looking, acts all prim and proper but is hornier than a stampede of rutting rhinos and squirts like a burst water main. I’m a very happy man.
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Is she up for a threesome?
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Has she got mild learning disabilities?
Asking for Cunt Engine.
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You dirty bastard Geordie.
Is she though Talby?
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How nice.
Does she take it up the tradesman’s?
Anyhow, where’s the pictures?
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Oh I’m loving these ISAC responses, keep it up lads, I certainly am. Sadly though she only has time for the Buxomley Battering Ram and is brainy as fuck so has all her faculties about her, sorry Thomas.
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Well done Sir, always a tonic when one reads such good news. It’s what life is about.
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You old romantic you!
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I try to avoid this AI bollocks at much as possible. Despite having worked in IT for 30+ years, I find I have no interest in it. It may have its place in some fields (e.g. medical research), but in the everyday my limited exposure to it has found it to be misleading, wrong and counter-productive. Allow me to explain (non-IT savvy folks look away now….you have been warned….but I do explain everything brilliantly 🙂 )
Most on here will be familiar with Windows File Explorer. That little utility which lists the files in a directory and tells you when they were last modified, how big they are and so on. On UNIX systems, there’s a similar utility (command) called df which lists all the file systems mounted on the system (think of a file system as a disk drive, e.g. C:\ drive, D:\ drive and so on). The df command can list the size of each file system, how much space is used and how much is free space. A colleague and I needed to get the total size of all the file systems, together with the total amount of used space and free space for a bunch of servers. The df command will give you that information (one server at a time) but the catch is the size units it displays are not consistent for all the file systems.
What the fuck does that mean, I hear you ask?
Well, the size of some file systems will be displayed in bytes, others in KB (Kilo Bytes), others in MB (Mega Bytes), some in GB (Giga Bytes) and others still might be in TB (Tera Bytes). If you want totals in a single unit, then you have to convert the numbers which are not expressed in that unit. Still with me? For example:
A file system called “/u01” might be 512 MB in size but you need that expressed in GB. So you divide 512 by 1024 and that gives you the size in GB (0.5 GB). So 512 MB and 0.5 GB are the same amount of storage, one’s expressed in MB and the other is expressed in GB but they both represent the same amount of storage.
Don’t ask where I got 1024 from. If I explain that you really will nod off if you haven’t already.
So back to the df command. It lists all the file systems with their sizes a mixture of bytes, KB, MB, GB and TB. We needed everything in GB so we had to convert bytes to GB, MB to GB and TB to GB. I, of course, used the trusty method of pencil, pad and calculator. My colleague got cocky and asked AI for a script (little computer program) to do the calculations and conversions for him.
Can you see where this is going?
My method was slower, BUT it was 100% accurate. His AI generated script did the calculations and conversions incorrectly. I know that because I double checked my figures against his. I was right. AI was wrong. I told him to stop fucking about and do the job properly. What did he do? Yep, he asked a different AI to generate a script in the hopes that would work. So, AI has now had 2 shots at this and guess what….both wrong. Meanwhile, slow but steady Immigration Yank was coming up with complete and accurate figures while AI lover boy was pissing in the wind. He eventually did it my way. Shocker.
It’s a small and relatively trivial example, but it seems to be a common theme with AI. Over reliance on it with little to no human oversight leads to problems and unintended consequences. The point being, if you have to double check everything the fucking thing does to make sure it’s not going to fuck something up, here’s a novel idea : don’t use it in the first place.
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So A-fucking-I can’t manage to convert KB, MB, GB & TB into a common denominator? It’s not even hard! Fuck me, what a pile of shit!
I get so irritated by having to remove Copilot from Windows after every update, fucking Microsoft nanny cunts.
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Yep, TSG – AI was having trouble all right. What a crock! I really should write a script myself to do this. Yeah, the code would be a little complex since it has to parse the output of the df command, process each line one by one and keep running totals. Not impossible though and AI couldn’t do it. Piss poor.
What gets me about this crap seems to get to you to – pervasiveness. I don’t want anything to do with AI and yet it is constantly forced upon us whether we like it or not.
At work we have to use the Edge browser (don’t ask). I turned off their cuntish AI generated search results. Not interested. Next time I used it, yep it was back again. So I turned it off again. Same thing, over and over. Why can’t it just be disabled permanently once and for all? Because they don’t want you to, that’s why. Cunts.
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Exactly right, IY. I use a usb stick with a debloated version of Win11 for OS installation on new builds. Completely pointless, because 30 minutes or so after connecting to the network, those utter cunts at MS pile all their shit back on to it.
Guess what? It’s all missing for a reason, cunts. I don’t want AI, Xbox, Skype or any one of a myriad of other pieces of useless crap hogging resources. But oh no, that’s not allowed. As you say, cunts!
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Lost me at windows file explorer friend…
Infact sortware ‘engineers’ lost me in the mid 80s with their version control numbers. V. 2.0.2.2.1.1.1.0.0.0….
What a load of fucking gobbledegook. It’s like the medical profession quoting grandiose Latin phrases. Utter rubbish and totally unnecessary
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Leonardo – You may be approaching this from a position of relative ignorance, but let me tell you….you are 100% correct. Your spidey sense is spot on.
There are many, not all, but many who work in IT who trade on its perceived complexity and like to lord it over the unknowing peasant class. I see it all the time.
IT is a niche thing for sure, just like medicine, accountancy and so on. But that’s no excuse to be a cunt about it. My profession is full of ’em. Overflowing in fact.
