The Brooklyn Beckham Circus

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Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.

However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.

All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.

As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.

OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.

If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.

Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.

The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…

BBC News?

Nominated by : Norman

Seconded by : W. C. Boggs

I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:

The Standard.

104 thoughts on “The Brooklyn Beckham Circus”

  1. I once worked on a service contract for a PR company, they had offices at Ranson Docks Battersea, The Beckhams had an entire floor of the complex and a small down stairs room for a dress maker.
    I saw posh a couple of times, didn’t notice him, but all in all, fuck the celebrity status I was held in awe by the staff that seemed to have swapped politeness for importance due to a proxy association with someone they were milking.

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    • I worked on the fringes of the fashion trade and sampled the Beckham company. I voiced my opinion that she must be a real bitch to work for as she was wanting a meeting on a Sunday afternoon and needed my colour swatches there on the Saturday. My contact at the company, who I liked and respected a lot, told me that Victoria was really nice and as it was London Fashion Week or something working Sunday afternoon was not a problem.
      Just don’t believe everything you read in the press.

      Good Morning

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      • Would that be the coloured woman who worked down in the basement? I think that was her dress maker, she was actually ok

      • Well, I met her in the Old Trafford players lounge/bar. She acted like nobody was there and purposely ignored people. Like Bette Davis in a filthy mood, I’ve seen dogs with better manners. I say met her, she didn’t speak to me or to anyone else. Everyone from Alex Ferguson to security chief Ned Kelly (his real name) said ‘He’s a lovely lad. But she will ruin him.’ And, so it came to pass.

        Her remarks about Manchester in the late 90s also pissed me off. In 1997/98, it wasn’t the crime/scum/migrant/muck riddled shithole it is today. And, she had no right to open her gob the way she did.

        I am allowed to have a go at the place, I was born, raised and live there. And, my complaints about it are justified and are about what’s bad about the town. Not like her ‘I don’t like it, because there’s no Prada shop.’ Sod off.

  2. The BBC see these cunts as newsworthy, Restore Britain say they will defund the BBC.
    That alone sold it for me.
    Good morning all.

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  3. I gather Brooklyn is so called because the skeleton was in Brooklyn when she discovered she was pregnant.

    For the same reason my kids are called Gateshead and Whitley Bay.

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  4. I think there is less graffiti in the borough of brooklyn, than on that half-wits body.

    I suppose you can be a gobby twat when your wife is the daughter of a billionaire..

    I noticed that infected testicle Gordon Ramsey sticking his oar in recently..

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  5. Vic was told the other day her two other sons (Romeo and Cruz – whatever that means) have an Oedipus complex. She was astounded and said “Oedipus, schneedepus, what does it matter as long as they love their mother?”

    It’s the way I tell them

    Seriously though Brooklyn has balls, more than the other two.

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    • What a spoilt little twat.

      His dad worked his toes to the bone kicking a ball around twice a month to give him the life of luxury hes accustomed to.

      His poor mam went without so he thrived,
      Taking roles in Jason and the Argonauts and standing in Steptoes living room just to earn a crust.

      An his brides a fuckin mardarse too.

      “Nobody is looking at me for 2 minutes!!
      Waaaa!!!
      Just hike up your skirt and let the dog see the rabbit.

      Send him to bed without his soy latte.

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  6. What the thick as pigshit little dork doesn’t get is that his missus is just using him to piss off Daddy.

    As soon as the novelty of having a bit of rough wears off, the thick cunt will be out on his arse and effectively penniless.

    At least he’ll have his vast talents as a photographer, a chef and a league division three footballer to fall back on.

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      • It’s actually worse than that. You should see his book of photography.. It’s laughable.

        I’ve seen a five year old do better with an iPad.

    • Well Odin, I had cause to console the son of a friend recently, his extremely attractive girlfriend has fucked off.
      The only way I could help him was to say, years from now she will be showing her husband pictures of how she used to look, just remember you got to fuck that he didn’t .
      Yes he smiled and nodded.

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      • I always tell the lad that no matter how attractive they are, there’s some bloke somewhere who is now sick to the back teeth of her high maintenance whining.

