Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.
However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.
All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.
As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.
OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.
If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.
Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.
The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…
Nominated by : Norman
Seconded by : W. C. Boggs
I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:
Father’s should disown sons, just like prince rusty bollocks for becoming a cunt.
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Votings on boys!!
Reform uks legal action has made the government back down.
Voting in May for everyone in the UK.
Lets tear em a new arse! 😁
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Just read that too.
Labour are going to get reamed. 😁
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Great news and good afternoon MNC/ all.
Let’s hope every Labour cunt gets a full-depth, lube-free, up-to-the-elbow Lubbocking on election day!
Fuck the establishment.
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Reform with a handful of MPs and councils have done more in a year than the combined ‘opposition’ of the other parties in 25 years or more.
How can a trained lawyer (Sukweer) not know the fucking law. Goes to show they are taking the piss out of us everyday and with every lie they utter.
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Afternoon Thomas.
I hope every last one of the Labour scum lose their deposit and then go home, reflect on how shit they on every level and then retire to the drawing room with a bottle of single malt and a loaded service revolver.
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Fucking magnificent!
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70ne31d884o
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What wonderful news!
Made my day, that has.
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@mnc… they’d like that though oooohh …wes leading the charge 😩
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😁Except Wes.
Make that slimy twat kiss a girl till he pukes.
Labour councillors
Stacking shelves in a supermarket near you in june.
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Cant find any fucks to give about these cunts. The headlines were enough to stop me reading any of this window licking shite.
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His old man is a chav cunt.
As for this cunt. Who is he? Another grade a Nepo cunt.
Feet first into a meltdown nuclear fission core reactor.
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To be honest, young ‘Brookie’ doesn’t look like either Golden Bollocks or Lady Skellington.
In fact, he’s even uglier than the pair of them. He looks like some trailer trash half breed.
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I think hes Steve coogans kid.
Looks a bit partridge
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Starmer you cunt wasting tax payers hard fucking earned..!
BBC News – Government abandons plans to delay 30 council elections – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c70ne31d884o?app-referrer=push-notification
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Looks like the Muslim doesn’t like the white man’s magic..!
https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/17/measles-epidemic-fears-number-cases-grows-across-five-areas-england-7235435/
THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE GB..!
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Sorry to go off topic did anyone have Robert Duvall in the dead pool?
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Anyone got Robert Duvall in Deadpool?
I liked him.
R. I. P.
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One of the true greats, MNC. THX1138, The Godfather, Apocalypse Now, Falling Down. Some of my all time favourites.
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At this wedding they had a burger van.
No shit.
Wendys.
Which is yank.
Serving burgers, fries, nuggets etc.
Fuck me, wonder what posh spice had?!
Be bloated if she ate a nugget.
Bet the bogs were full of wags with fingers down their throats?
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Hope that Steve Reed the housing minister is next to lose his job.
I fuckin despise that arrogant little cunt.
Hes got a temper on him, like.
In interviews he gets upset, snippy, and a bit sarky.
Can barely control himself.
Well, you cant be like that when stacking shelves in a supermarket, kid.
Rude with customers youll be on the dole Steve.
Hopefully he’ll have a breakdown and get Disability benefit 😂
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I will still fuck posh spice in the arse…….her knobbly bones with no meat on them in her bum would easily pull my foreskin back and forth with little unfeeling sliding.
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