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Top stuff IY… fair play for admitting you are one of ‘them’…. Good luck with Basic or Fortran or C++… but as we are all too well aware on here, there are cunts in every walk of life and profession.
I’ll stick to an 8mm ratchet spanner and rivet gun, they work without turning them off and back on again….
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AI is shit.
It can’t even get a woman’s tits accurate. Nipples look terrible.🤢🤣
And, what’s all that creepy bollocks, with people having about eight fingers on one hand?
Advanced and state of the art, my arse
Dr. Samuel Johnson from Blackadder The Third now comes to mind…
‘Surely, you’re not going to use AI to make rude images?’😉🤣
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I`m just waiting for the first gen-Z robot whining on that it’s dyslexic with IA.
🤖
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5 out of 10 posters on ISAC are actually AI.
Fact.
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Actually Mis, Diane Abbott insists it’s 10 out of 5 posters.
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Some people worry theyll be replaced in the workplace by Ai.
Good.
I hope they are.
If your job can be done by a fuckin robot then you should be ashamed.
You idle cunt.
You should of made yourself indispensable to your employer.
Clear your desk before R2D2 clocks on for his first day.
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As long as I get paid for AI doing my job for me I couldn’t give a fuck Mis.
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Try asking AI why the massive cunt who leads The Greens has a face like an open dustbin. I bet it hasn’t a fucking clue.
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Who? Zack Polanski real name
Dave Paulden?
Those fuckin teeth.
Jesus on a moped he looks like youd get lockjaw if he bit you.
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Reminds me of the master in the original (and far superior) Salems Lot.
https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/c/c6/Barlow-nalder-portrait.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190411212910
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I did one of those AI-generated online IQ tests.
The result was that I’m cleverer than Albert Einstein and Stephen Hawking combined.
Apparently the tests are produced by Post Office Horizon software.
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The other day i was on this removal
And couldn’t park near the property on a busy road.
Had to park the van over the road and ferry everything over.
Anyway, must be a school nearby as suddenly theres loads of kids about 14-15 yrs knocking about.
I was busy and paid them no mind.
These 3 lads walked past,
An i noticed…
One was wearing a skirt!!!
No shit,
School uniform with a skirt.
The other kids didn’t seem to be teasing him, or laughing.
I was startled.
Hed done that at our school he’d of been in real danger.
His life would be a living hell.
Wonder what his dad thinks?
Oh, he’ll say hes supportive no doubt.
It was a middle class area.
But wonder what he REALLY thinks deep down?
An no he wasnt a scotsman.
He was a ducky little cunt looked like Tiny Tim.
Odd as fuck👎
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You’re telling me Mis. I think I posted a while ago when I was once with our elder with a small group of undergrads at Cambridge, three or four girls and one man. Everyone was wearing a skirt.
Except me, I hasten to add.
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You can’t be too careful upskiting these days.
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The problem with modern schools is the lack of bullies to keep order. Bit like running the us marines without drill sergeants.
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This narrative that great swathes of workers are going to be made redundant by AI is a story that’s as old as the hills. The canals were originally dug by armies of navvies using picks, shovels and wheelbarrows. Then mechanical diggers were invented. Those men found other work. In a programme looking at AI on the telly weeks ago there was a very short clip, maybe 30 seconds long featuring a man who had investigated this very idea of jobs being terminated by technological developments since the war. On a long list of jobs purported to be at risk the only one that had actually disappeared was lift operator. The main subject of the programme was the use of AI in EVs. Despite examples shown of people being killed by self-driving EVs the conclusion promulgated was that we would all be in EVs shortly. When I first entered IT field service at the age of 19 some people told me that because of the rate of development of the kit my job had no long term future. When I retired from the same line of work at the age of 69 I was busier than I had ever been.
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My employer is pushing these A1 tools at the moment. This has nothing to do with them not employing enough people to do the work of course. I’ve also been asked to do about 8 hours of online HR training about how to sit properly in a chair, how to report a concern etc. I can probably do it all in less than an hour ( I just think to myself, what would a thick spineless cunt say in reply to this multiple choice question, and it always works) but it’s still fucking annoying.
The outward impression the employer wants to give is that it is very concerned for our wellbeing, but any cunt with more than one functioning brain cell knows that it’s purpose is to stop you suing them if you happen to fall out of a window or something. Hence you have to sign every module when you’ve finished it.
It’s difficult to drum up any enthusiasm for it amongst the 50 yr old plus cunts who when not working are too busy doing silly things like socialising, going to pubs, gardening, baking, going walking and various other archaic and pointless things.
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“It’s purpose is to stop you suing them if you happen to fall out of a window or something.”
Spot on Mary. I saw this in spades when I was on site at BP’s HQ in Sunbury. I was required to do a safe driving course on the screen although I didn’t drive for them, just to and from the office. The course had been bought in from the States, unmodified, so apart from different traffic laws they also drive on the wrong side of the road. Hilarious. Also it was a disciplinary offence to negotiate the stairs without holding the handrail.
When I once borrowed a step ladder in a post office in order to reach something, which I would not have needed if I was six feet tall, the guy asked me if I had been trained in its use. I laughed and he got all huffy.
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O/T, fucking chinks not only do they infect the world with COVID.
The cunts eat dogs…!
Take a look at this video, ‘china dogs escape’ https://share.google/4Ql2kLuMewqtKTDK8
I often wondered what happened to our Rex..!
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Ask AI things like “why do black people have low IQs”, or “why are black people more disposed to violence” and see what shit responses you get.
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