So you’re keen to scale Scafell Pike but when it turns out you don’t have the guts for it and have done zero homework it’s time to call Mountain Rescue to fetch you down to safety and a warm bed for the night..
Apparently the young shithouses “offered no thanks for the efforts of the hotel, asked for further reductions to the cost, pushed hard for a breakfast and asked if they could arrange transport to get them out of the valley.”
The “walkers” claimed they had left their money in a tent, which was left near Green Gable when they were rescued, but had agreed to send the £130 later…
The unsurprisingly disappointed Mountain Rescue team said “We have tried contacting the two walkers to encourage them to settle their debt with the hotel but also to return the head torches,”
Sounds like the usual social media chav cunts who know nothing and take the piss out of those who risk their lives to pull them out of the shit.
First rate scummý super Cunts.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
They do sound like cunts, but I recall some cunts who sent me and a few others on a hike in the Hartz mountains and had not taken contour lines into account.
They had been to UNI, I haven’t, but I did do fucking geography at school and know how to read an OS map!
Morning all, welcome to another cunty day!
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Map reading, a nearly lost skill nowadays Lord b. I worked in IT field service for half a century. When in the early 2000s I mentioned to a younger engineer that I didn’t have a satnav he was astounded, he couldn’t get his head round it. I don’t know how he thought we worked in the seventies. I saw the first shaky pictures sent across the pond via Telstar and to think its come to this. I’m told that using a satnav is now a requirement in the driving test which unfortunately will serve to reinforce such ignorance I think.
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The trip was arranged by a group of officers! and sat nav did not exist.
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Always get payment in advance.
I can’t think of a hotel that doesn’t ask you to pay when you book in, so what the fuck was this one playing at?
Thet are just asking to be ripped off.
As far as mountain rescue goes, they should demand payment the moment that they find any cunt in trouble.
Can’t pay?
Fuck you. You can stay up here and either starve or freeze to death, you cunt.
Good morning!
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Valid point, the thing is people are programmed to be nice, you know parable of the good Samaritan and all that.
If mountain rescue had of said “What’s it worth” and nicked their trainers and phones, then that would be frowned upon.
Boils my piss that they don’t just publish photos of the cunts and shame them into full payment, return of torches and a hefty donation in the form of an apology.
A copper recently pushed an enquiry that resulted in the return of my car, I sent his boss a named thank you, I know it is his job, but fuck sake people
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If the BBC are leading with two young men, there is a good chance they are foreign filth..
One had a crutch, was he sitting by a mountain trail with a begging bowl..
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I wonder if those blokes with 4×4’s and towing straps who wait by flooded fords for dozy cunts to hydrolock their 2019 Minis and look surprised when their conrods are fucked ask for advance payment?
The general public are weak and pathetic and will almost always take the path of least resistance and must be made to pay in advance for help with their stupidity.
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A late acquaintance lived in Burnham-on-Sea Thomas. In the summer a guy used to sit in his 4×4 equipped with a winch in a conspicuous position above the beach. Dopey folks would drive on the beach at low tide and get stuck in the soft sand. They would ask the guy to rescue them before the incoming tide swallowed their pride joy. He did so for a fee. Hard cash only up front, no cheques, no plastic cards.
Morning all.
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Ho ho, excellent stuff arfur and good morning.
What’s the betting that a large percentage of these nincompoops expected your pal to just help them out for free?!
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Did anyone else catch the video of the stupid sheboon getting stuck in a flooded ford about a month back?
The fire brigade had to come and run a life line from car to shore and give the proto hominid a fire jacket to make it through…about a foot of water.
I seriously hope they charged her for wasting their time.
And yes Thomas. I love watching those videos of fuckwits hitting flooded roads at full speed and then the telltale sound of hydrolock.
Bonus giggles if it’s some kind of twatpanzer or a range rover sport. 😁
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Morning Odin…it just amazes me (admittedly as a car enthusiast) that people don’t understand that pistond can’t compress water and that that forced has to be distributed somewhere.
If all learner drivers were given even 15 minutes simple mechanical comprehension of how an engine works, they wouldn’t drive through bodies of water, they could change their own oil and they’d probably be better drivers too.
