is a cunt.
2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.
When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
He didn’t like to be in kennels.
Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.
This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.
I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.
I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.
I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.
I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
For me, that is what an adventure is all about.
We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.
Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.
It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.
We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.
We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.
Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.
Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.
Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.
And London?
With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.
Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?
Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?
So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.
There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.
But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.
When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.
For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?
Nominated by The Artful Cunter.
Maybe all us Brits now living abroad have fucked things up?
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What with “Irish bars” and bingo?
No I distinctly remember picking Greece as a destination due to its wonderful chip shops and bar life…………
Yes they have fucked things up and cant be arsed to speak local either which boils my piss!
We have an ex pat here, spent 10 years in Spain and I speak more Spanish than him, and I have been there what 70 days in total?
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Me and the wife both speak Spanish, its a must where we live, very rural, inland. But we know people who have lived here 20 years plus who still can’t even read a menu
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Morning TAC/all.
If you do come back to Blighty, you’ll be more than welcome to pay me a visit in Royal Wootton Bassett for a coffee and a chinwag.
Don’t believe anything MNC or Liberal Liquidator say – it’s just pure conjecture that the last anyone heard of Jack the Cunter, he and Ethel were paying me a visit.
Their remains are not buried under my Fred West Tribute Memorial Patio, honest.
What time can I expect you?
I’ll get the kettle on.
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I’ll give you a laugh, Thomas.
I was unfortunately snarled up in this as I was taking my sparks for a bit of lunch and some farewell pints after finishing a job in Swindon.
What you can’t see is my Jag XJR in the background with blue and white tape all over it.
I near shat myself. My lads thought it was hilarious.
Armed police swoop on pub to arrest gang | Swindon Advertiser https://share.google/ThtkRhArrcyqMunYh
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I’m in Malta right now and it’s full of yanks…😩. the typical collegiate gang with with gobby teachers yelling ‘over here’ and the kids all saying ‘gee look at that,like it’s over 70 years old’ I didn’t think that many even knew where Europe was 🇪🇺 … stick to Disneyland ya goddam hillbillies ok dawwwwg …hope they don’t go to mdina the silent city 😖
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Most yanks don’t even have a passport and think Africa and Europe are countries. Seriously.
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I did read that more than 80% of Americans do not hold a passport Termy.
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But the fuckers are everywhere. Did Italy by train a few years ago. I remember getting on one train and 3 whole carriages were full of septics. And London is also full if them (as well as every other assorted scum of the earth).
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Just stay away from all the suicidal countries that embraced the new religion of diversity..
If I want to see troops of monkeys, I will go on safari not go to Oxford Street..
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Even the days of a British hotel staffed with Polish whores and Romanian thieves are now gone. Now, it’s Hussein and Sayed welcoming you into the dreary, cold foyer. It’s no better in France which is ramadammed with darkîes from yesteryear’s Afrikan colonies. In the States, it’s all wetbacks or central American mules in the service industry. NZ and Australia have a few natives, but who wants to be served by those boguns or aggressively-positive Convicts? It makes you pine for the days of poor British Fawlty service.
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Went to Italy last year,stayed in Verona,very few wógs about and not overcrowded despite it being “high season”..
Venice was,of course,fucking packed but again not too many vermin.
Travelled down the Riviera from Genoa,thoroughly enjoyable,saw one wôg hassling some locals and also some sort of cut-purse dark key..
Overall very enjoyable and never felt in any sort of peril at all,even in the alleys of Genoa old town…plus I got to wheel out my somewhat rusty Italiano.
Went to Rome couple of years back,unbelievably rammed and all major tourist spots filled with pakis selling water and assorted shit.
Plenty of heavily armed police and military knocking about.
Judith Chalmers,eat your heart out.
Good morning.
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” i want to stay in a chinese hotel and eat chinese food”…
🤮
Tummy full of pan fried bats an rice
On a 4ft stained single mattress as the salmonella Kicks in.
No thanks.
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I was sort of thinking along that line, especially after mentioning that his best friend had recently passed, only to have one of its relatives served up as a traditional dish 😢
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Ive been to Europe.