        That usually gets a smile.

    • I wouldn’t really call Brooklyn a ‘bit of rough’ nearer a pampered puff than a hairy arse mechanic with grime under his nails who sinks a few beers after work then comes home for dinner late and wants a BJ after.

      Having rich parents gives you the safety net of not worrying whether someone will employ you by having shit tattoos and zero talent. It’s easy

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  9. David was a decent footballer but wasn’t a dribbling. Bet he now regrets not letting the little spermatozoa (sounds like a player) dribble down his legs.

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    • Loved what George Best said about Beckham…

      ‘He can’t head the ball, can’t beat a man, has no pace, can’t tackle. Otherwise, he’s aliright.’

      In his early years, Beckham was a tireless trier. But he also dived (perfect for Real Madrid).. Certainly had his moments. But Andrei Kanchelskis and Steve Coppell were better right sided players than he was. Beckham does not even come near Coppell in his prime.

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  10. Publicity? The only interest I would have in them, is if the were abducted by aliens.
    It’s Monday morning and the sun is blazing.

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  11. Where i do feel a little sympathy is Brooklyns wedding going wrong.
    Its a big day, one to cherish.
    We had similar issues.

    On the way to the registry office the horse threw a shoe and i was 20 minutes late.

    Missus Miserable had ordered a beautiful dress from Primark
    But it wasnt ready!!
    She was very upset.

    Luckily shes only little so we had to get a dress from the Disney store,
    Ariel the little mermaid.

    And the caterer had overcooked the chips.
    Gravy was ok though.

    Still best day of my life.

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  12. At first glance I thought the photo of babbling brook was a woman. Meant to say earlier that his father wasn’t a dribbler.

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  13. What a god awful existence the Beckham’s must live in.
    Forget the money and adulation for a moment and look at the abject shallowness of everything they do.
    Every aspect of their lives is viewed by themselves as a commodity with a price tag.
    Getting married, having kids, living in a flash London townhouse, buying a property in the countryside and a family bust up. They know full well the papers, gossip mags and the BBC will lap it up.
    For publicity and financial gain, obviously.
    And when some odious friend, like Gordon fucking Ramsey, spills the beans to the Sun, you just sense it’s got their dabs all over it.
    No wonder their son is fucked up after being brought up in that kind of circus.
    Apparently Dave and Skeletor are devastated by it all.
    I reckon they’d be even more devastated if the press got bored of it.
    The cunts!

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    • Dave and Vicky have a decent size house in Holland park. I know exactly where they live. 😁

      Sadly, no amount of encouragement has got the dog to piss up their front steps though. But he does still like to shit up Robbie William’s wall on a regular basis (Sorry Robbie. it’s not personal).

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  14. Call me heartless if you will, but I couldn’t give a tuppenny damn about any of the tribe. What does concern me however, is the number of the public who do; and further more also have a vote.
    Mornin’ aahll.

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    • Luckiest chavs alive. Skelly was never ‘Posh’ and never will be.
      It was a daft nickname given to her by the record execs. Her dad drove a second hand Rolls Royce and her parents put her through endless stage schools (where she was no good at anything).That is not ‘posh’.

      Luckiest chav alive…. Apart from Adele, if course.

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      • I never could understand the Posh name, she appeared to be like any number of tasteless town centre slappers, always wearing black to look thinner and looking miserable to appear mysterious.
        I was in Bath yesterday and saw in one shop they were selling her new range of makeup. I decided to pass on the tubs of brown filth looking not unlike tile grouting, and a snip at £40.

  17. You just have to laugh. David’s facial expressions always make me think he doesn’t give a fuck and he’s only thinking about a move to one of his goals, whilst in a dream world.

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  18. I have to confess I have watched the first two parts of the Netflix documentary on Victoria, now I never watch any of this sort of stuff but I did see a commentator say it was quite good.

    The first thing to say is that I wouldn’t have recognised the young spice girl and I can see why Becks was attracted to her (she looked a right Slapper and a perfect WAG).
    Her childhood was all about dance, performing, dressing up and she got into the spice girls after going to the auditions.

