are cunts.
We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people, in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly jet off abroad for cut price cosmetic dentistry.
Alas, sometimes it doesn’t go very well..
As in the case of one Leanne Abeyance who says she “wants to chop her head off and start again”, after the operation led her nose to collapse and a life of constant pain..
Luckily a head transplant wasn’t available as Ms Abeyance burdened Guys Hospital with an implant removal operation.
Furthermore…She had started using a prosthetic nose but had to stop after suffering an allergic reaction.
Whoops.
“Abeyance admits that she probably should have waited for reconstructive surgery instead of opting for a prosthetic nose.”
So in summary she’s now a morphine addicted hermit without a nose and likely a burden to the Nanny State for life.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Surgery in Turkey? You are fucking kidding me!
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Why did she bother going to Turkey? Surely there are scores of Turkish ‘barbers’ on Telford High Street who could turn their hand to a spot of dental surgery.
Anyway, Rodney received a standing ovation from his backbenchers a few days ago, chutney ferrets to a man. Presumably they stood because they’d had their rectal prolapses repaired in Turkey.
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Teeth aren’t supposed to be gleaming white. These vain fuckwits must have horribly empty lives if thry want to walk about looking like oddball gameshow hosts.
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Kung fu cowboy Chick Norris has turkey teeth.
Unfortunately hes got a wizened little head like a fuckin crabapple
So they stand out.
I suspect hes not the tough guy he says he is,
And is a closet Liberace leaning swordswallower.
This madness should be just for daft yanks and actor sissys.
Teeth should be piss stain yellow and chipped and a bit crooked.
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It’s Türkiye now, apparently. Why would you want to go there to end up looking that odd fucker Ryland?
I went there in mid 1990s on holiday. Marmaris.
What a fucking shit hole. £10 in cash before you cleared customs else they wouldn’t let you in, Cunts trying to sell me magic carpets and leather jackets in 90degree heat and all claiming it’s ’cheaper than Asda price’, in the evening they all stand in the road try to get you to eat in their restaurant despite having seen you get up from the open air table next door having consumed some broiled dog or other local delicacy. I was looser than Sukweer for a week after eating some shite.
Anyhow some 30years later – and now most towns on the UK look the same, just with rain.
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I wonder if she’s gone out yet?
Possibly to the benefits centre?
Cunts.
Good morning.
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I wouldn’t let a fat, sweaty, hairy Turk anywhere near my railings.
Have you seen how they do massages?
They beat the shit out of you.
And it’s all a suspiciously male on male thing in steamy bath houses.
As for our Turkish barbers. Most of the proprietors have very un-Turkish names like Faisal, Achmed and Iqbal, and look very much like park keys.
Which of course, they are.
Don’t be fooled.
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While i like the vocal acrobatics of Queens charismatic sodomite frontman,
I dont want to go the pub looking like Freddie fuckin Mercury.
Nor do I want to chat to the mechanic in the garage looking like Dick Emerys vicar.
Count me out.
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Leanne’s Turkish delight 🎶
‘you come cee my friend,he fix your smile real good,you pay now he really busy with uplifts on botties but he fit you in for good price’ …’ow much,you eenglish you always ask that, don’t worry be good price’ 😩
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Went for my check up yesterday.
I was in there for about 10 minutes.
£27.40…🤬
Plus on the way home got fucking rear ended by a peaceful in a BMW…!
Pain in the mouth, followed by a pain in the arse.
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Trivago uses a set of American teeth to advertise it’s services.
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Indeed CC.
He appears to have had an operation to implant a face onto his gnashers.
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Bloody foreigners again.
Bring back Waterloo teeth!
A dead heroes old gnashers fit for the well-to-do. Its what they would have wanted.
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How many Turkish people have these teeth?
If it’s not good enough for the locals then you should keep well away yourselves.
Getting your gnashers done in Turkey isn’t just one visit either.
You need to go several times to complete the treatment.
Of course that’s if you are lucky enough to get someone who knows about dentistry.
The majority of dentists there will fuck things up for you, knowing that you have no come-back on them, and you will have to spend a fortune in your own country to put things right.
Only go there if you want a pre teen girl’s clopper chopped up by a religious nutter with a broken bottle.
They are good at that.