It was rubbish.
France, Holland and Belgium.
Three shitpits ill never return to.
The only way a Englishman should travel abroad is wearing a pith helmet, red tunic and a rifle over his shoulder.
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And a bottle of Schweppes for the obligatory G and T at 3 pm. Can’t trust the water in these dago shitholes.
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Also, this learning a foreign language?
Waste of time.
Dont pander to them!
They can speak English
Just being obstinate like all foreigners.
Funny they can miraculously understand
‘ im not paying’
And during WW2 they understood
“stop or ill shoot”.
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You strike me as one of those people who do not understand that not every one speaks English and must be deaf, so speak very slowly and loudly.
I can assure you that simple gesticulation with an automatic weapon, various hand signs and facial expression’s work very well.
No need to shout😉
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I once worked with a man Lord b, who said the same thing. He was born and raised in Southern Rhodesia and was actually a blood relative of Cecil John. He had served in the Rhodesian military and told of how order was maintained amongst the indigenous population by liberal use of the Uzi and that the country could have survived had Harold Wilson not pulled the rug out.
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Benny@
Im deeply suspicious of all foreigners and suspect them of playing the ” no speaky eenglis”
game just to be spiteful.
Seems funny they can all talk it if you query a bill.
Then they speak English like Jacob rees Mogg!
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Working in Ghana and living out in the bush with the locals, fantastic! I did note the Paki intrusion in Accra though.
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The nearest one can get to witnessing the cultures of worldly life now, is not to go there and watch old “Look at Life” programmes and nostalgic footage on YouTube. I had the fortunate chance of having the Chinese culture brought to me, by having a live in lady who couldn’t speak English and taught me the sex life of her culture.
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I had a rather embarrassing situation in a Korean knocking shop, lots of massage and toe pulling??? I was sort of starting to think I was in the wrong place and that the pants were not going to be coming off.
Thai is much better and very direct without the fucking about 😉
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That, Lord benny, could be their ideal of irony and not wanting to pull your plonker.
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Go to Poland. Beautiful. Some lovely old Churches and not a dark key in sight. So it feels safe.
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Plus – fit birds.
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Also the birds think it’s their job to cook, clean and screw and my job to pay for everything, minus the entitled attitude. You know, like it should be.
Sopot in Poland was spotless, cheap, safe and rammed with fit birds.
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You forgot to mention the bears, they have fucking Bears, I know they have Bears, I met the fucking Bears!
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I did not feel safe 😳
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What in Poland?
Yeah!
They have brown bears,
Big fuckers.
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Agree. Poland is class, I work there every now and again. Always leave heavier and with sore head.
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I will not be travelling to EU countries anymore as they require fingerprints. Giving fingerprints should only be necessary if one is suspected of a crime. Oh wait.. under the new order we are all guilty until the marxist collective decide otherwise. Anyone freely giving up their fingerprints is merely aiding future lockdowns. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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I guess Hungary will be a decent destination after Orban said fuck off to immigration.
I must admit I quite liked Croatia and Montenegro
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I predict London will be over-run with tourists this summer, mainly, it has to be admitted, dirty old men, because Bill Boggs Promotions (Kentish Town) Limited, which, as you know is part of the vast Spankie Wankie of Taiwan Porn Empire, are holding the first annual Audio Porno Fair in Soho. The highlight will be the latest blockbuster Boggs movie, based on the Gisèle Pelicot story, with Jess Phillips in the title role of “Legs Wide Open” – just imagine full colour Cinema Scope, with delux RCA sound and our Jess in her first full frontal nudity role, as the housewife who finds things are getting on top of her.
There will be more – many special events at the Steaming Pussycat Strip Club, with special guests, including the infamous Emily Thornberry nude whip dance, and a selection of erotic tapes and literature, including a sound recording of Angela Eagle and Harriet Harman fornicating – too grim for a visual recording.
Fun for all the family. Things are really swinging at the Audio Porno Fair – including Lisa Nandy’s outsize knockers, in her skipping marathon.