    I think what I took from the program was that after all the fame of Spice Girls when they split she was just a WAG, ok for a while but she wanted something of her own, so fashion.
    She comes across quite well and doesn’t hold back on giving herself criticism.

    As for the Brooklyn, he seems that he has tried a few things and given up so has found a new mummy to look after him 😂

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    • You’re missing the bit where a much younger Vicky was absolutely cock struck by anything famous that could give her the opening to fame that she has always lusted after.

      So she fucked Cory Haim (lost boys actor).

      Do you get the feeling that Dave couldn’t give a shit about being Sir David Beckham and that Vicky kept pestering him because she absolutely had to have the title of Lady?

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      • The rumour still persists that she was gunning for Giggs before she got to Old Trafford that fateful day. Giggsy was screwing (amongst others) that Dani Behr at the time. so Skellington ‘decided’ to go for young David instead. Purely rumours, you understand. But it’s reckoned that she was determined to bag one of United’s young guns.😉

        And, David dabbled with that fluff brained pop singer/ FHM prop Louise Nurding. And, she ended up hooking Spice Boy/Shop Dummy, Jamie Redknapp. These 90s football lads seemed to see these tuneless pop tarts as real catches. Didn’t like to aim high, did they?

        And, it begs the question… So, that’s why Haim topped himself?🤔

      • I think it was the drug addiction the Haim went through, trying to get that constant whining sound of hers to leave his cranium that caused him to top himself, to be fair.

        This does however beg the question: Why are professional footballer so fucking thick?

        You could walk into any bar or club in Eastern Europe or Scandinavia on a Saturday night and walk out with 10x better than some tuneless pop tart bint.

      • Corey also got bummed by Charlie Sheen till his balloonknot went slack.

        Dont think that helped his mental wellbeing either.

      • Corey Haim was one unlucky sod.
        And, let’s not even mention Corey Feldman and his mucker,
        Wacko Jacko.

      • Agreed, Odin.

        Bestie knew the score. He had the cream of Scandinavian birds on pre-season tours. Not to mention the top drawer in the Manchester clubs and bars, and then there was the beauty contest girls. In fact, pop singers were way down the list where Georgie was concerned.

        And, you’re right about European totty. On my travels as a United supporter, the finest birds I have seen and encountered were/are from Poland, Sweden, Hungary, Denmark and Russia. You saw right, Russia. Some seriously stunning women in Moscow. A far cry from the notorious shot putter image we had of them for years.

      • There was one lady in Moscow in 1993. She was a proper fully qualified medical Doctor. But the money was shit, so she (cough) did another job on the side. Absolutely pin-up goddess-like and she had certain skills that would make Linda Lovelace look like a novice.

        Well, so I was told….😉

      • In my day I wouldn’t have been after a pop tart. Lady Isobel Barnett or Fenella Fielding would have been more my type.

  19. These former Spice Girls, with the exception of Mel C, seem to have fallen on their arses a bit lately.
    Perhaps there’s a bit of a curse.
    Geri’s F1 boss husband has been sacked for being a cunt (allegedly).
    Scary spice keeps ending up in abusive relationships, and for the life of her, cannot find a common denominator.
    Emma Bunton is a w@g socket, so picking up an intelligent black millionaire is difficult, and she’s reduced to judging tv talent shows.
    And now Vicky has all this shit going on.
    It couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of shrieking old bikes.
    Fuck ‘em!

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    • The Scouse one, Mel C was plugging her biography a year or two ago. And, it mad me laugh how she endlessly went on about the Spice Girls were ‘great mates’ and were like a ‘wacky gang’ who got up to antics like the Monkees in the TV show. According to Mel, they were a band of sisters, who got up to zany antics and had this unbreakable bond from the word go. Yeah right…

      The girls were all auditioned and hand picked, they were given their stupid nicknames, they were not (apart from Scouse Spice) singers (Geri was a jazz mag regular), and they were such a ‘gang’ that they eventually sacked Halliwell without a second thought. They were like a five girl Frankenstein, created by Simon Fuller and Virgin Records. And, the ‘Girl Power’ thing was the biggest joke around. They were controlled and promoted by men down to the last detail.