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When I told a young man that i did my own oil changes Thomas, he stared at me open-mouthed;
“What? But doesn’t that mean getting underneath the car?”
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Afternoon Thomas.
Agreed. There should be a compulsory module on basic car maintenance, like how to dip and top up oil, where the wiper fluid, coolant and brake fluid go, how to inflate and change a tyre, change out a worn wiper blade, how to change out lamps, check fuses and what all the warning lights on the dash mean, their likely causes and quick fixes.
When I lived in Denmark, I had a Alpine A610 GTA. I used to thoroughly look forward to visiting the motor factor on a Friday afternoon to pick up all the bits for a service. Oil filter, air filter, 10 liters of mobil 1, copper crush washer, bottle of fuel additive, occasional brake pads and coolant depending on season.
Saturday morning would see me in the works warehouse doing the servicing and then giving the car a full valet, polish and wax.
Bloody marvelous it was and I saved a small fortune!
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The pair of cunts apparently walked off with borrowed head torches as well. Probably fudge packers, that should have been left up there anyway. Lesson learnt.
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One thing is for certain though, they may be good at pushing shit up hill, but they are not very good at pushing themselves up mountains.
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I blame the teachers and parents!
Actually to a degree I really do. Knowing how to behave correctly is a taught skill, not one aquired without direction.
Oh it appears not to be raining. Enough blue to patch a pair of britches.
Mornin’ all
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Storm Pedro incoming, Triton.
looks like rain for the foreseeable.
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I was about to give them a bollocking too, but after what’s happened lately with hotels full of illegal cunts getting everything for free, this is just a drop in the ocean. Just let them be and don’t embarrass yourselves.
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Throw the chav scum off the mountain
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This sort of idiocy and criminal activity is largely due to the Wuhan Lockdowns.
I live within a half hour walk of national park,back in 2020 it was glorious to get out on a hike up there,no people,no cars or aircraft,like time travelling back to the 1930s,beautifully quite.
Unfortunately the downside was that once Lockdown ended all sorts of fucking idiots started visiting the countryside as they had nowt better to do,add a good dose of “social media hype” and ever since there has been a torrent of cunts turning up on flip-flops getting stuck on hillsides and falling off rocks.
It’s highly amusing but also a mess literally,as they leave rubbish everywhere.There are a high number of pakis involved I might add.
Moorland Oven.
Good morning.
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Interesting final comment of yours, Unkle T. There’s no mention of names in this report, which is always suspicious. Might they be an Iqbal and a Mo by any chance, busy correcting the racism of the countryside?
If the mountain won’t come to Mohammad then Mohammad must go to the mountain.
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The cuntry is governed by Sir Two Kweer,and his “grab whatever you can” cabinet of scumbags so what can you expect? It is overrun with the entitled and the worthless. Human dross. If three quarters of the UK population were dead by lunchtime I really would not care. Fuck ’em.
Good morning, everyone.
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Good morning.
Have long thought the population of this country needs culling.
30 million would be a good start.
Had high hopes for Covid, but that turned out to be a washout.
Most disappointing.
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Good morning, Mr SB,
Sir Too Kweer is working on it but in a useless, labour sort of a way. He is focusing mainly on the older population using euthanasia and cold weather as his weapons of choice. I suppose he is having a bit of a go at the unborn and almost unborn with his abortion shit. However, it is the useless cunts in the middle that really need culling.
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I suppose the covids jabs were a first stab. Self selection by the weak minded.
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Yep, 18 – 50 year olds.
The only exceptions should be fit birds.
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Everyone who says of in place for have.
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If they don’t shit & piss on the Koran they will be culled.
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It’s given me an idea. Why not build huts for illegals on top of mountains and send them the legendary St. Bernard with barrels of poison to put them out of their misery.
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Noooo….. The savage bastards would eat the St. Bernard.
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Like many of you, I suspect, I immediately sensed that this was the work of park keys or pavement apes.
It’s got their dabs all over it.
But then I remembered that the countryside is racist. So that rules out that demographic.
If you don’t believe me, ask the chippy cunt in this groundbreaking article from December last year.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0rprxr2gr5o
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How dare we be white in our own country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I reckon these unprepared fuckwitts would be charged when being rescued.