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Are there blackies still living in the jungle ? If not, it might be worth going there to start a new life. If they follow us back to their old habitat, we might as well give up.
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We tried that with Rhodesia and south affrica, they all turned up and fucked it up 😒
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I worked with European companies, Italian and Spanish mainly, since the 1970s and can remember the days when you had to spend a Saturday night away to get a “cheap” airfare. I have always believed that Ryanair and EasyJet have done far more to bring Europeans together than any politician.
Once again, by allowing mass immigration, and complicity in the problems that causes, to say nothing of taxes on flights, the political classes have done what they can to fuck it up.
Good Morning
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yes its now fucking “Easy float” and “Ryan boat” surley non explosive spikey sea mines (like fucking sea urchins but floating ) would work.
or the introduction of the Great white to the channel?
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Good Morning Milord,
In case you didn’t see my response to your comment yesterday.
The person I knew at VB was a young lady of colour.
It is a small world.
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Since it’s invention, I have refused to go to anywhere that spends them euros. I simply won’t have it. This has made me fly over said places to places that don’t. Hungary, Poland, Croatia (until recently) and further afield. we were in Estonia once and I needed a piis. The good lady had to put the money in the coin operated door for me. I hadn’t realised that the cunts had adopted said currency.
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Anyone got civil rights whiner, race grifter and serial complainer
Jesse Jackson in Deadpool?
The pug faced twat is now listing his grievances at the pearly gates.
Sorry pal, its segregated up here.
Your over there.
In that shack.
Cotton picking starts at 5am
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I’m glad I live in an area where my xenophobia against blacks Isn’t affected. I watch the rest of foreigners in my world cinema collection, enjoying their cultures.
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Here’s a link which totally misses the point about why people are shunning capital cities for less well known places…..
https://www.gbnews.com/travel/europe-holidays-2026-spain-italy-full-list
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You should try the northern highlands in Vietnam, Artful, a more traditional way of life like those terraced rice fields you may have seen and some very good markets too. It sounds like you won’t be visiting the Cu Chi Tunnels which were used by the Viet Cong in the war and if you are even a bit over average build you will struggle to fit through them. Miserable is still there, now a tourist attraction in his own right.
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Your John J Rambo
And i claim my £5 token.
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I speak the international language of pointing while seething.
I can hold a conversation with anyone from a tibetan monk to a Andaman islander.
THAT!!! Fuckin that!!
Now! Chop chop laddie buck.
Picked it up naturally.
*ps
I once did a job for some sherpas!
No shit.
Little himalayan cunts that carry mountaineers bags.
They understood me perfectly.
Lovely little chaps.
Cant make a decent cup of tea, like,
Awful.
But i liked them.
Chop chop!
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apocalypse now springs to mind,
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So Holidays,
It seems that so many people subscribe too “Resorts” basically prison camps, with bussed in food and staff, safe but not real.
My top tips for an unarmed holiday is be nice and be respectful, make friends with the staff, you don’t have too tip them just don’t make their life hard.
Ask them, not where they recommend, but where they eat, I have trapsed through piss soaked alley ways to find little hide away cafes with great food and rather bemused staff wondering how they got on the tourist route.
Food, well you are holiday, you don’t have to eat a full meal at a restaurant just their speciality, eat it and move on to the next place (you have all day).
Oh and Poland, when you are up in the mountains they have lovely tidy picnic sites for you to stop and eat.
If you turn up and there is shit everywhere from the bins and the trees have been scratched to shit, it means the bears are short of food, fuck the picnic idea and go to a place with lots of people!
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A few times in the past we have hired a taxi and driver for the whole day.
Thailand comes to mind along with Cuba, but I particularly remember our trip around the seldom seen places in Sri Lanka.
It cost us about 25USD for the day, which we enjoyed so much that I gave him the same again as a tip.
Amongst other things we saw a working spice plantation and an orphan elephant sanctuary.
We ate where all of the taxi drivers go.
Probably the best curries that we have ever had, served on banana leaves and of course, no cutlery.
The bill was less than a dollar each.