      The Monkees were created in a similar way. But at least they admitted there was conflict and troubles. Mike Nesmith and Peter Tork openly disliked one another for years. And, Jones and Tork and Dolenz all had full blown fist fights. In fact, the only fight that never happened was Davy Jones and Mike Nesmith.

      I bet the Spice Girls bitched and loathed each other passionately at various times. But, it was put about that Chocolate Spice and Geri did lez it up at the height of their fame. They should have made a video of that instead.

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      • And, the videos . Of the supposed Spice Girls as ‘kids’ and playing with one another.

        All child actors and made up. They never knew each other as children.

        And, I still can’t fathom how that ‘Wannabe’ shite was so massive. It was just a load of shouting and the words were crap of the highest order.

        ‘Yo! Tell you what I want, what I really really want. I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want. I wanna huh! I wanna huh! I wanna huh! wanna huh! I really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahh.’

        Complete and utter bollocks. And the ‘Friendship never ends’ chorus? They’d known each other about six months and were all auditioned.🤣

        I would sort of understand if they were fit’uns worth a tug. But they weren’t. Only Geri had any sort of body or pulling power.

        Gullible ten year olds, a slobbering tabloid press, and thick young wimmin falling for that Girl Power shite was where they made their money. Because, as an actual pop music act, they were crap.

      • Oh, and it’s reckoned that bullying was rife in the Spice ranks.

        Cliques were formed, and three or four (usually with big gob Chocolate Spice as ‘leader’) would bully and pick on the one who wasn’t flavour of the month (usually Ginger/Geri). This of course led to Geri being forced out and fired.

        Giggling gang of girls, my arse. More like a snake pit.

  20. Whoops. In moderation. I’ll try again.

    These former Spice Girls, with the exception of Mel C, seem to have fallen on their arses a bit lately.
    Perhaps there’s a bit of a curse.
    Geri’s F1 boss husband has been sacked for being a cunt (allegedly).
    Scary spice keeps ending up in abusive relationships, and for the life of her, cannot find a common denominator.
    Emma Bunton is a dark key socket, so picking up an intelligent black millionaire is difficult, and she’s reduced to judging tv talent shows.
    And now Vicky has all this shit going on.
    It couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of shrieking old bikes.
    Fuck ‘em!

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    • Little known fact. Ashes To Ashes, Line of Duty and Spooks star Keeley Hawes was considered to be the Posh Spice one in the Spice Girls.

      Hawes was better looking and more talented than the Posh that we all now know and don’t love. However (although friends with Emma Bunton), Keeley did not fancy the gig, and therefore Victoria Adams was selected in her place.

      Just think, David, could have married Bolly Knickers instead of Skeletor.

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  21. Given two tier’s hatred of free speech I wish he would ban the press (all of them) from reporting on the beckhams and Brooklyn’s spoilt rich daddy’s tart. Plus also that awful harry and markle harpy and numerous other celebrities who love to grace the inside pages with whatever trivial mundane life events to rest of us just get on with.

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  23. These Beckham cunts represent the worst of British.

    Instead of chasing a knighthood, Dave could have improved his reputation no end if he’d put in the hours beating up his sons and selling his offensive wife to one of his despotic Arab mates.

    And Vicky’s a right gloomy cunt an all. I’m sure if I’d managed to amass a fortune, despite being totally talentless, I’d be grinning like Diane Abbott at a free All-You-Can-Eat’ fried chicken event.

    Frankly I’ve seen more attractive dogshit.

    The worst thing about the Beckhams, apart from her singing, his tattoos, her fashion-sense, looks, their greed and her relentless self promotion, is their legacy: a new breed of hyper cunts, who through a diabolical mixture of genes are destined to torment and infuriate the public for yet another generation.

    Best we can hope for is that they follow the Geldof children’s excellent example and take to hard drugs in a serious way.

