With nothing on the telly on Sunday night I reluctantly tuned into The Repair Shop.
The programme started with the camp chippy telling the equally queer book repairer that they had to wash their hands for the first visitor.
They were then shown at the sink with soap and water, making a great deal about getting their hands clean.
The first visitor was a Muslim woman clutching a beaten up copy of the Koran.
The 2 repair gays were in awe.
I was surprised that they didn’t perform Sajdar in front of the woman and her book, prostrating themselves on the ground in submission.
They thanked her for honouring them with the Koran and the book guy set about his work.
He had to take the entire thing apart but he explained that he couldn’t write the page numbers on the now disassembled book in easily removed pencil, as it was a sacred scripture.
Instead he had to mark the pages with tiny bits of paper that could not cause any damage.
He eventually finished his work.
When the Muslim woman came to collect the repaired Koran, the book guy told her that he was really upset that he couldn’t read the beautiful scriptures as the book was in Arabic, but he had rejoiced in the holiness of it anyway.
I doubt if he would have been in such reverance had it been a Bible.
According to the link below, the viewers were in awe.
Not this one.
I almost put my foot through the television.
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
The women repaired it with their fanny batter and renamed it the Karen.
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What a charming CUNT…!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jay_Blades
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If only the old black cunt had damaged it beyond repair and all the muslimbs had gone out to kill all the blacks. Its the book of IFS for me.
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He’s not the sharpest tool in the repair box, is Jason.
When his missus cleared off she left a ‘Dear Jason’ post-it note on the fridge door. As he can’t read he got a neighbour to read it out for him, and it said
‘This isn’t working. I’m going to stay with my sister’.
Jason opened the fridge door, the light came on and the milk felt cold. So he decided she was wrong and in fact the fridge was still working.
But he still couldn’t work out why she would go to her sisters just because she thought the fridge was knackered. Especially as it wasn’t.
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Dyslexia is a serious issue Geordie, affecting ten out of two people in the UK.
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It curtainly does.
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I wonder if Jay Blades had thought he had signed up to present The Rape Shop?
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I dont think hes genuinely dyslexic.
Probably just ignorant, bit simple.
Why he wears massive specs.
Make himself look intelligent.
Like van windscreens
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