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The hotel shouldn’t have fallen for the ‘left wallet in tent’ bullshit, who leaves money and/or cards in a tent.
Asking for a further discount must have been a wake up call, they should have sent someone with them back to their tent (if it existed).
Pair of cunts
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Unkle Terry’s remarks about the pandemic sending the arrogant and retarded into the countryside ring true.
Here in Northwest Connecticut we have trails and waterfalls and lovely views etc.
We’re also only 100 miles or so from the New York sprawl.
So we had thousands of morons floundering around in 2020. They got injured and required emergency services which are almost all- volunteer around here. They left their trash for the Garbage Fairy to collect. They pooped in the woods (the Aztec contingent mistly).
It was a rough couple of years
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Take them back up, in treacherous conditions, and leave them there minus the head lights.
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If Muhammad won’t come to the mountain, drop it on the cunt.
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For some reason, people think that a map on their phone is a good idea, they don’t seem too think about signal or battery life, mind you they don’t think about proper clothes.
Brings me on to a twat I occasionally see, he likes to trapse around the Brecon’s in full camouflage, he thinks its cool, I did point out to him if he takes a tumble or gets lost he is going to be fucked because any rescue attempt bar thermal imagery they wont see him, but like those twats, he is an adult so cant be told.
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Good afternoon all, Ron here.
Just wanted to let you know that this will be my last ever post on IsAC.
I reckon that I’ve said just about all I’ve got say, but I didn’t just want to fade out without thanking you all for your great contributions over the years, and of course, special thanks to Admin for keeping the show on the road.
Well, all that remains for me to say is adios amigos, and keep on cunting. This is Ron Knee, returning you to the studio for the last time.
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We’ll miss you Ron!
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See ya Ron.
We’ll miss the left field nominations and updates of kinky goings-on at Knee Towes.
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‘…I didn’t just want to fade out without thanking you…’
That sounds awfully ominous Ron. Whatever your reasons for leaving I wish you the very best of luck in the future. Your contribution has been immense, as shown by you being declared Cunter of the Year a while back.
May you continue to admire and enjoy the top half of the female form.
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Just what I was thinking Geordie. Whatever it is Ron you can be sure we all wish you the very best, you’ll be sorely missed. If things change don’t hesitate to call back in. We’ll be looking out for you.
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I suspect Willie Stroker had a hand in writing that post.
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Fuck me Ron, You cant go (unless you have been sent down and don’t want to bottle a phone).
No matter how old you are, and what you think you have seen, there will always be some cunt of magnitude that needs pointing out.
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Will miss you Ron. You could be the only one to leave officially other than being sacked.
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Have you been threatened by the peacefuls who live around the Villa ground.
Or are you setting us up for a comeback tour or tours 😂
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All the best, Ron.
We’ll try our best to keep on cunting without you.
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Genuinely sorry to see you go, Ron.
I myself took a long time out from this place because of health and personal reasons. However, I did eventually return. So, I hope one day that you do too.
I shall miss your news reports. The Harry and Megain ones were my personal favourites. Truly biting, satirical and funny stuff.
I now hear that booming iconic old ‘News At Ten’ closing theme in my head now.. All the very past, pal,👍🍷
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For you, I also hope the Villa continue their return to prominence, Ron,
As you know, I am of the Manchester red tribe. But, we are both old school hardcore supporters, who loved and remembered the game as it was and used to be.
Brothers in football.
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Fuck. That’s a proper cunt and no mistake. Happy travels, Ron…
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Another great one bites the dust, alas.
All the very best RK and remember that the kettle’s always on at my love dungeon.
Ready to pour down ϟϟtarmer’s throat if my kidnap plan ever comes to fruition.
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Indeed Cunt Engine…..at least it wasn’t a French exit, Ron is a gent.
Sometimes when a great cunter walks you get the feeling of the ravens leaving the tower but hopefully with a Reform govt in the not too distant future there will be plenty of crying lefties to cunt.
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Please don’t go, don’t goooo 🎙️🎶 …..is there a ron Schwarzenegger in the offing 🤪… I’ll be back 👌
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Bit of a stunner there Ron.Always enjoyed your posts being often a bit ‘left field’ and well put together. Always welcome back.
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