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I read a recent story of a couple from Hong Kong who stayed on the mainland and had sex in their hotelroom. The man had a bit of a fetish for voyeurism porn and had a subscription to a site. He logged on back home one night and found a video of him and the Mrs after the hotel tiddlywinks had filmed them.
When Theresa May was PM she was advised to undress under the bedsheet to avoid being filmed by the Chinese and it being leaked. Optimistic of the Chinese to think anyone would be interested aside from possibly Cunt Engine.
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If nothing else, she’d have a nice, tight unused fanny and bumhole, although not as pristinely untouched as Anne Widdecombe’s pair of cobwebby oubliettes.
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Being caught out in a Chinese porn sting might even top her most naughtiest moment of running through fields of wheat and upsetting the local farmers, the minx.
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She was only running through that field of wheat because I was pursuing her with my trousers round my ankles, shouting threats to spank her botty with a fish slice.
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That’s why people book in with pop up tents! and I have my telephone number tattooed on my arse!
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Did any Cunter have Rev. Jesse Jackson in Dead Pool?
I wonder if he died a shoutin’ and a hollerin’ ?
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Another bugger slipped under the collective radar.
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Hey Artful, who is looking after your EastEnders themed pub while you and Mrs Cunter are galivanting all over the place?
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Cheeky monkey.
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The ghost of Babs Windsor.
“Get aaht maaa puhhb, ya cant.”
🧞
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I’ve been watching theYNC.com since it came back to our screens, and that is enough to tell you not to travel abroad to countries where people of colour reside. The wearing of car tyres isn’t for me, or have knives stuck in all parts of the body and being set alight when the temperatures are hot enough to fry eggs on the rocks. No thanks I prefer to sit at home in a comfortable armchair and be entertained by it all.
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OT, the local authorities who planned to avoid elections until yesterday are now complaining that they’ll be hard pushed to prepare in the time available. WTF are they talking about? It’s February and the elections are scheduled for May! In what parallel universe do they reside?
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@arf….FFS give them a break they’ve got 145 other meetings for dei,64 for trans rights, and 45 for who’s turn is it for chocolate biscuits 😩..that takes some doing before the piddling matter of citizens rights 👍
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They are complaining that they will have to do some actual work, whilst sitting down broadening their posteriors until pension time rolls around.
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Anyone have Jesse Jackson in the Dead Pool?
Alas, we will no longer hear any of the following gems and pearls…
‘I was Martin Luther King’s batman’.
‘I was there when Luther King/Malcolm X was shot.’
‘I taught Muhammad Ali everything he knew.’
‘And I said to Dr King. And Dr King said to me.’
‘I was Rosa Parks’ window cleaner.’
‘Did I tell you I knew Martin Luther King?’
The griefjacking and woke gnashing of teeth will hit critical with this one….🙄
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Wonder how long it will take the Obamas to hijack the condolences?
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Indeed, Liberal. And, the funeral will be a circus. Beyonce, Kanye, Lizzo, Will Smith, Serena Williams, the Obamas. To name but a few. Not forgetting Megain Cuntess of Sussex, o course.
And, just watch Lammy jump on this. Like a fly on shit.
And, I bet Doreen Lawrence sticks her oar in and all.
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The Reverend Lammy is arranging the dignified and mournful music as we speak, with the help of Jonathan Powell’s record library:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0QBmbVgM2I
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His funeral will be a literal chimps’ tea party.
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Jesse”s eyes bulged like a pug that was taking a shit.
The cunt made millions out of liberal white guilt.
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Followed by a full scale chimp out and shootings looting is an option.
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Never liked the moaning cunt.
Proved aright once again.
Good health Norman..
And fuck the bothersome dark key gôd botherer.
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Thanks Tez.
Jackson dined out on his King association big style.
According to him, they were ‘like that’🤞. But this book tells us otherwise. It’s a hoot.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/265973.Shakedown
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perhaps this would give some perspective on the situation.
https://youtu.be/ejlcVYRY9RU?si=uF7aQNzVepjRWmrB
and if I do more than one it will go into moderation.
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while in Serbia, fuck off means fuck off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-fIzMjksgQ
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