    That said, I do have a modicum of respect for the boy, fucking off his parents public like that.

    Mind you, naming their kid Brooklyn and then trademarking his name should have been more than enough for him to ring Childline.

    I mean, did we trademark Placenta Baker, our daughter’s name? Did we fuck!

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    • Not forgetting infesting a beautiful part of the Cotswolds, fucking place is knee deep in has been luvvies, wank singers and American rug munchers. Used to spend happy days walking the footpaths around the Tews etc. Not any more the risk of having to meet one of the cunts and having what’s left of my rational brain flooded with pointless bollocks is a risk too far.

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  24. David should have rolled off and shot into the night when Brooklyn was conceived.
    Without his parents financing the useless brat would of ended up begging outside Tescos

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  25. Putting a razor line through your eyebrow makes you a full weight cunt in my book. And those thick as pig shit footballers who continue the line or lines on their hair. I know what Jack Charlton would have done with these pansies in minute one of the game.

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    • The likes of that ‘Golden Generation’ against the old school would have been hilarious

      A team featuring Beckham, Redknapp, David Calamity James, Rio Ferdicunt, Ashley Cole, Gary Neville and the like….

      Against Dave Mackay, Graeme Souness, Big Jack Charlton, Billy Bremner,, Norman Hunter, Nobby Stiles, Tommy Smith, Jim Holton, Joe Jordan.

      I would pay over the odds to see that.

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    • Two things finished him in Mcr….

      That fucking ‘sarong’ thing. A ladies skirt, which he wore at her bidding. The bloody poofter. Can the Stretford End love a player who wears women’s clothes? No, absolutely not.

      His ding dong with Fergie. Old Purple Nose accidentally kicked a boot and it hit Beckham. A minor nick above the eye, and dressing room business that should have stayed private. However, the little cunt went round the town centre (which he never did), with a huge fuck off black ‘X’ plaster on his head. Making sure every paps photographer and newspaper snout saw it. He also had an alice band as well. What a bandit. Not only was he attention whoring, he was also a grass, making out the Gaffer ‘attacked’ him. Little bastard.

      That is not how Old Trafford heroes behave. And, any standing he had with true supporters was killed there and then.

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  27. Clowns and circuses for the masses. Switch it off, put it down and do something else. If you ignore them, they might go away but you’ll definitely be free of them.

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  28. Go and check out this prick’s cooking videos.

    Ive actually heard him call himself a chef ffs

    I watched him cook up truffle pasta the other day, using a £300 truffle , a shop bought sauce and dried pasta out of the packet.

    You have to come from a very rich usually to have this elite level delusion

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    • The sad part is, they have a cordon bleu chef on hand to show the stupid prick how to do it.

      If they didn’t, there would be a major health and safety incident and NASA scientists trying to figure out how the thick cunt managed to burn water.

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  29. Almost celebrity nepo and rich parents kids are cunts.

    Stella McCartney. Lily Mong, Cara Delevigne, Mark Ronson, Darren Ferguson, Daniel Cuntcliffe, Emma Twatson, Sean Lennon and so on….

    Mind you, U2’s Bonio’s daughter – Jordan Hewson – is a bit tasty. So, he wasn’t always acting like a twat and working down the Treacle Butty Mine then.

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    • Once shagged a bird with a body like a Skellington.
      Rubbish.

      Dont see the appeal myself.
      Like a fuckin bike frame she was.

      Naw, lass with curves for me!!
      💪💪

      Oh
      An a big hairy muff❤️

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      • Same here, Miserable.

        Never liked meat free birds..

        Tilda Swinton,
        Keira ‘Looney’ Knightley.
        Natalie Portman.
        Lily Cole.
        Kate ‘Sy Snootles’ Moss.
        Skellington Spice.

        It’d be like fucking a xylophone.

        As you say, a decent body and well carpeted down below, Kate Winslet in her prime. That’s more like it..

      • And this view is not exclusive to our gender lads. When I shaved off my bush years ago for a medical procedure it gave my missus the creeps. She said she felt as if she was going to bed with a prepubescent boy.

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