The medieval cunts.
Good morning!
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Was she able to pick her nose?
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Yes.
From a box in the joke shop.
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Leanne Abscess is more than welcome to have corrective surgery in my new sterile medical dungeon (just a short step through a sheet of dirty tarpaulin from the main love dungeon).
I’m looking to branch out after successful forays into amateur gynecology and proctology.
Has anyone got a large amount of Nitrous Oxide I can buy off them?
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Due to her vain attempts, its to everyman’s advantage for a cheap gobble, gobble.
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It’s not just Turkey who are doing these teeth, they are available on the cheap all over Europe. The big problem with teeth implants is that they can cause other problems particularly heart disease as I found out to my cost a couple of years ago. It has been known about for a long time but has not received the publicity it should have done.
I went to my dentist,who organised my implants, last month, I had to see the hygienist first who said I had gum disease around one of the implants and then saw the dentist who referred me back to the implant man. That little lot was £160 and the implant man I feel like killing for the 6 weeks in hospital, a risky operation and I suspect about 10 years of my expected lifespan.
Dentists are robbing bastards.
Good Morning
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Ironically, she can’t even wear a hijab to cover her nose without having to cover her teeth at the same time.
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Gallipoli revenge.
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Her only choice now is if she’s brave enough to become a stand up comedienne, delivering nasal jokes.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣my sides!Hard cheese Abi
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Surely its a lot cheaper and painless to just glue a mint imperial to each tooth?
That way you’re also guaranteed fresh breath!
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Blacks who have this risky job done, must look hilarious
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They do anyway, due to anything lighter than their faces.
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What a handsome devil in the header pick. A smile that would attract a 12 year old girl, whether she wanted to be or not.
Seriously, all these vain idiots who fuck off to these third world places for dental or surgery should have to sign a waiver on leaving the country that if (and when) something goes wrong the NHS (i.e. the poor tax payer) doesn’t have to pick up the bill for their stupidly.
I also love upsets the twats at work by continuing to refer to places with their English names, Its Turkey not Türkiye and Kiev not Kyiv. Both named after chickens (i.e. both places are fowl).
Also like referring to Myanmar as Burma but have yet to call Zimbabwe, Rhodesia, given that is probably an on the spot sacking given the protected status of that ilk.
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I call Zimbabwe Occupied Rhodesia has the lefties in a right tizz
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Theres some side effects.
You have to weigh up the pros and cons.
Turkey teeth attract moths on summer evenings
Also randy horses
But,. You fall into a pothole rescuers have a better chance of finding you.
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Used to be a kid at school with bright green teeth.
His dad was irish so we named the kid Paddy Greenteeth.
Like a green carpet of plaque.
Like moss on gravestones.
Must never of brushed his teeth?
And we were no budding Beegees.
But his teeth would of made a yank faint.
Awful.
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Morning MNC/all…speaking of teeth, it doesn’t look like Jimmy Savile protecting horse-face Esther Rantzen is long for this world, thankfully.
Ah well, That’s L̶i̶f̶e̶ Death.
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I wonder how much the surgery reversal cost the NHS, probably a damn site more than the Turkey butcher.
Guys Hospital should have sent her back to Turkey so they could fix the fuck up.
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Probably could have got a full head transplant, at a good price.
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A bit of music always helped me when I was at the dentist.
Gums and Roses
Diana Floss
Small Braces
The Bleach Boys
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Bet it wasn’t chirpy chirpy cheep cheep either.
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OT, I see their fucking lordships have just overturned the Terrorism Act as applied to the filth-loving Palestine Action. I’m sick to fucking death of the quisling politicians, judiciary & officialdom in general, that continually stomp down on the man in the street in favour of some minority group of utter cunts!
The Enemies of the People are many & varied – this country has turned to shit, fuck all of them!
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How can it be unlawful to ban a group that is attacking our defence infrastructure, if we were at war we could hang the cunts.
Huda Ammori, Co founder of Palestine action is a hook nose sand P*ki made the challenge, but who paid for the lawyers, one was a fucking P*ki and the first port of call for the challenge was the ECHR
Shoot the fucking lot!
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Why would anyone pay money to have a very painful procedure done that makes you look like Katie price and whoever her husband is this week?
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